1. Your walls are covered "Avenged Sevenfold" posters and items.
2. Du say the last ten concerts they did, despite their location.
3. Du follow their tour bus.
4. Du find yourself in a situation like that of their song: "A Little Piece of Heaven".
5. Du Lost your contact, and it's somewhere near your Avenged Sevenfold posters, and Avenged Sevenfold CDs.
6. There's a guy at the door and he knows Du stahl, stola the new Avenged Sevenfold album.
7. Not even M Shadows can beat Du when it comes to remembering lyrics to their songs.
8. When looking down the barrel of a gun, Du recite lyrics from: "Betrayed".
9. When you're fighting in a war, the other soilders swear they hear someone Singen "M.I.A.".
10. When facing your old high school teachers, Du sing: "Trashed and Scattered".
11. When meeting a girl who goes too fast, Du play "The Beast and the Harlot" for advice.
12. Du want the song; "Lost" played at your funeral.
13. Du want the song; "A Little Piece of Heaven" played at your wedding.
14. Du want the song; "Brompton Cocktail" played while Du lay on your death bed.
15. Du listen to the song; "Nightmare" after having a bad dream.
16. Du play your son/daughter the song; "Nightmare" after they wake Du up in the middle of the night with a bad dream.
17. Du dance to the song; "Scream" on your first date.
18. Every bat Du see has a skull for a body.
19. Du can quote anything and everything with an Avenged Sevenfold song.
20. Every essay Du wrote in school had an Avenged Sevenfold quote at the beginning.
21. When your car breaks down, Du expect that "Bat wings" attachment that mechanic promised Du he'd install for 100 extra dollars, will work.
22. Du ask the zookeeper where they keep the "Death bats".
23. Du stabbed your dog fifty "fuckin'" times when he peed on your Avenged Sevenfold CD collection.
24. Your wife/girlfriend had to take your Avenged Sevenfold CDs away when Du fought with her.
25. Du want the song; "Almost Easy" played when your wife is having your baby.
26. Du didn't klatschen, smack your husband when Du heard him play "A Little Piece of Heaven" to your kids.
27. "Gunslinger" is all Du play on Memoral Day.
28. Du think the "Avenged Sevenfold" quote in the bible was made after the band.
29. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what Du play in your new Mustang.
30. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what your alarm clock plays when Du set it to wake Du up.
31. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what Du listen to while Du sit in your cubicle at work, working through a mountain of paper work.
32. Du want to have an "Avenged Sevenfold skeleton" on oben, nach oben of your gravestone.
33. Du can't figure out why you're Friends got rid of your Avenged Sevenfold CDs. Du only played them 70 times to them.
34. Du didn't sleep for three weeks when the newest Avenged Sevenfold album was announced.
35. Du play "Critcal Acclaim" while Du vote in the Preisdental Election.
36. Du sing "Critcal Acclaim": when Du see the other party win.
37. Du tore a guy's arm off for saying Avenged Sevenfold sucked.
38. Du held M Shadows at gun point and made him listen to Du sing Avenged Sevenfold songs.
39. Du held Zacky Vengance at gun point to make him listen to Du do a solo of an Avenged Sevenfold song.
40. Du literally got the name; "The guy who killed the principle" after he took your Avenged Sevenfold CD from Du in class.
41. Du play "The Wicked End" while Du go on a "Save the Planet" Campaign.
42. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is your idea of romantic.
43. Du quite the "Save the Bats!" website because they were saving regular bats.
44. Your bass gitarre seems a bit too much like Johnny Christ's.
45. Your electric gitarre seems a bit too much like
Synyster Gates'.
46. Your other electric gitarre seems a bit too much like Zacky Vengeance's.
47. Your drums seem a bit too much like the Rev's.
48. When M Shadows was giving Du a high-five at the concert, Du pulled him into the crowd and tried to drag him to your car.
49. Du own an "Avenged Sevenfold" warehouse.
50. Du were told to go to hell after playing "Afterlife" one to many times.
2. Du say the last ten concerts they did, despite their location.
3. Du follow their tour bus.
4. Du find yourself in a situation like that of their song: "A Little Piece of Heaven".
5. Du Lost your contact, and it's somewhere near your Avenged Sevenfold posters, and Avenged Sevenfold CDs.
6. There's a guy at the door and he knows Du stahl, stola the new Avenged Sevenfold album.
7. Not even M Shadows can beat Du when it comes to remembering lyrics to their songs.
8. When looking down the barrel of a gun, Du recite lyrics from: "Betrayed".
9. When you're fighting in a war, the other soilders swear they hear someone Singen "M.I.A.".
10. When facing your old high school teachers, Du sing: "Trashed and Scattered".
11. When meeting a girl who goes too fast, Du play "The Beast and the Harlot" for advice.
12. Du want the song; "Lost" played at your funeral.
13. Du want the song; "A Little Piece of Heaven" played at your wedding.
14. Du want the song; "Brompton Cocktail" played while Du lay on your death bed.
15. Du listen to the song; "Nightmare" after having a bad dream.
16. Du play your son/daughter the song; "Nightmare" after they wake Du up in the middle of the night with a bad dream.
17. Du dance to the song; "Scream" on your first date.
18. Every bat Du see has a skull for a body.
19. Du can quote anything and everything with an Avenged Sevenfold song.
20. Every essay Du wrote in school had an Avenged Sevenfold quote at the beginning.
21. When your car breaks down, Du expect that "Bat wings" attachment that mechanic promised Du he'd install for 100 extra dollars, will work.
22. Du ask the zookeeper where they keep the "Death bats".
23. Du stabbed your dog fifty "fuckin'" times when he peed on your Avenged Sevenfold CD collection.
24. Your wife/girlfriend had to take your Avenged Sevenfold CDs away when Du fought with her.
25. Du want the song; "Almost Easy" played when your wife is having your baby.
26. Du didn't klatschen, smack your husband when Du heard him play "A Little Piece of Heaven" to your kids.
27. "Gunslinger" is all Du play on Memoral Day.
28. Du think the "Avenged Sevenfold" quote in the bible was made after the band.
29. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what Du play in your new Mustang.
30. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what your alarm clock plays when Du set it to wake Du up.
31. "Unbound (The Wild Ride)" is what Du listen to while Du sit in your cubicle at work, working through a mountain of paper work.
32. Du want to have an "Avenged Sevenfold skeleton" on oben, nach oben of your gravestone.
33. Du can't figure out why you're Friends got rid of your Avenged Sevenfold CDs. Du only played them 70 times to them.
34. Du didn't sleep for three weeks when the newest Avenged Sevenfold album was announced.
35. Du play "Critcal Acclaim" while Du vote in the Preisdental Election.
36. Du sing "Critcal Acclaim": when Du see the other party win.
37. Du tore a guy's arm off for saying Avenged Sevenfold sucked.
38. Du held M Shadows at gun point and made him listen to Du sing Avenged Sevenfold songs.
39. Du held Zacky Vengance at gun point to make him listen to Du do a solo of an Avenged Sevenfold song.
40. Du literally got the name; "The guy who killed the principle" after he took your Avenged Sevenfold CD from Du in class.
41. Du play "The Wicked End" while Du go on a "Save the Planet" Campaign.
42. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is your idea of romantic.
43. Du quite the "Save the Bats!" website because they were saving regular bats.
44. Your bass gitarre seems a bit too much like Johnny Christ's.
45. Your electric gitarre seems a bit too much like
Synyster Gates'.
46. Your other electric gitarre seems a bit too much like Zacky Vengeance's.
47. Your drums seem a bit too much like the Rev's.
48. When M Shadows was giving Du a high-five at the concert, Du pulled him into the crowd and tried to drag him to your car.
49. Du own an "Avenged Sevenfold" warehouse.
50. Du were told to go to hell after playing "Afterlife" one to many times.
