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August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other bär replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did Du put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did Du do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!...

*Enemy Wölfe run at us*Me:You guy's ready. Humphrey:Yes. Garth:Yep. Me:Hold on guy's this will be cool. *I do the feuer ball jutsu hand pose burning the enemy wolves* Humphrey:That was cool who taught Du that? Me:I a learned a few thing from my book of spells and training. Garth:Do Du know Arctic wolf? Me:I never heard of that wolf I can teach Du guys some of these jutsu's here's one. *I do the ice hand pose and the ice freezes hidden enemy wolves* Humphrey:Cool how can we get these jutsu's? Me:Easy follow me. *I walk Humphrey and Garth to a cave with Glowing jem's inside a jar* Me:See these...

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your Beschreibung is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a baum with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber Du jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the baum was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty Du ready." Humphrey said. "Hey...

A white wolf walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, blackish-grey wolf known as Janice, watching out the window.

"Hey Janice" The white wolf greeted.

"Hey dad" Janice greeted.

"How are Du holding up?"

"I'm tired, when can we go home?" Janice asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two Wölfe in black Suits walked in.

"Humphrey, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Janice. I'll see Du in a little while" Humphrey said."Okay bye dad" Janice said.

Humphrey walked with 5 Wölfe down the hall, and through a door. In the small room,...

A few months past on Von and Janice's belly grew. She rested and ate most of the time and was watched Von Moonlight. Brian tried to keep as close as posable to her without being caught. Both Brian and Janice waited anxiously for the Tag of the birth. And then that Tag came.
Moonlight was away and Brian was patrolling the woods as always when he suddenly heard panting and someone slowly walking up to him. It was Janice. Before she could reach him she collapsed and let out a moan, "Brian!! Ah! I'm...,giving....Ahhh!"
Brian gasped and ran to her side. He nuzzled her then he rolled his mate onto...