Just like the last Parody, based off the Zeigen Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before Du say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there Du go, enjoy. :D
A&O Wölfe Shop for Furniture (Parody)
Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.
Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.
Humphrey: I likes Ikea.
They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.
Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some Zufällig average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*
Garth: Uh, Salty, can Du please try to control yourself?
Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!
Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*
Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*
Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.
Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies Du to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, oder a Detolf, oder extra proffs, oder Poäng, oder cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If Du wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)
Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.
Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*
Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. Du two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on küche and bedding stuff, Du know why? Because Du got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?
Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.
Hutch: Du wants to handle this?
Garth Du guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.
Salty: If any of Du guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*
Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. Du have terrible taste.
Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!
Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.
Candu: What? A vest? Du wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean Du
Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.
Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)
Humphrey: Hutch...
Hutch: Ja?
Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?
Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. Du look like Du fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! Du know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how Du drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*
Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*
Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, Du think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.
Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.
Garth: Have Du guys been crying?
Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.
Garth: Du sure Du haven't been crying?
Humphrey: No.
Hutch: Yes.
Humphrey: ...yes.
Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*
Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?
*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on feuer due to Candu’s cigar*
Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!
They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....
THE END! :D
link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
A&O Wölfe Shop for Furniture (Parody)
Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.
Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.
Humphrey: I likes Ikea.
They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.
Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some Zufällig average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*
Garth: Uh, Salty, can Du please try to control yourself?
Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!
Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*
Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*
Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.
Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies Du to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, oder a Detolf, oder extra proffs, oder Poäng, oder cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If Du wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)
Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.
Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*
Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. Du two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on küche and bedding stuff, Du know why? Because Du got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?
Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.
Hutch: Du wants to handle this?
Garth Du guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.
Salty: If any of Du guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*
Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. Du have terrible taste.
Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!
Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.
Candu: What? A vest? Du wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean Du
Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.
Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)
Humphrey: Hutch...
Hutch: Ja?
Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?
Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. Du look like Du fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! Du know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how Du drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*
Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*
Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, Du think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!
*Meanwhile*
Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.
Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.
Garth: Have Du guys been crying?
Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.
Garth: Du sure Du haven't been crying?
Humphrey: No.
Hutch: Yes.
Humphrey: ...yes.
Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*
Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?
*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on feuer due to Candu’s cigar*
Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!
They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....
THE END! :D
link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
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Katie Herself
Rich: Remmington 870 pumpe action & FN Five seveN
Colby: FN FAL & FN Five seveN
Uriah: M4 SOPMOD & FN Five seveN
Brandon: FN P90 & FN Five seveN
Trudy: M9
Penny: MP5 & FN Five seveN
Jonathon(Transformer): M16 & FN Five seveN
Phil(alphakate21): AK-47 & FN Five seveN
Johannes(Alue26): dragunov SVD & FN Five seveN
Jason(jbiehl): M249 S.A.W. & FN Five seveN
Anyone else that wants to help with my rescue, post your name, a description, and a primary weapon and a sidearm. I'll let Du know on if the Pistolen are okay. (No revolvers)
Also, tell me if Du want like a grenade launcher oder a masterkey shotgun oder something on your gun...
I've got a whole Liste of attachments that we can use.
Colby: FN FAL & FN Five seveN
Uriah: M4 SOPMOD & FN Five seveN
Brandon: FN P90 & FN Five seveN
Trudy: M9
Penny: MP5 & FN Five seveN
Jonathon(Transformer): M16 & FN Five seveN
Phil(alphakate21): AK-47 & FN Five seveN
Johannes(Alue26): dragunov SVD & FN Five seveN
Jason(jbiehl): M249 S.A.W. & FN Five seveN
Anyone else that wants to help with my rescue, post your name, a description, and a primary weapon and a sidearm. I'll let Du know on if the Pistolen are okay. (No revolvers)
Also, tell me if Du want like a grenade launcher oder a masterkey shotgun oder something on your gun...
I've got a whole Liste of attachments that we can use.
Authors Note-I'm going to try and wright this as best I can I could use help ith ideas I'm short on them.
I remember walking with Kate down to the moonlight howl and we were stopped for a Sekunde and we looked up and I saw the man that would change my life and his name is Garth. But I'm hopeing u already know how we met. So I woke up the Tag after the moonlight howl when I heard Garths beautiful howl, I woke I'm up Von shaking him a few times.
"Garthy baby get up honey"
"Uhh okay baby"
So Garth rolled over moved the pelz away from my left eye and kissed me
"U know honey I Liebe seeing ur beautiful eyes"
"Oh"I sagte blushing
So we got out of bett and Garth went to go get Essen while I sat doing absolutely nothing.
I remember walking with Kate down to the moonlight howl and we were stopped for a Sekunde and we looked up and I saw the man that would change my life and his name is Garth. But I'm hopeing u already know how we met. So I woke up the Tag after the moonlight howl when I heard Garths beautiful howl, I woke I'm up Von shaking him a few times.
"Garthy baby get up honey"
"Uhh okay baby"
So Garth rolled over moved the pelz away from my left eye and kissed me
"U know honey I Liebe seeing ur beautiful eyes"
"Oh"I sagte blushing
So we got out of bett and Garth went to go get Essen while I sat doing absolutely nothing.
