Tobias: What are Du doing tonight, Bob?
Bob Loblaw: Oh, Tobias,well, I'm staying in my office working on my "blog"
Tobias: What do Du 'blog" about?
Bob Loblaw: I blog about my job and my lover, Blair.
Tobias: Do Du want to go to strip club with me?
Bob Loblaw: Oh, My God! No, Tobias. What the hell?! I'm a married man, Tobias.
(Bob's Phone Ringing)
Bob Loblaw: Hello?
Blair on the phone: Hey, Bob, It's Blair.
Bob Loblaw: Hey, hun! What's up?
Blair: I'm going o to a Holiday Party for my work, so, I'll be Home late.
Bob Loblaw: Oh, ok. Liebe You.
(Hangs up Phone)
Bob Loblaw: Tobias, I actually want...
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