Most of the Chair Zitate from Season 3 ♥

3X01 "Reversals of Fortune"
Blair: She looks like she needs a sandwich.
Chuck: Looks just right to me...

Chuck: We could never be boring.
Blair: Du say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I'm not Chuck bass without you.

Blair: Running all the way back to New York... was exciting. Do Du know where Alexandra lives?
Chuck: Why don't we stay in instead?

Blair: [role playing] Waiter, this glass is dirty! And I've been waiting far too long!
Chuck: I apologize, ma'am. Surely, there's some way I can make up for the poor service.
Blair: I can think of a few ways.

3X02 "The Freshmen"
Blair: Du are so sweet to see me off. I can't believe NYU orientation week is here!
Chuck: I have to object to Du living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls. There's a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.

Chuck: It's not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.

Blair: [in bed] Du were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. Du okay?
Chuck:I am now.

3X03 "The Lost Boy"
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless gewölbe, tresor of do-overs?

Blair: What are Du proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.

Chuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.

Blair: I can't believe Du lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She stahl, stola my shoes?

Blair: I want Du to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I Liebe you. Du enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

Blair: How do Du know?
Chuck: Because Du believe in me.

Chuck: I've booked the penthouse. What do Du say we christen my legacy? oder do Du need to be bribed?

3X04 "Dan de Fleurette"
Chuck: Morning, Beautiful.
Blair: NYU is hell!
Chuck: What do Du expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Chuck: I found this. An invitation to a movie premiere. It seems your entire hall is attending. Since my evening is free ...
Blair: Du thought Du would help me curry favor with my outer-borough hallmates. Sweet. But unfortunately I've already scheduled an all-night cram session with my tu-tees.
Dorota: Miss Blair. Du want me set beds before manicurist arrives?
Blair: THANK Du Dorota, that will be all.
Chuck: Du sure Du sagte cram session and not the annual Waldorf sleepover?

Blair: [to Jenny] Did Du really think this little stunt would help Du win back queen?! I will make your life a living hell! I-
Jenny: Blair, I-
Chuck: It wasn't her idea.
Blair: This was you? Did Du have any idea how much Du humiliated me?
Chuck: Du accomplished that with your little teenybopper sleepover.

Chuck: NYU's hard. But Blair Waldorf does not give up.
Blair: I am not giving up. I've made a strategic retreat.
Chuck: Potato, Po-ta-to.
Blair: Du don't understand.
Chuck: I DO understand. Let me help.
Blair: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, oder social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
Chuck: How can Du do this to me?
Blair: What are Du talking about?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told Du I Liebe you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. Du really insult me like that?
Blair: That's not how it is.
Chuck: It's exactly how it is. The Weiter time Du forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I Liebe you.

3X05 "Rufus Getting Married"
Chuck: So Bree, Du went Home last week?
Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.

Blair: What is this? It's wonderful!
Chuck: Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang Mai.

Chuck: Look, I Liebe you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are Du going? I have tension!

3X06 "Enough About Eve"
Chuck: Bad dream? Don't tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying Du find Walter Matthau.
Blair: Worse. I was in All About Eve.
Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one Tag Du will hold that school in the palm [kiss]of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey.I'm Audrey!

Chuck: She's a guy.
Who took my speech at the freshman abendessen and gave it to Vanessa Abrams. He double crossed me, and I-
Chuck: Demand satisfaction.
Blair: Du still up for it?
Chuck: [nods]
Blair: Du wonderful man. I'll just go powder my nose for ... 10 minutes?
Chuck: I'll only need five.

Chuck: Du were late.
Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I'm sorry.
Blair: Are Du upset because Du kissed a guy?
Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do Du really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Blair: Liebe me?
Chuck: Always.

Chuck: What do Du want, Blair?
Blair: Forgiveness. I'm so sorry Chuck. I know I made a mistake, I know there's no excuse, but it was just a kiss.
Chuck: When people manipulate, I know how little respect Du have for them.
Blair: Not you! I don't feel that way about you, and I won't ever do it again. I promise. It was a mistake.
Chuck: I'm in a meeting.
Blair: I'll call Du later.

3X07 "How To Succeed In Bassness"
Blair: I was thinking '80s, but shoulder pads can be overwhelming on my delicate frame.
Chuck: This is a business. Not a high school party.
Blair: I told Du I was sorry for my little transgression and Du forgave me. Now either make me KISS a girl already, oder let's Bewegen on!
Chuck: People think I'm playing a game. They want me to lose. I have to prove I'm not Bart Bass' son. My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate businessman.
Blair: You're very sexy when you're legitimate.

Blair: You're still mad from before. It's clouding your judgment.
Chuck: This isn't about last week. It's about you, Blair. It's the reason I couldn't say I Liebe you. It's because I can't trust you.
Blair: I did this because I Liebe you.
Chuck: Be that as it may, I have a club to open. And you're no longer invited.

Blair: Du already knew? [pauses] If Du know, then why is the club still open? If the cops Zeigen up then ... Du probably don't want to hear this from me, but, I have an idea ...
Chuck: I already made the call.

Chuck: Blair. We both know you'll never be completely trustworthy. I'll admit it's not my strong suit either. But it's part of what keeps things interesting between us.
Blair: And why we make a great team.
Chuck: No, in order to be a team, we have to focus our duplicity on others.
Blair: What if it's my way of Wird angezeigt how much I Liebe you?
Chuck: I can think of better ways.

3X08 "The Grandfather: Part II"
Chuck: Look, ladies, please, this is supposed to be a classy event, not a sample sale at an outlet mall.
Blair: Chuck. You'll never believe what Serena did, she had my friend kicked out of the party!
Chuck: The call girl? Security just told me.

Chuck: Look, I don't know what's going on here, but if the girl's still here I'll find out what's going on and get to the bottom of it, okay?
Blair: Thank you, Chuck. And who's the one getting paid to datum her clients, anyway?
Chuck: That's enough, Blair.
Blair: [to Serena] No! If it walks like a ente and talks like a ente ... the only prostitute here ... is you. Come on Chuck. I want some cake. [S shoves B's face into cake]

Chuck: Did Du ever find Brandeis?
Blair: Yes. We're not Friends anymore. That's okay. I have you. That's all I need.

3X09 "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are Du still dressed?

Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.

Chuck: Do Du really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It's for Nate.

Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help oder I'll be dead within the hour.

Chuck: [on intercom] If Du two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.

3X10 "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.

3X11 "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.
Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.

Chuck: Hey, do Du mind if I stay?
Blair: Yes. But that's why I Liebe you.

3X12 "The Debarted"
Chuck: Today is a Tag like any other.

Blair: This is a homeless shelter. A. gross, and B. really?

Blair: Fine. Pretend like Du never get sad. And all Du care about is making Mehr money. But just to be clear, I know better. And Du Chuck bass are not your father.

Chuck: How's Serena?
Blair: She's gonna be okay.
Chuck: Lily's here? Eric's here?
Blair: Everyone's here.

Chuck: My father always thought I was weak. And in the moment that mattered most I was. I couldn't be there when he ... I left. Right away. I've been pushing myself to prove him wrong, and pushing Du away.
Blair: I don't think Du ran away because Du couldn't handle death. I think it's because Du couldn't handle feelings. You're not like that anymore. You're strong. Du carry people. Du carry me. You're becoming a man in a way that your father never was. Come. Let's say goodbye.

3X13 "The Hurt Locket"
Blair: Are Du in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future.

Chuck: Du may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are Mehr important than your social climbing agenda.

Blair: What happened? Don't tell me that awful whore did something to you.
Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.

Chuck: I don't have a real mother. I never will.
Blair: Doesn't mean you've alone. I Liebe you, Chuck, and I'll always be your family.

3X14 "The Lady Vanished"
Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.

3X15 "The Sixteen Jahr Old Virgin"
Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.

Blair: A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.

3X16 "The Empire Strikes Jack"
Blair: There's something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city.

Chuck: I've come this far without my mother, I'm not gonna back down now.
Blair: Well if it's a war Jack wants, it's a war he'll get.

3X17 "Inglorious Bassterds"
Chuck: Back from shopping, no packages. Who are Du and what have Du done with my girlfriend?

Chuck: I am everything my father sagte I was.

Blair: I never thought the worst thing you'd ever do would be to me.

3X18 "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"
Blair:I don't like who I've become with you.
Chuck: Wait, Blair, don't bail on me, we have to see this through to the end.

Chuck: I thought our Liebe could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong.

Chuck: I Liebe you. Saying it was hard, but I did and I've never looked back.

Blair: No matter how many weddings Du plan, nothing can fix what happened.

Blair: I've never thought it was possible to Liebe someone too much, but maybe it is.

3X19 "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Blair: I'm gonna KISS somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.

Chuck: No one ould ever measure up to what we had.

3X21 "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Chuck: What brings Du and your mid-level entourage?

Chuck: I'll be waiting on oben, nach oben of the Empire State Building.
Blair: Du can't Affair to Remember me.

3X22 "Last Tango, Then Paris"
Chuck: Excuse my confusion I didn’t expect to see Du tonight… of ever again… Du went
Blair: Sorry I was so late
Chuck: I waited
Blair: Dorota went in to labor, she have her baby, I wasn’t going to Zeigen up, I was resolve not to, every bone try to solve me, every voice in my head scream don’t…
Chuck: But…
Blair: …But I didn’t listen, I follow my herz because I Liebe you, I can’t deny that our path is been complicated, but in the end Liebe makes everything simple…

Blair: …This night is perfect
Chuck: Oh… there’s one thing that would make it even better… I’m so sorry, for the pain I cause you, and I know that I can take it back but I want to make it up to you, even if it takes me the rest of my life… Blair, do you….
Blair: HUMPREY, what are Du doing?... have Du Lost your mind? What the hell are Du doing?
Dan: You, tell her
Blair: Tell me what? What’s going on?.... Du didn’t
Chuck: Blair…
Blair: Du did….[To Jenny] You, get out of here now, and not just out of this hospital but off this island, go and never come back, cause if Du ever set one foot in Manhattan ever again, I’ll know and I’ll destroy you.