Q. So how did Du end up here Boo? How do Du like fame?
A. I just knew that haircut would be trouble. But I am cute. And my owner does take great photos. I used to be just your average Pom Pom but after that haircut and the Fotos I'd have a hard time fitting in any where. And Du know what really surprises me? The neighborhood cat's are my biggest fan's and Mr Jinks the Himalayan down the straße is thinking of getting a radical new hair cut and seeing where it can take him. Maybe we'll end up in a movie. Now that would be a whole new take on Katzen and Hunde wouldn't it.
Q. Do Du know why we've only seen pictures of your owners legs Boo? What's she hiding?
A. She's okay. Not bad looking for a human. Just a little shy. I'm just so cute that she's afraid people would only look at me. So for right now my human is going to stay in the background and I'm going to be looking for the paparazzi.
Q. So we heard Du wrote a book Boo. What secrets do Du reveal? No dark secrets going to get out are there Boo.
A. Yes my Bücher now available on amazonas, amazon and may soon become a best seller. I don't know about dark secrets but there are some very revealing Fotos of me there that will have Pom Pom Liebhaber drooling. I can't help being cute can I.
Q. So Boo what's so important about Wednesdays?
A. Well I'm kind of embarrassed about it but on Wednesdays I get to go all natural. I mean I don't wear clothes on Wednesdays.Maybe my owner will be taking me to a clothing optional strand soon. I'm still waiting to hear from Heff. He hasn't made a offer for the pictures yet but Du never know. Maybe they'll let me do a Foto shoot with Pamela Anderson.
Q. What is it about Du and the Chicago Cub's Boo? They aren't trying to hire Du are they?
A. Well the Cub's have always been my Favorit team and I think they should replace the bär cub mascot with me. Come on they haven't won a world series in 103 years. Maybe I could help get rid of the curse of the Billy Goat.
Q. What Curse is that Boo?
A. Well way back in 1945 a man named Billy Sianis bought a ticket for him and one for his pet billy goat and though they let them in P.K. Wrigley threw out Billy Sianis and his pet billy goat because he sagte the goat smelled bad. Before Billy Sianis left he sagte he was cursing the Cubs and they would win no more. But I'm sure if the Cub's will hire me as a new mascot being that I'm so cute the curse of the billy goat will be lifted and the Cubs will win the world series. So maybe everyone should call the Cubs and tell them to hire me as the new mascot. And I promise I don't smell bad. My human bathes me often.
Q. Okay Boo but what about your addiction to grass. Wouldn't the Cub's have to give Du a drug test?
A. The rumors won't stop will they. I will say for the record that my thing for gras, grass is with gras, grass Du walk on not cannabis. And I don't think the Cub's will hold that against me.
Q. So Boo Du just had a birthday back on March 16th. How many years is that in dog years for Du now?
A. Not quite sure about dog years but I am cute. Maybe they'll make a movie about me soon. And if they won't let me and Pamela Anderson make a movie how about Lady Gaga. Wonder if any body has her number? ( Boo is 35 in dog years as he was 5 years old on his last birthday )
Q. So Boo what about Du and the clothing line?
A. I just like wearing shirts and preferably pink.
Q. Boo what is the first thing most people notice about you?
A. It's the hair. I just have great hair.
Q. Boo what do Du think about the most?
A. When will my human come home.
Q. What's your Favorit thing to do Boo?
A. Well I like the attention of all the humans but I just know I could help out the Cub's if they would just call. I would just be so cute in a Cub's hemd, shirt and hat.
Q. Boo what's your deepest darkest secret?
A. Well I do have that thing for squeaky toys.
Q. What are your Favorit things to do Boo?
A. Well lets see play with Buddy, sleep, eat, and try to be as cute as possible.
Thank Du Boo. I hope that the Cub's give Du a call.
And that was our exclusive interview with Boo the cutest dog in the world. Who would have ever thought that a little pommer, pomeranian, deutscher zwergspitz from a small town could have ever become so famous.
A. I just knew that haircut would be trouble. But I am cute. And my owner does take great photos. I used to be just your average Pom Pom but after that haircut and the Fotos I'd have a hard time fitting in any where. And Du know what really surprises me? The neighborhood cat's are my biggest fan's and Mr Jinks the Himalayan down the straße is thinking of getting a radical new hair cut and seeing where it can take him. Maybe we'll end up in a movie. Now that would be a whole new take on Katzen and Hunde wouldn't it.
Q. Do Du know why we've only seen pictures of your owners legs Boo? What's she hiding?
A. She's okay. Not bad looking for a human. Just a little shy. I'm just so cute that she's afraid people would only look at me. So for right now my human is going to stay in the background and I'm going to be looking for the paparazzi.
Q. So we heard Du wrote a book Boo. What secrets do Du reveal? No dark secrets going to get out are there Boo.
A. Yes my Bücher now available on amazonas, amazon and may soon become a best seller. I don't know about dark secrets but there are some very revealing Fotos of me there that will have Pom Pom Liebhaber drooling. I can't help being cute can I.
Q. So Boo what's so important about Wednesdays?
A. Well I'm kind of embarrassed about it but on Wednesdays I get to go all natural. I mean I don't wear clothes on Wednesdays.Maybe my owner will be taking me to a clothing optional strand soon. I'm still waiting to hear from Heff. He hasn't made a offer for the pictures yet but Du never know. Maybe they'll let me do a Foto shoot with Pamela Anderson.
Q. What is it about Du and the Chicago Cub's Boo? They aren't trying to hire Du are they?
A. Well the Cub's have always been my Favorit team and I think they should replace the bär cub mascot with me. Come on they haven't won a world series in 103 years. Maybe I could help get rid of the curse of the Billy Goat.
Q. What Curse is that Boo?
A. Well way back in 1945 a man named Billy Sianis bought a ticket for him and one for his pet billy goat and though they let them in P.K. Wrigley threw out Billy Sianis and his pet billy goat because he sagte the goat smelled bad. Before Billy Sianis left he sagte he was cursing the Cubs and they would win no more. But I'm sure if the Cub's will hire me as a new mascot being that I'm so cute the curse of the billy goat will be lifted and the Cubs will win the world series. So maybe everyone should call the Cubs and tell them to hire me as the new mascot. And I promise I don't smell bad. My human bathes me often.
Q. Okay Boo but what about your addiction to grass. Wouldn't the Cub's have to give Du a drug test?
A. The rumors won't stop will they. I will say for the record that my thing for gras, grass is with gras, grass Du walk on not cannabis. And I don't think the Cub's will hold that against me.
Q. So Boo Du just had a birthday back on March 16th. How many years is that in dog years for Du now?
A. Not quite sure about dog years but I am cute. Maybe they'll make a movie about me soon. And if they won't let me and Pamela Anderson make a movie how about Lady Gaga. Wonder if any body has her number? ( Boo is 35 in dog years as he was 5 years old on his last birthday )
Q. So Boo what about Du and the clothing line?
A. I just like wearing shirts and preferably pink.
Q. Boo what is the first thing most people notice about you?
A. It's the hair. I just have great hair.
Q. Boo what do Du think about the most?
A. When will my human come home.
Q. What's your Favorit thing to do Boo?
A. Well I like the attention of all the humans but I just know I could help out the Cub's if they would just call. I would just be so cute in a Cub's hemd, shirt and hat.
Q. Boo what's your deepest darkest secret?
A. Well I do have that thing for squeaky toys.
Q. What are your Favorit things to do Boo?
A. Well lets see play with Buddy, sleep, eat, and try to be as cute as possible.
Thank Du Boo. I hope that the Cub's give Du a call.
And that was our exclusive interview with Boo the cutest dog in the world. Who would have ever thought that a little pommer, pomeranian, deutscher zwergspitz from a small town could have ever become so famous.