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posted by UriahA
Well, the main men characters of the pack Mitmachen the NFL.

Humphrey and Kate woke up.
“I’m hungry.”
“Let’s get some Burger King.”
“Yeah.”
They drove to Burger King.
“Hello, I cannot help Du right now.”
“What!?”
“No service.”
“Really?”
“What do Du want?”
“Oh, umm, can I have the McChicken sandwich please.”
“They aren’t McDonalds,” Kate said.
“Are Du guys McDonalds?”
“Hell no!”
“Oh then I’ll have the burger, the fries, and the Coke.”
“Ok.”
“Kate, what do Du want?”
“Can I have a Battery?”
“What?”
“Sorry, we’re listening to Metallica’s Whopper.”
“Kate, one, it’s not even playing and two, I think Du mean we’re listening to Metallica’s Battery.”
“Yeah what ever.”
“Alright, what do Du want?”
“A Double Whopper.”
“Ok, a Double Whopper, a #9 King sized, and umm, an Oreo Shake.”
“Ok, I have a kid’s Grilled Cheese, a single zwiebel Ring, and a can of spray paint.”
“Umm, yeah exactly what I ordered.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey got a call from Garth.
“Hello?”
Garth was breathing heavily.
“Hey man.”
“Garth, what’s going on?”
“I’m trying to catch my breath.”
Garth was breathing as heavy as he was when he called.
“Are Du sure you’re not Jacking Off?”
“No man I’m at Football Tryouts.”
“Right, don’t call me while Du jerk on yourself.”
“Dude, they sagte all the men of the pack can go to these tryouts.”
“What!?”
“Yeah, Du can come too.”
“Who are we playing for?”
“The Seattle Seahawks baby!”
“Nice, they’re close to here.”
“Can Du get all the dudes in the pack?”
“Sure.”
Humphrey got his Essen and got the whole pack together.
“Hey everyone, there’s a tryout for all the dudes in the pack in Seattle so we can play for the Seahawks.”
Some Wölfe booed.
“Who’s with me? Whoever’s with me come up on stage.”
Cando, Hutch, Winston, Tony, Mooch, Shakey, and Salty came on stage.
“The girls who want to be cheerleaders come up.”
Kate, Lilly, Eve, Janice, and Reba came up.
“Ok, cool.”
“Our flight to Seattle is at 12:05 on American Airlines. A 767 if Du want to know.”
They got a good night sleep then set out for the airport.
“Garth should meet us at the airport.”
“Ok.”
“Now boarding flight 3465.”
“That’s us.”
The plane took off. Shakey was nuzzling Salty.
“Get a room Du two!” Mooch yelled.
“We can’t.”
“Go in the Bathroom then!”
“We’re sitting at the bulkhead right behind first class.”
“So? We’re in this ‘mini cabin’ and Humphrey and Kate are to the left of us, Cando and Hutch to the right, Reba and Janice to the behind right, Winston and Tony to the behind left and Lilly and Eve behind us with no one else, so no stranger will see us,” Salty said.
“Umm, ok.”
“Big words, Salty,” Shakey said.
“Thanks.”
“We are starting our descent into Seattle, so please put your seatbacks and tray tables into the upright lock positions.”
They landed and Garth was sitting on a bench Von the Baggage Claim.
“Garth!”
“Humphrey, my man!”
“How was Football Tryouts?”
“I made it!”
“Nice! Do Du have the jersey?”
“Yup.”
Garth pulled it out. Garth was number 9. And it sagte “Garth” in the name section.
“Just one number away from Matt Hasselbeck.”
“Nice, so you’ll be a quarterback?”
“Yup.”
“Come on, let’s find a few Taxis.”
They were driven Von 3 taxis to Tryouts. Tryouts went well, they all made the team.
“Alright, men. Here are your positions! Hutch, you’re Receiver! Humphrey, you’re Running Back! Cando, you’re the kicker! Shakey, you’re our Line Backer! Winston you’re another Receiver! Mooch, you’re a Center! Du have so much body fat that you’re perfect as a lineman!”
“Thanks!” Mooch sagte sarcastically.
“Salty you’re a Safety! Tony, you’re corner back! Any Questions!?”
“Yeah, will Du be yelling like this every time we see you?”
“Only when Du loose!”
“Ok.”
“Here’s your jerseys!”
“I’m 37, the number of Shaun Alexander!” Humphrey yelled, “Thank Du coach!”
“Practice is tomorrow! We will see how Du do!”
“Ok.”
They got to a hotel and stayed the night.
“Hey, Mooch!” Garth said.
“Yeah?”
“Coach called Du fat!”
“Guess what, Garth.”
“What?”
“Your mom.”
“Your face.”
“Your… whoa Nice one.”
They all went to sleep. Humphrey woke up. He licked Kate all over trying to get her to wake up.
“Humphrey, stop!”
“Sorry.”
Humphrey approached Lilly.
“Hey Lilly.”
There was nothing.
“Lilly.”
Still nothing.
“Lilly.”
Lilly didn’t move.
“Lilly.”
Lilly jumped onto Humphrey and they both fell down and laughed. Lilly stayed on oben, nach oben of Humphrey.
“Can Du get off me now?”
“No.”
“Sad face.”
Lilly kissed Humphrey.
“This is awkward.”
Humphrey woke up again.
“I’m awake this time right?”
“That depends, does this hurt?”
Garth punched Humphrey.
“Nope.”
“You’re asleep then.”
Humphrey woke up again.
“Ok, seriously, what the hell!”
Humphrey pinched himself and felt pain.
“FINALLY!!!”
It was 4 o’clock in the morning.
“Damn!”
Football practice finally started. Cando had to figure out how to kick the football.
“I have a good idea!”
Cando was a trained Alpha and after he respawned, he was completely heeled so he tried this. He ran to the football and did a back flip and on the way kicking the football.
“Yeah, I like that. I’ll try that again.”
He put up another ball and did the same thing.
“Yup. Hey Hutch go deep.”
Hutch sprinted out and caught the ball when it came to him.
“Wow, Hutch, you’re good.”
“You’re a good kicker yourself.”
Garth was practicing plays Mooch, Humphrey, Winston and him. With Salty, Tony, and Shakey on defense.
“Winston go deep! Set, Hutt!”
Garth did a play action pass. Tony knocked the ball out of Winston’s paws.
“Hutch, come over here!”
“Yes, sir.”
“You’re 2. Winston you’re 1 Mooch you’re 3 Humphrey, you’re 5 I’m 6. Cando Du try to be 4.”
“Alright.”
“This isn’t fair Du have 6 offensive people we only have 3 defense. Hey Tatupu, can Du come over here?”
“I really should be practicing with the humans.”
“Can Du ask coach if Du can be with us for a little bit?”
“He won’t care.”
“Please?”
“Alright.”
“Hey! We got a human! Haha!”
“You shouldn’t say that.”
“Why?”
“That’s taunting. It’s a 15 yard penalty.”
“Ok.”
“37 D! Hutt!”
Garth threw a pass right to Hutch. He caught just in time to be caught be Salty.
“Men! Bring it in!”
Everyone gathered.
“Good practice. I’m gonna let Du go. Remember we have game Sunday 1:05 against the New York Giants. Get rest and also train.”
They Wölfe went back to the hotel. Shakey, Humphrey, Mooch, and Salty went to fast food.
“Can I take your order please? The attendant asked.”
“Yeah, I’ll have a number 9,” Humphrey said.
“I’ll also have a number 9,” Shakey said.
“I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip,” Salty said.
“I’ll have 2 number 9’s a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese and a large Soda.”
Everyone looked at Mooch is disbelief.
“Fat ass,” Shakey mumbled.
“You’re paying,” Humphrey said.
They went back to the hotel. Everyone saw Mooch chowing down on all the crap that he ordered.
“Damn Mooch! Calm down!” Winston yelled.
“We have a game tomorrow, Du all should be stalking up.”
“What ever.”
They all met at Qwest Field ready for the game.
“Hasselbeck, Humphrey, Williams you’re the team captains.”
“The winner will have the choice to either receive oder kick the ball.”
The coin landed on heads.
“It is heads, Seahawks call.”
“Humphrey, Du decide,” Matt Hasselbeck said.
“We will kick.”
“Giants, which way will Du defend?”
“Left.”
Cando got ready for kickoff. He signaled the kick and kicked the ball. The return guy saw how Cando kicked the ball and was stunned. The ball hit his helm and a guy on the Seahawks recovered the ball.
“Offence out!” Seahawks coach Pete Carroll yelled.
Mooch got in Center position.
“Hey lame face!” a Giants lineman insulted Mooch, “I bet Du can’t even hike the ball! The easiest thing to do in football!”
Mooch rose from the ball and raised his fist.
“Ok, Du know what!?”
“Whoa, Mooch,” Matt said. “ Du know you’re better than him so just ignore him.”
“Alright.”
“Down, set, Hutt!”
Matt threw the ball to Mike Williams. Mike was tackled at OPP 13.
“Hutt!”
The ball was ran right into the goal Von Humphrey, breaking 2 tackles.
“His first time having the ball in the NFL he gets a touchdown!” the announcer yelled.
“That’s amazing to think that he’s also a wolf in the NFL too,” the other announcer pointed out.
“Cando, out for the extra point.”
“Got it!”
Cando kicked for the extra point and then the kick return.
“D-fence, go out!”
Shakey covered a guy who was 6 feet tall but Shakey himself is pretty small. Salty was watching the action from behind, he was the Safety. Tony had a zone not necessarily a guy to cover. Eli Manning threw a pass to one of his receivers. Salty tackled him on the spot.
“Yeah! Good job Salty!”
Minuten passed through as the Seahawks continued to lead 7 nothing. Matt got sacked and got injured.
“Coach, Matt is down!” Shakey panicked.
“Great. Whitehurst, is it ok if we bring Garth in as a replacement so he can get some practice?”
“Sure.”
“Alright, Garth!”
“Yeah coach?”
“Go in for Matt when he gets off the field.”
“Alright.”
Matt was helped off the field and Garth went on.
“Hey Garth,” Mooch greeted.
“Hutt!”
Garth was sacked right there.
“Damn!”
Garth saw a yellow flag.
“Offsides, Defense number 86, 1st and 5,” the Ref said.
“Alright, we’re going to try to catch them off guard Von reversing it 3 times,” Carroll said, “Winston Du get the ball first then, Hutch takes it from him, and Humphrey take is from Hutch and runs right down the middle. The 2 reverses should create a hole in the defense formation.”
The play came into place and came out as planned. Humphrey ran right down the middle and came for a touchdown. The Giants were getting frustrated and aggressive. The Weiter play was a 2-point conversion to be in the lead at 15. Humphrey was slammed down just inside the goal.
“Ahh! Man!”
Humphrey was gripping his right knee and limped to huddle.
“Humphrey, Du ok?” Garth asked.
“Yeah.”
The half ended and it was still 15 nothing Seahawks.
“Good work men!” Pete Carroll yelled.
Halftime came and went. Humphrey was deep ready to run the ball down the field. He caught the ball and got tackled at the spot. They went 3 and out and had to punt. The Giants returned the ball with a touchdown. Garth wondered WTF.
“Come on Defense!”
A few Mehr Minuten passed as all the series were 3 and outs. Cando kicked and missed a 53 yard field goal. A defender just decided to have a hitting the kicker penalty go on him. He nailed Cando in the helm with his knee and tackled Cando. The 350 pound lineman stomped on Cando which broke his left arm.
The offensive Coordinator and Pete Carroll came onto the field to check on Cando. The lineman was ejected from the game. Cando felt his head become heavy and felt he could not move. He saw Pete Carroll’s face then he Lost consciousness and the lights went out and the sound faded away. When Pete Carroll saw he eyes close, he immediately checked his pulse.
He felt pulse and heartbeat the crowd thought he might have been dead and became silence. For once there was no noise in the Seattle stadium. Pete Carroll picked up Cando and sagte to the Ref that he was alive.
“People of Qwest Field, Our friend Cando is alive.”
Everyone especially the Giants Fans cheered. Pete Carroll walked to the locker room carrying Cando. He set him down on a tabelle to be checked out Von the doctor.
“He’s got a pretty bad concussion and a shattered left arm,” the doctor sagte “He’s not going to be able to play for the season.”
“Oh.”
“I’m going to have too do surgery on his left arm.”
“Alright, does he have brain damage?”
“No, but he is unconscious. Strip off his uniform and pads to prepare for surgery.”
“Alright.
“I’ll get my stuff ready.”
Pete Carroll took off Cando’s uniform and pads. The doctor came back
“Go to the field to resume the game I’ll help him out.”
“Alright.”
Cando woke up as Pete Carroll left.
“Hey Little guy,” the doctor said, “Are Du feeling ok?”
“How am I?”
“You have a concussion and a shattered arm.”
“I have a huge pain in my arm!”
Pete Carroll got to the sideline.
“How is he?” Humphrey asked.
“He has a concussion and a shattered arm.”
“Oh.”
“You’re our new kicker.”
“What!?”
“Yes.”
“I’m not a trained Alpha.”
“And?”
“I can’t do that flip. Besides I’m bigger and less flexible than him.”
“Well try.”
The Giants were on offense and scored again.
“We’re tied now, that’s great!”
They went offense and went 3 and out.
“Alright, I’m going to tranquilize Du so I can do surgery,” the doctor said.
“Alright.”
Cando was tranquilized and had surgery done. The Giants were up 21 to 15. Kate came over to Pete Carroll.
“How is Cando?”
“He has a concussion and a shattered arm.”
“Oh.”
“He’s having surgery on his arm.”
Garth saw a lot of black defense people.
“25... D! Humans are black! Hutt!”
A yellow flag came down.
“Taunting, 15 yard penalty.”
Garth threw an interception.
“Come on!”
The game ended.
“Wolves, team, gather up!”
Everyone gathered up.
“Wolves, I’m sorry to say this, but because of Du we had our first loss of the season. I’m taking Du off the team.”
“It’s alright, we’re not meant to do human stuff.”
“Our friend Cando has finished his surgery and is coming out now.”
The team clapped.
“I’m ok, I just want to go home.”
“Well, coach let us off the team.”
“Ok, good.”
“Will we see Du again Coach Carroll?” Humphrey asked
“If not on Earth we will in Heaven.”
“Alright.”
All the Wölfe went to the airport and got on a flight back home

Weiter time it’s war between Alphas and Omegas
posted by TimberHumphrey
Humphrey runs off to see a 50-something-year-old gans named Sam. Sam raised him for a long time, and Humphrey calls him "dad". He and Winston been best Friends for a long time. So Humphrey runs up to him.

Humphrey: Dad, can i talk to ya for a minute?
Sam: Why, of course son! What is it?
Humphrey: Well, it's not that big of a deal. It's just that, me and Kate we were fighting off these bad guys earlier today
Sam: Ok, sweet!
Humphrey: And while i was at it, for a second, i had this like absurd vision. I think i saw.... my mom.
Sam: What?.... But.... but.... i.....
Humphrey: Okay, it feels kinda weird...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
The whole thing started in a gorgeous valley not too far off Jasper Park. Everybody in the pack lived in harmony, thanks to their leaders, Tom and Sarah. One day, the couple gave birth to a male puppy, in which they decided to call him Humphrey. It should've been luckiest Tag for the pack. But, everything changed when they valley gets attacked Von enemy wolves, led Von an evil känguru called Hunter. Hunter wanted to get revenge on everybody, cause Tom was chosen as the leader of the pack and not him. He and the enemy Wölfe burned down everything in the valley, leaving nothing but ashes. Winston...
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posted by Blackwolf250
This is a third person and at certain times third person story...


The Tag was one not to be forgotten, sunny,cloudless, December day. bitter coldness to most inhabitants of the northern arctic, except for the Increasingly rare species of Black wolves. For decades the inside sociability of Black Wölfe and the common White Wölfe of the arctic has not been of favor to the Black Wölfe existence. The unforgettable Tag would be one that few black Wölfe would be able to remember, for there was an onslaught of white Wölfe attacking the last known territory of the rarest species on the planet....
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Chapter one        
It's just practice

   "wake up, Lux. Du over slepped," Lenney screamed in Lux's ear.
 
  Lux struggled to get up, then yauned,"what for." he sat up right and had a half smile on his face, with one eye shut and the other one half open.

  "hunting practice, it starts in a half hour," Lenney sagte exidedly while pulling lux out of his den. Lux looked around confused and then he remmembered too.

  He opened both his eyes and was almost blinded Von the sun. 

  "owww," Lux complained as he rubbes his eyes with his paw, then he acsidentally stabed himself in the snout...
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(Warning some sexual stuff...You have been warned..Plus I have not getten permission from Lustra to use this song so please don't spread it to other sites for copyright.)



ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Humphrey doesn't know...that Kate and me do it in my höhle, den every sunday,

She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go still she's moaning at me and Humphrey doesn't know!

Ohhh Humphrey doesn't know..So don't tell Humphrey, cause Humphrey doesn't know Humphrey doesn't Know....SO DON'T TELL HUMPHREY.

Kate tells him she's out hunting. But she in front of me and im humping.

Cause Humphrey doesn't know, Humphrey...
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posted by WinstonTheAlpha
Raid On Alpha Territory

Prologue
Tony and Winston must lead an all-alpha pack through an exhausting, grueling, and strenuous struggle. Run down alpha territory is about to closed off forever, but everything changes when some of the Eastern Pack’s most lethal Wölfe arrive. Soon the only thing Mehr dangerous than the Wölfe in the territory is the rogue pack on the perimeter. To survive the night two alphas of opposite sides must Mitmachen forces to combat an enemy that doesn’t follow the code of an alpha oder an omega. What does he want? Can he be stopped? Let the games begin…

Chapter 1:Alpha Down...
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posted by jason74633
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own


I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"


One Minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand


I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field


For some reason I can't explain
Once Du go there was never
Never an honest...
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9:00p.m.

while humphrey woke up he went to go to the bathroom. (LOL) while he was done he was gonna walk back to the camp. then he sawed a dead wolf body. "WTF! OH MY GOD!?!" humphrey shouted. "what is it humphrey?" kate said. "LOOK!" humphrey said. "what--- (GASP) SALTY!!!" kate said. kate and humphrey went to get the group. "WHO THE F@#$ DID THIS TO SALTY!" lilly shouted. "I DONT KNOW!!!" kate shouted. "everybody calm down i will get the rest of the pack and---" winston was interuppeted. "no thats gonna take all night to get to jasper, so we have to find the killer who did this winston." eve...
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I still was hidden behind the chair. My herz was pounded my paws were shaking everything went into a blur.. I saw my pack dancing I realized it was when me and Humphrey were at the moonlight howl. I smiled a little.
That is until I broke out of the strange vision. The monster finally had broken in. He looked around the room a sneaked over to the door way. The door was broken into pieces. I ran out of the room quietly. The monster was too busy looking for me to notice me leaving the room. I smirked.
As I moved on into the schloss I figured out some ways out. It would take a while to get out considering...
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posted by metalwolf116
VERSE 1:
together in an unholy worth
one oder the other
father and mother
i am thinking that when i try to sleep
i better not become too deep

VERSE 2:
will i ever sleep in consciousness again
dont want to feel fear
hybred i cant hear
never thinking that the claws of deadly force
could shred and kill of course

Bridge:
why do i feel so dead now
i will not see tomorrow this time
because my anxiety is destroying me!!!

CHORUS:
i feel claws shred
in my soul (the hybred will kill)
dont Du know that i wasn't ready
for death to come and (collect my soul)
dont want to let go dragging me, screaming into a grave
in my soul (the...
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Cameron: MONSTER, Du son of a bitch, ill rip youre spin out.
Monster: try it bitch, Du know Du cant kill me. monster then picks me up and slams my head to the ground.
Cameron: that the best Du got, come on i can go all day.
i came Home and i found Katie knocked out, tied down to the couch, legs spred apart and Monster was rapeing her
Cameron: monster im going to kill Du for rapeing my wife, Du sick fuck.
Monster: well once youre dead, shes mine, so ill rape that hündin all i want to, i finaly get him off of me, he then vanished, then i heared his voice.
Monster: i will kill Du to night.
then...
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posted by metalwolf116
(this is a song dedicated to hank666 and his zombies, this song is created Von metalwolf and metalwolf only and it is protected Von copy right and any violation of this song will result in death and oder WORSE!!!)

ZOMBIE WOLF

VERSE 1:
dripping flesh
bright dead eyes
adorned Von death
and swirling flies

up from the grave
dirt in its teeth
chained like a slave
quick like the thief

BRIDGE (spoken):
and as it walks up from hell
hanging around it was a putrid smell
a rib oder two across the skin
flesh hanging, teeth a grin

CHORUS:
(whole band) RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!
run for Du life as the death walks up to you
the infectious...
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posted by simmy240
Yes these are 100% mine if Du want Du can copy them for your articles

Happy now

[verse 1]
[Humphrey] I knew I mess up, I knew I fucked up, cuz all I wanna do is fuck it up.
I was on the computer, working hard, so even if Du say I don`t I`l just ignore you, head on back to jasper, like in never happend
[Chours]
[Humphrey + Kate] I feel myself falling im feeling happy now
I feel myself falling im felling happy now, feeling happy now

[last verse]
[Garth] I really fuck my computer up, I almost Lost my home, So at the cliffs I saw an angel, and I asked her for her name, she turned around looked and sagte lily

[Chours]
[Humphrey + Joey] I feel myself falling im feeling happy now, I feel myself falling im feeling happy now feeling happy now happy now happy
[quite gutar]
[Humphrey + Garth + Kate + Joey] I feel myself falling im felling happy now, I feel my self falling im feeling happy now...happy--- ha--
[ no Musik ]
HAPPY NOW!
posted by kates-mate101
Seth ran as fast as he could, popping the pulse patrone out as he ran. He popped another one in and entered the trödel, schrott, junk-e- yard. He managed to remove a bit of stolen PSG tech. A navigator system, as well as a schematic for a new weapon. He couldn't wait to get started. Along with one of their security cards, used for entering the PSG facility. Seth couldn't think of a use for it but hey! It's a good collectable. He entered the scrapyard. He began scanning the piles of metal for pieces his father could use. A blue shine caught his eye. He ran up to it. A power node. These rare spheres contained...
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It is the very Weiter Tag after breakfast Sophie and I were playing tag in the park Sophie was it and She chase me around then she pinned me down.
Sophie: Your it.
Me: Oh Come on*whined*
I chase her and try to pinned her down then she pinned me back and lick my left ear
Me: What is that for?
Sophie: For a friendly Lick.
Shade: Are Du having fun?
Rose: Do Du Like Sophie?
Me: Yes I do.
Rose: Really?
Me: As A Friend.
Rose: Okay.
Shade: This morning Jason told me your parents died I'm sorry.
Sophie: it's OK Jason here makes me happy I like him if that's your Weiter question
Oscar have gain some fighting experience from his training thanks to the lone survivors unfortunately some wovles don't fully trust him yet as brutus had the most experiences than lara and johnny helping his leader teaching miles clementine aj and the other members how to be stealthy during on hunts also scouting out on their's territory for any human's camp and her's rival's territory that will pose a threat to the lone survivors while lara is hunting some Essen to feed the younger pups in her's pack a adult male deer in the herd spots lara in the glass crouching then all deers in the herd...
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