This is for fun. Please don't be offended :) I am a fellow Asian myself ^_^:
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get Du into places half-price saying Du were 12 when Du were really 15
2) Du ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) Du have a 40 lb. bag of reis in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing Du to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of Tiere they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) Du know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress Du with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving reis in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) Du like $1.75 movies
16) Du like $1.50 Filme even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring Du back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great Farben like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever beliebt limette, lime green.
18) your parents insist Du marry within your race.
19) Du never order chop suey, sweet and sauer, saure pork, oder any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask Du to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, Du NEVER order dessert.
22) Du will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made Du play the piano, the violin oder both.
24) Du get nothing if Du do well in school, but crapped on if Du don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, Du sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a Tennis racquet, golf clubs, oder both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) Du have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) Du own a reis cooker oder two
30) your parents tell Du about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy Du clothes and shoes many sizes too big so Du can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. Mehr than 90% of your Tag has test prep, school, and oder an instrument.
Disclaimer: A person I know made this!!!!
1) Your parents still tried to get Du into places half-price saying Du were 12 when Du were really 15
2) Du ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
3) Du have a 40 lb. bag of reis in your pantry
4) everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
5) you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
6) your parents enjoy comparing Du to their friends' kids.
7) you've had to eat parts of Tiere they don't even put in hot dogs.
8) Du know what bok choy is
9) you've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
10) idiot people try to impress Du with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc . . .
11) your parents say leaving reis in your bowl is a sin.
12) your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!"
13) everyone thinks you're good at math.
14) your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's"
15) Du like $1.75 movies
16) Du like $1.50 Filme even more.
17) your aunts and uncles bring Du back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great Farben like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever beliebt limette, lime green.
18) your parents insist Du marry within your race.
19) Du never order chop suey, sweet and sauer, saure pork, oder any other imitation oriental food.
20) people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask Du to translate.
21) at expensive restaurants, Du NEVER order dessert.
22) Du will most likely be taller than your parents.
23) your parents have either made Du play the piano, the violin oder both.
24) Du get nothing if Du do well in school, but crapped on if Du don't
25) when going to other peoples' houses, Du sometimes bring a gift.
26) your family owns a Tennis racquet, golf clubs, oder both.
27) your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
28) Du have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
29) Du own a reis cooker oder two
30) your parents tell Du about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
31) your parents buy Du clothes and shoes many sizes too big so Du can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
32. Mehr than 90% of your Tag has test prep, school, and oder an instrument.
