The Chuck and Blair Cronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's Mehr of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the Weiter episode is defo about them! So hope Du enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta Liebe their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family Du had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the couch cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: Du think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want Du as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but Du and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call Du tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: Du can't datum him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking Du don't datum him
E: You've sagte that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what Du want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill Du in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How Du gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The Weiter Tag at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, Du and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole transporter, van der bass family wont be happy, which includes you, So Du agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: Hey no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't Du ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well Du know if all fails Du could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, Du can't do that
B: Hey Du sagte it not me
S: As a joke, Du can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because Du can't Blair...Where would Du get it from?
B: Du forget who my boyfriend is...

School glocke rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If Du say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the Tag at the transporter, van der bass Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on Küssen her)
B: I need Du to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and Du can help me
C: What do Du need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't Du think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the küche talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' mantel pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: Hey Blair, How are Du today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my mantel then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the mantel and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the mantel on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: Du liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do Du think your doing?
B: How did Du get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did Du do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, Du told me to fix it and I did, No Mehr step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe Du did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating oder even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? Du can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring Du down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get Du back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the Queen B? There's only one way to find out, hündin Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive...You know Du Liebe me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED...

The Weiter ep will be based around the death of Bart, He is killed, So defo a C/B ep. :D