Humphrey drove Home from dropping Mooch off from the hospital. He opened the rock and immediately heard Johnny’s voice.
“Hey dad!”
“Hey, buddy! Where are you?”
“Kitchen.”
“What are Du doing in there?”
“Eating some trail mix.”
“Cool, where’s mom?”
“She’s up stairs taking a nap.”
Humphrey went up and laid down with Kate. He pushed her to where her stomach was facing up and he started mounting her. The sensation woke her up.
“Woah, Humphrey, what is this?”
“I need something to cheer me up at the fact that two Friends and my brother are wounded!”
“Humphrey, stop mounting me and tell me what happened.”
Humphrey stopped mounting Kate and got into a position where they were both laying on their side.
“The truck stealing attempt failed. Mooch, Garth, and Hutch are wounded.”
“Oh my god! What happened?”
“Mooch jumped on the truck, and the drive had an M-16. He broke and Mooch got his arm caught on the muffler, and he got shot.”
“Oh my God! Same as Cando! Is he alright?”
“Yeah, he’s not as bad though.”
“What about Garth and Hutch?”
“Garth was rammed Von the truck and he crashed.”
“That’s terrible!”
Humphrey sighed, “He cut his chest on the side rock on the Armada.”
“That sharp one?
Humphrey nodded his head. Right there he started breathing heavily. Kate was also starting to breathe heavily. They also both started to giggle and moan. Johnny was board and came to the rock.
“Mom, dad, what are doing?”
Humphrey was breathing so loud, Johnny could hear. Kate closed his mouth.
“Johnny, go away! We’re doing something here!”
Johnny had a friend at Alpha school that told him about what adults do, “Are Du two having sex?”
Humphrey and Kate looked stunned, “Where did Du hear that!?”
“A friend at school.”
Humphrey and Kate were in a knot so they couldn’t get up, “Go practice driving oder something,” Humphrey said, “Your mother and I have crap going down.”
“I can drive? Thanks dad!”
“Drive your mother’s Camry!” Humphrey joked, “No don’t, take the Armada.”
“Ok, I’ll be back.”
Tony, Winston, Garth, and Hutch came into Jasper. They took Garth and Hutch to the hospital just incase anything else was wrong. Johnny came back to Humphrey and Kate’s den. Humphrey remembered he had to be at work in 5 minutes!
“Crap! I have to work!”
“You better go!”
Humphrey left and headed to work. About an Stunde later, Garn broke into the house. He grabbed Kate and Johnny, tied them up, and took them to a Motel 6, the most ghetto hotel around.
“What do Du want from us?” Kate asked.
“Where is Humphrey!? He stahl, stola my truck! I’m going to kill him!”
“I’m not telling you! Neither is my mom!” Johnny yelled
Garn punched Johnny right across the face. Kate couldn’t handle this.
“Don’t slap my son! Du can slap me around, beat me, rape me, but please don’t hurt my son!”
Garn untied Kate and threw her onto the bed, “Raping Du is a great idea!”
“Johnny, cover your eyes!”
“No problem with that!”
Humphrey got Home to see a tape recorder on the ground, “Ooh, what’s this?”
He pressed play and heard Garn’s voice, “Hello, Humphrey! Now listen closely! If Du ever want to see Du wife and son again, give me back my truck! Meet me at the Motel 6 off of I-63 Northbound, Exit 64! This deadline is in two days! Return it to me Von then, oder I will slaughter your wife and son!”
Humphrey had wrecked it a few months back! This was bad! He had to get help to either build another truck, oder get an army. He couldn’t get the police, after all, he did steal a truck. He rushed to Winston’s den.
“Winston! Winston! It’s an emergency! Garn, the man I stahl, stola the truck with nitrous from is demanding his car back!”
“What’s so bad?”
“He kid napped Kate and Johnny and he has a deadline of two days!”
“Oh crap! This is terrible!”
“I’m going to gather all the Alphas! We’ll make an army to get them back!”
“Thanks Winston! I’m so scared right now!”
“Stay with us tonight. Du can cuddle with Eve and I,” Winston sagte sarcastically.
“Ok, I’d Liebe that!”
“Wait, really?”
“Yeah! I could use a cuddle with out mating.”
“Ok, well, it was sarcasm, but…”
Humphrey gave Winston the really cute face, “Alright, Du can cuddle with us!”
“Yay! Thanks!”
“Hey Eve, Humphrey going to cuddle with us tonight!”
“Aww, how sweet! A son-in-law sleeping with his wife’s parents!”
“I’ll tell Du why in the morning.”
“Ok, dear.”
Eve knew that when Winston was going to tell her something later, it was bad. Eve gripped Humphrey tightly,
“Oh I Liebe you!”
“I Liebe Du too! Can Du at least allow me to breathe?”
“Oops! Sorry! I just Liebe cuddling with kids!”
Eve was cuddling with Humphrey on the bed. Winston joined in. 37 hours and 46 Minuten until Garn’s deadline.