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posted by isabelle_905
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from Du mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes Du oder hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her Du Liebe her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When Du see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When Du see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When Du see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up and KISS her.

When she steals your favourite shirt:
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you:
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn’t answer for a long time:
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at Du with doubt:
Back yourself up.

When she says that she like's you:
She really does Mehr than Du could understand.

When she grabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you:
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells Du a secret:
Keep it safe, sicher and untold.

When she looks at Du in your eyes:
Don’t look away until she does.

When she misses you:
She's hurting inside.

When Du break her heart:
The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over:
She still wants Du to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin:
She wants Du to read it.

***********
GUYS:

If Du Liebe her, don't cheat on her.

Treat her like a person and not something to Zeigen off.

Grab her neck when Du KISS her, it's a real turn on.

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

If she doesn’t call Du it’s because she’s waiting for Du to call her.

Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

When she's mad: hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok: don’t believe it, talk with her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease Du back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad: hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

KISS her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at Du crying, the first thing Du say is:
"Who's arsch am I kicking babe?"


________________________________________________________________________

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "a true boyfriend."

* No one can be the perfect boyfriend but as
long as Du treat her right and remind her how
much Du Liebe her and be your best, we Liebe it.
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posted by isabelle_905
Another E-Mail I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting oder losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her Blumen and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has gegeben her Blumen just because.

To every guy that sagte he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....
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posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another E-Mail guys! LOL Enjoy!!

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A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher teilt, split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine oder a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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