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Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks "Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a Fußball ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY arsch IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a baum Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate sagte confuseingly. "Humphrey.... Is that you?!" Kate said. Then humphrey was behind the baum laughing. "Wha--- what the hell.... Are Du trying to prank me!" Kate shouted. "I also gepostet it on YouTube. " humphrey said. Then Kate got very pissed off. And kicked humphreys ass.

The gorilla.

" okay mooch, what I want Du to do is dress up as a gorilla, we are going to scare kates parents!" Humphrey said. "Ok got it... Ha ha ha.... Oh oh oh oh!!!" Mooch said. Then mooch out the costume on. "Okay wait until eve and Winston come back, stay in this den, I will signal you!" Humphrey said.

Later....

Eve and Winston got back. Mooch was in There closet. Then mooch came out. "OH, OH, OOH, OOH!!!" mooch came out with a gorilla suit on. Then eve and Winston got out of the den. "What the hell is that?!" Eve said. "Dont worry ma'am i got this, Im a zoology expert, his a gorilla... Hold on i got this." Salty said. He went up to the gorilla. The the gorilla grabbed Salty and pretending to schlagen, punsch him. "What the hell?" Eve said. She saw a zipper behind its back. She unzipped it and she knew it was mooch. Then eve got all pissed off and kicked both thier asses.

Forest boxing.

Humphrey and Kate were just in thier den. Then all a sudden Salty and shakey came in with boxing uniforms. And mooch was shouting. " SALTY THE SHOCKER VS. SHAKEY THE ROCKER!!!" Then Kate said. "What the hell?!" Kate said. Then shakey and Salty began to beat the Shit out if each other. "Basturd!!!" Salty shouted. " Bring it on Shit head!!!" Shakey said. Then Salty won. "WINNER, SALTY THE SHOCKER!!!!" mooch said. Then humphrey and Kate were claping slowly.

The portal potty.

Garth found a portal potty. He was about to use the restroom. Then all the sudden a exploseive came and Shit came out. And garth had Shit all over him. Then he came out. "What the fuck Man! What the fuck!!!" Garth figured out it was humphrey. Humphrey was laughing. Then garth pushed him. "Fucking douchbag!" Garth said.

Weigie!

Humphrey was just walking through through the forest. Garth was behind a tree. Humphrey doesnt know. Then garth pushed a Button. The a underwear showed up and There was a hook on it and it get whole of humphrey and the underwear got on him. And he was hanging. With the underwear, his wearing. " oh Shit!!!" Humphrey shouted. He was hanging 6 feet up the air. "Ha ha ha Im just gonna let bang There for a day!" Garth said. "This isnt funny! Help!" Humphrey said.

How to beat the Shit out of your sister!!!

"Hello, my name is Kate, and Im going to beat the Shit out of my sister all day... Right Now shes in the bathroom... " Kate said. Then Kate opened the bathroom door and beat the Shit outta Lilly while she was urinating. Then Kate left. "Kate... What the hell is the matter with you! Fucking fagget!" Lilly said.

Later...

"Hello my name is Lilly, Im going to get back at my sister.... And Im going to beat the Shit out of her too.... Right Now shes in the höhle, den sleeping.... " Lilly said. Then Lilly sneeked in her room. She was sleeping. Then Lilly beat the Shit out of Lilly. "PAYBACK!!!" Lilly said. "What the hell is going on here!" Eve said. "Well shes the one that beat the Shit out of me first." Lilly said. "Oh Shut up!" Kate said. Then Lilly was pulling her hair. "Ahhh damnit!" Kate shouted. Then Kate was biting her. "Hey stop that oder ill beat the Shit outta you!" Eve shouted. They both Sitted. "Sorry Kate!" Lilly said. "Sorry Lilly!" Kate said. "Hey wheres humphrey?" Kate asked. "I dont know." Lilly said. Humphrey was still hanging on the underwear. "Someone help!" Humphrey shouted. "Anybody?" Humphrey said. Then a squrrel was chewing on the rope. And humphrey fell. "Thank you!" Humphrey said. He took off the underwear. Humphrey went to his den. "Damn it... My Dick hurts!" Humphrey said.

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I decided to use the first chapter to introduce Viggo because I really wanted to Zeigen what kind of villain he was as early as possible. I wanted to Zeigen that he was clearly an experienced wolf hunter, so I made his tent be made completely made of wolf pelts as well as having his vest and arm bracers be made of wolf fur. Giving him a sword was an interesting idea since it’s far from a typical hunting weapon and I felt like he would be Mehr badass with one. This first chapter was fun to write because Von the time I wrote it, I already had his entire story figured out, so it was great finally...
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Epilogue

The Weiter five years of Humphrey’s life passed quickly. He had become good Friends with Salty, Mooch, and Shaky and they rarely did anything alone. One day, toward the beginning of fall, Humphrey decided to Zeigen them something he had been meaning to for a while but had never gotten the chance to. He led them up to a hügel near a waterfall and he found a sturdy logboard for them. The four went hurtling down the hügel when Salty, Mooch, and Shakey were thrown off and only Humphrey was left. And then, suddenly, he saw Kate leaping through the air as he went flying off a ledge.

Humphrey abandoned...
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now that Alpha and Omega is now on its 8th anniversary, its time I post a story about how I discovered it:

it was somewhere 2010, I went with my cousin & mother to see “2 Filme in 1” at a theater which we went to see:

- The Prince of Persia

and

- Shrek Forever After

however during when I went to watch Shrek Forever After, there was previews and Weiter thing Alpha and Omega movie was shown when I first time saw that I was all “hey, this looks like Balto” well because they remind me Balto on Design wise in a way, but though I couldn’t remember the Titel name after the reveal.

months later...
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So in my depression, I made this. It's a song. I will make the Musik later, but the lyrics are here. First though, the song that I would like Du to listen to as Du read the lyrics is Crave Von Tristam. Imagine his lyrics replaced Von mine, my lyrics were based of a song with the rhythm of his song. My lyrics aren't MADE to REPLACE his lyrics, but it would temporarily work with the background Musik of that song. The song is about my depression and it's trying to make people realize that life (referred to as 'light' in my lyrics) is a hard, rough/tough 'road', all the way until Du die/fall upon...
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