Alpha und Omega Article: New Years Resolutions Du Can Actually Keep

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New Years Resolutions Du Can Actually Keep

posted by thehumphrey

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I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Watch Mehr TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Watch less T.V. in standard definition

Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.

Watch Mehr movie remakes.

Procrastinate more.

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

Stop buying worthless trödel, schrott, junk-e- on Ebay, because QVC has better specials

Start being superstitious.

Spend Mehr time at work.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

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Life With Katie Ch. 3: Pool Fun and Our "Wedding"

posted by Red_Pyramid206

When I pushed her in da pool! Lol

I woke up to find the girl of my dreams sleeping right beside me. I decided to go make coffee so she could sleep in and not be bothered. I tip-toed to the höhle, den and poured coffee in my mug. I like black coffee a lot for some reason. Anyway, I went out to my front porch and got today's paper. I saw Jon across the street. "Morning Jon!" I called. "Morning! Katie still asleep?" he replied. "Yep, she is knocked out. She probably won't wake up until later." I called back. Kate walked out and nuzzled Jon. "Hey Chris! How's Katie?" she called. "Good, still sleeping!" I called back. With that I waved...