well, another Jahr and another "Swan Princess" movie's coming out... and we get a trailer... where the hell to start? well, i'll start Von saying: why, Crest? couldn't Du just, oh i don't know, stop the franchise at the third movie? that would've been 10x times better. but no, they just had to butcher the franchise with a god awful fourth movie, and now they're making another one....
so yeah, like Du can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again Von Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice oder whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped Von giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think schwan Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and Du can tell i'm not looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already gepostet the trailer in here, and Du guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the Animation actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, Hey at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the Animation might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and Du can clearly see that the background moves but the Pferde DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when Du can't even get your characters to Bewegen properly? it was just awkward. the Models still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her oder drown her oder whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the Animation might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
so yeah, like Du can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again Von Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice oder whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped Von giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think schwan Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and Du can tell i'm not looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already gepostet the trailer in here, and Du guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the Animation actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, Hey at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the Animation might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and Du can clearly see that the background moves but the Pferde DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when Du can't even get your characters to Bewegen properly? it was just awkward. the Models still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her oder drown her oder whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the Animation might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, oder ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds Von going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a Tag on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight Von inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a Passwort other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds Von going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a Tag on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight Von inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a Passwort other than "password"
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the straße with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
Hey pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe Du can call me;
keep lookin like Du aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
Du look at me like im some shit,
yeah Du cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind Du way 'bove my height
how bout i give Du an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no Mehr less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the straße with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
Hey pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe Du can call me;
keep lookin like Du aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
Du look at me like im some shit,
yeah Du cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind Du way 'bove my height
how bout i give Du an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no Mehr less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck Du all.
Play down Von the straße while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no Mehr rhymes
Now Du die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause Du Hunde chewed up ya collars,
schlagen, punsch ‘n kick Zeigen how Du win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
Du breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck Du all.
Play down Von the straße while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no Mehr rhymes
Now Du die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause Du Hunde chewed up ya collars,
schlagen, punsch ‘n kick Zeigen how Du win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
Du breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite