Mister Wiener
I stand at the urinal
Pants down to my ankles
I sing to him
Between my legs
Another boy
Comes in
He looks at me
Weird
He walks out
I can hear him
Telling his friends
About how I still pee
Like a little boy
They laugh
But I don't care
I like me
The way I am...
II.
Mister Wiener
Again I see him
I asked teacher
To use the bathroom
I went in a stall
Dropped my pants
And sat down
I see him
Between my legs
I do my business
Singen to him
Kids are talking
About the singing
Coming from the boys' room
Then I flush
I tell him
I'll see him later
And pull up my pants...
~Butters Stotch (Warner Sechovec)
1: Du can always make me smile.
2: Your very nice.
3: Du have a good sense of humor.
4: Your shortness is cute to me.
5: Du tell me everything.
6: Du and me are allot alike.
7: Du never wanna lose me, and I feel the same way.
8: Your cute.
9: You'd Liebe me no matter what, and I feel the same way.
10: Du have a cute laugh.
11: Du say "Yah" which I think is cute/hilarious.
12: Du skateboard.
13: We are both the odd-ones-out.
14: Du Liebe me as much as I Liebe you.
15: We both Liebe South Park.
16: You'd do anything for me.
17: We both wanna be animators.
18: You've always been good to me and never doubted me.
19: Du have a dirty mouth.
20: I just Liebe Du for Du no matter what Du do!
~Amanda Faith Sechovec~
2: Your very nice.
3: Du have a good sense of humor.
4: Your shortness is cute to me.
5: Du tell me everything.
6: Du and me are allot alike.
7: Du never wanna lose me, and I feel the same way.
8: Your cute.
9: You'd Liebe me no matter what, and I feel the same way.
10: Du have a cute laugh.
11: Du say "Yah" which I think is cute/hilarious.
12: Du skateboard.
13: We are both the odd-ones-out.
14: Du Liebe me as much as I Liebe you.
15: We both Liebe South Park.
16: You'd do anything for me.
17: We both wanna be animators.
18: You've always been good to me and never doubted me.
19: Du have a dirty mouth.
20: I just Liebe Du for Du no matter what Du do!
~Amanda Faith Sechovec~