what do you know C?!
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GG: in the city that never sleeps alot can happen.
spotted leaving the transporter, van der bass apartment Nate at 9am. what happened last night nate we're just dying to know.
waldorf apartment:
(serena and blair were in the living room watching audrey hepburn and eating popcorn)
B: something Du want to tell me S?
S: no why?
B: i seen gossip girl this morning what was nate doing leaving your house at 9 o'clock.
S: nothing. me and nate are Friends again.
B: just Friends oder Friends with benifits?
S: god chuck has your mind wired (laughs). me and nate stayed up talking it got to late for him to go Home so he stayed in chuck's room. considering he didnt come home.
B: i dont care if Du datum nate it's just you're with lonely boy and Du seem happy. i dont want Du to mess up your own happiness.
S: thanks for caring B but i already called dan and explained nothing happened and he belives me so i'm good. Du always need trust in a relationship.
at the palace in chuck's suite:
(nate and chuck are talking)
C: im just going to come out with it. did Du and serena sleep together.
N: what? no we're just friends
C: Du so did. i can tell when you're lying nate
N: i did not sleep with serena. besides she has a boyfriend who she loves.
C: Du had a girlfriend who Du loved when Du Lost your virginity to serena.
N: for the last time i did not sleep with her.
C: minus the not part. am i right? Du can tell me im not going to tell blair oder gossip girl, just like i didnt when Du slept with her the first time.
N: fine yes it was one mistake and me and serena are not going to do it again.
C: old habits die hard. but Du want to do it again... oder make that it her.
N: no.
C: Nate Du have been druling over serena from the shepard wedding. you're seriously going to tell me Du dont want serena. to have her say this is my boyfriend nate to all the people who dont know you.
N: Du really annoy me sometimes.
C: (it's what i do best... well Sekunde best. look if Du Liebe her go for it. lonely boy will be fine.
N: and your cupid oder something.
C: lets put it this way. Chuck bass is in an actual relationship and Du arn't because Du cant tell the girl Du Liebe the truth.
GG: trying to keep a secret S. be careful S nate's got a big mouth. and secrets always come out in the end. does lonely boy really belive your story.
(in blair's room chuck and blair are making out)
B: So was your bett slept in?
C: no
B: serena must be lying then. she so did sleep with nate.
C: what? no they didnt.
B: S told me that they stayed up late talking and it was to late for nate to head Home so he slept in your room.
C: i thought Du meant at the palace i havent been Home yet.
B: bass what do Du know? i can tell when you're lying.
C: im not lying Blair. (continues to KISS her)
B: chuck me and Du are in a relationship and your punishment for lying will be no sex for a month.
C: Du wouldnt dare?
B: try me. if Du dont tell me Du can leave and i'll text Du later when i find out myself.
C: they did sleep together but they both regret it.
B: i cant belive S lied to me.
C: Du have to pretend like Du dont know anything blair. i promised nate i wouldnt say anything to Du oder gossip girl so keep quiet.
B: i have to say something to S.
C: no blair nothing not even to serena. i have to keep quiet to and pretend i know nothing.
B: fine i promise i wont say anything.
C: good now since i told the truth do i get a reward.
B: oh please Du should have knew i was bluffing about not having sex. and you're a bad boy Du dont get rewards Du get punished. (smiles)
C: i Liebe it when Du talk dirty blair. very sexy.
(they make out again until they have sex)
Archibald apartment:
(serena enters the apartment looking for nate)
S: Nate!
N: serena you're here.
S: i pulled it off with B she doesnt know a thing.
N: chuck knows that we slept together but he'll keep quite. plus he thinks i regret it.
S: good because i dont want anyone to find out about us
N: thats good because i can keep a secret.
S: great
(nate lifts serena onto the küche counter and they start to make out. they eventually have sex)
the humphrey apartment:
(jenny and dan are watching a movie)
J: did Du talk to serena about the pictures?
D: yeah she explain. nate did stay over but in chuck's room.
J: thats good to know. so everything is fine between Du two?
D: yeah and im glad i really like serena shes not like the other rich kids she wouldnt stab Du in the back. lying and cheating isnt her thing anymore.
J: i like serena too. and Du guys are so cute together.
D: thanks.
GG: Wow are two fallen Engel N and S make C and B look like mother teresa. sex leads to lies and lies lead to scandle. so im guessing this one will be a big one. when C and B find out that their bestfriends lied. hell hath no fury like a chuck and blair scorn. looks like we're in for a bumpy ride. fasten your sitz belts. xoxo. gossip girl.
episode six will be out tommorow
who's hungry?!
