Du know you’re a Buffy Fan when…
Du can sing all the songs from “Once Mehr with Feeling” from memory…and if Du can’t Du stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
Du can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Friends look at Du like you’ve grown a third eye.
Du spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
Du stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
Du spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
Du decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
Du go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have sagte _______” “Spike would have…”
When Du say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Friends and family start saying it.
Du think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult Du can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a Obst schlagen, punsch mouth”
Du re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy oder Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when Du think someone is off their rocker
When Du have an awful Tag and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy Du start on a 2hr speech that Du know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
oder when Du say it and Du try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would Du save if your house was on feuer and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the oben, nach oben of your list
The Musik Du have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons Du into watching Prison Break and Du say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange fisch monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
Du use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” Du say “Duck”
When Du see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) Du say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
Du name a pet Willow, Oz, oder something along those lines
When walking through a store Du see some “interesting” clothing oder jewelry and think “that’s something Willow oder Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie Du keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the bibliothek researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so Du start humming it…and all of a sudden Du realize that Du are Singen it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so Du make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
Du can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact Du want more…so Du post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the Kommentar box :)
Du can sing all the songs from “Once Mehr with Feeling” from memory…and if Du can’t Du stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
Du can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Friends look at Du like you’ve grown a third eye.
Du spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
Du stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
Du spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
Du decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
Du go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have sagte _______” “Spike would have…”
When Du say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Friends and family start saying it.
Du think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult Du can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a Obst schlagen, punsch mouth”
Du re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy oder Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when Du think someone is off their rocker
When Du have an awful Tag and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy Du start on a 2hr speech that Du know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
oder when Du say it and Du try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would Du save if your house was on feuer and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the oben, nach oben of your list
The Musik Du have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons Du into watching Prison Break and Du say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange fisch monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
Du use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” Du say “Duck”
When Du see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) Du say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
Du name a pet Willow, Oz, oder something along those lines
When walking through a store Du see some “interesting” clothing oder jewelry and think “that’s something Willow oder Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie Du keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the bibliothek researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so Du start humming it…and all of a sudden Du realize that Du are Singen it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so Du make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
Du can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact Du want more…so Du post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the Kommentar box :)
