Balto - Nostalgia Critic

One afternoon star, sterne was laying on the couch watching TV. Just then commercial came on with a giant cruise ship. That caught Star’s attention.
“We go to Seattle, Washington in the summer and Sydney, Australia in the winter.” the commercial announcer said. “So go to norwegiancruislines.com today!”
Star’s owner, Ralph came in. “I can’t believe Rosy’s dog had puppies.”
“I know.” star, sterne tried to answer.
“I need to get a girl. I can’t just have a dog with me. I can’t even understand him.”
star, sterne went to his Essen bag. He couldn’t get his head to the Essen level. He ripped...

Steele is a bad guy

star, sterne was sitting on his couch watching the news, when a thing came on.
“Warning,” the announcer sagte “The famous dog ‘Steele’ who has been going from bad to good is now bad again. But he’s threatening to kill people. People at Nome watch out!”
“Oh God!” star, sterne yelled. “I got to tell the Hunde about this.”
star, sterne went to Kaltag’s house. Kaltag was watching the news as well.
“Did Du see that news flash?” star, sterne asked.
“About Steele?”
“Yah.”
“Yup. We’re in danger.”
star, sterne went to Balto’s boot and saw he wasn’t there.
“CRAP!” Star...