ghost rider: hi i'm a marvel
batman: I'm going...to kill Du
ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot Mehr then Du and the grace of god to make me go that route again.
batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied Du for over thirty years because Du were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then Du got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with Du before Du even dare step to this Bobby Blaze oder Ruben Blades oder Ruben Studdard oder Dale Dingus oder whatever you're name is. It's called plagierism, Du understand? Do I have to spell it out? Legion is the Scarecrow, Du are me with skeletons and fire, and your Bat Pod is the whole thing that defines you. That's why Aquaman? Gets no play. Flash? Gets no play. They're dope in Mortal Kombat. Granted that. But what does Aquaman do when the criminals leave the pool? oder an escape chopper takes Flash's enemies away?
ghost rider: Sam Elliott's in my movie, punk
batman: Du stahl, stola FROM ME AGAIN!!! DID Du SEE THAT!!! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! Du JUST KEEP DOING IT!!!
(enter Aunt May)
Aunt may: CHRIS-TIAN BALE!
batman: I'm sorry Aunt May. I was having a bad day. People just don't understand that when Du jump into someone's view like that, and Du have to jump out of character in order to tell them s*** they should already f**king know, it gets frustrating
Aunt May: I believe there's a McG in all of us. Makes us...read directions Mehr carefully, and finally allows us to make Filme that are good. Even though sometimes the...people at Sony begin to panic. Make crappy Playstation 3 games. Ghost Rider does that for people and...we wonder what Sam Elliott's doing right now. We...need him.
batman: I'm going...to kill Du
ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot Mehr then Du and the grace of god to make me go that route again.
batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied Du for over thirty years because Du were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then Du got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with Du before Du even dare step to this Bobby Blaze oder Ruben Blades oder Ruben Studdard oder Dale Dingus oder whatever you're name is. It's called plagierism, Du understand? Do I have to spell it out? Legion is the Scarecrow, Du are me with skeletons and fire, and your Bat Pod is the whole thing that defines you. That's why Aquaman? Gets no play. Flash? Gets no play. They're dope in Mortal Kombat. Granted that. But what does Aquaman do when the criminals leave the pool? oder an escape chopper takes Flash's enemies away?
ghost rider: Sam Elliott's in my movie, punk
batman: Du stahl, stola FROM ME AGAIN!!! DID Du SEE THAT!!! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! Du JUST KEEP DOING IT!!!
(enter Aunt May)
Aunt may: CHRIS-TIAN BALE!
batman: I'm sorry Aunt May. I was having a bad day. People just don't understand that when Du jump into someone's view like that, and Du have to jump out of character in order to tell them s*** they should already f**king know, it gets frustrating
Aunt May: I believe there's a McG in all of us. Makes us...read directions Mehr carefully, and finally allows us to make Filme that are good. Even though sometimes the...people at Sony begin to panic. Make crappy Playstation 3 games. Ghost Rider does that for people and...we wonder what Sam Elliott's doing right now. We...need him.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest Fans I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn Batman into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and beliebt and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What Du do is look at each frame one Von one. In your head Du don't just have Batman -- Du have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with Batman whether on screen oder not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?
My client the 3:10 to Yuma man himself would have loved to NOT flip out on McG's Friends from the old neighborhood as they obstructed his view going about their business directives for McG was which was to close in on the shot so hard it gives us all headaches from how out-of-focus it is oder when it moves a bit and disappears from the screen completely and we can't follow it. Christian "Now That Boy Makes Some Good Films" Bale is about to have his career sidemarked for simply being polite 99% of the time about the fact that Legoland is remaking Terminator. And Du know who was there in the scene with Bale when he snapped on Shutter-Speed Boy? BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD!! Un-pregnant, re-vamped, just like our imaginations. Spider-Man 3 she got pregnant that's why she was dressed in harsh black with Nikes when they went to the heh-heh "jazz club". That girl could make anyone turn into a teenage boy trying to prove he's not a nice guy.