A palace Von the sea?
Could it be?
Yes, that's right.
Du rode horseback when Du were only three.
Horseback riding?
Me?
And the horse
He was white!
Du made faces and terrorized the cook!
Threw him in the brook!
Was I wild?
Wrote the book!
But you'd behave when your father gave that look!
Imagine how it was!
Your long-forgotten past!
We've lots and lots to teach Du and the time is going fast!
All right...I'm ready!
Now, shoulders back and stand up tall
And do not walk, but try to float.
I feel a little foolish.
Am I floating?
Like a little boat!
Du give a bow.
What happens now?
Your hand receives a kiss! (lingering look)
Most of all remember this:
If I can learn to do it, Du can learn to do it.
Something in Du knows it
There's nothing to it!
Follow in my footsteps, shoe Von shoe!
Du can learn to do it too!
Now, elbows in and sit up straight
And never slurp the stroganoff.
I never cared for stroganoff!
She sagte that like a Romanov!
The Samovar.
The caviar.
Dessert and then goodnight?
Not until Du get this right!
If I can learn to do it
If he can learn to do it
Du can learn to do it!
Du can learn to do it
Pull yourself together
And you'll pull through it!
Tell yourself it's easy
And it's true!
Du can learn to do it too!
Next, Du must memorize the names of the royalty.
Now here we have Kropotkin
Shot Potemkin
In the Botkin.
Oh!
And dear old uncle Vanya loved his vodka
Got it Anya?
No!
The Baron Pushkin
He was
Short
Count Anatoly
Had a
Wart!
Count Sergei
Wore a feathered hat.
I hear he's gotten very fat.
And I recall his yellow cat!
I don't believe we told her that.
If Du can learn to do it,
I can learn to do it!
Don't know how Du knew it
I simply knew it!
Suddenly I feel like someone new
Anya, you're a dream come true!
If I can learn to do it,
If I can learn to do it
Du can learn to do it!
Du can learn to do it.
Pull yourself together
And you'll pull through it!
Tell yourself it's easy,
And it's true
Du can learn to do it,
Nothing to it!
Du can learn to do it too!
Waltz Reprise:
It's one-two-three and suddenly
I see it at a glance
She's radiant
And confident and born to take this chance.
I taught her well.
I planned it all!
I just forgot
Romance!
Vlad, how could Du do this?
How will we get through this?
I never should have let them dance!
