Humphrey went into a human town. While there, he got nitrous on the Armada, and an iPod similar to what he saw in Garn’s truck. He expected to see Metallica and the awesome song he pulled up “And Justice for All.” He was upset that he didn’t.
He asked a worker, “Sir, how do I put Metallica on this thing?”
“You have to pull up this program on your computer called iTunes, then sync the songs onto the iPod.
“Umm...”
“Here, I’ll do it. I have like 100 Metallica songs on here.”
“Thanks.”
“What are other band Du like?”
“Never heard of any others.”
“I’ll hook Du up with some other bands.”
“Thanks.”
Humphrey headed back into town. The Armada now had nitrous. It also had a turbo and a supercharger installed. It could go up to 165 now. He returned to Jasper.
He yelled out to a kid, “Hey kid! Do Du wanna make 5 bones?”
“I’d Liebe to!”
“Alright, see that house right there?”
“Yeah?”
“My name is Humphrey. Tell them that I have kidnapped their son and draw them away from the house!”
“Ok, I’ll do it.”
He went up to the house and knocked on the door.
“Hi, ma’am, I heard your son got kid napped Von a man named Humphrey.”
“What!? Thanks for telling me!”
Faolan and Kate set out to find Humphrey. Humphrey broke in and kidnapped HIS son.
“Hey, Kid, here’s your 5 bone.”
“Thanks, sir!”
Humphrey returned to Cathy’s house, “Hey Cathy, I brought Home my son!”
“Really?”
Cathy came down and saw this handsome pup, “He looks just like you!”
“Thanks.”
“Come on, let’s go up stairs.”
“I gotta go to work.”
“Oh, well, see Du at the end of your shift.”
A few days passed and Faolan and Kate gave up the search.
“He probably left the country.”
“Don’t give up that easy. We’ll find Johnny.”
“And if we find Humphrey we could lock him up!”
They were unaware that Humphrey joined law enforcement. Besides, he was Humphrey’s kid. Johnny’s first Tag of Alpha school came in about three days. The pack invented drive-thrus and had enough food.
“Hello, can I take your order?”
“Yeah, I’ll have the… uhh… hmm… I’ll have the fries and some water, and Johnny what do Du want?”
Johnny was able to talk, “Daddy! I want a kid’s meal!”
“Johnny, you’re seven years old! You’re too old for a kid’s meal.”
“I want a kids meal!”
“No pick something else.”
“How about a frog?”
“Do Du guys have frogs?”
“No… no… no…”
“Ok, shut up I get it.”
“They don’t have frogs, what do Du want?”
Johnny didn’t say anything, “Hurry up Johnny I have to go to work.”
“I want a blue pencil.”
“No, Johnny, food.”
“I want a blue pencil!”
“Can Du guys make one blue pencil please?”
“No!”
“Johnny, we can go to the store, now just get some food.”
Johnny started throwing rocks.
“Who gave Du those rocks? Did mom? Ok we’re going!”
Afterwards they went to the store. They only had green pencils. Johnny went to school and Humphrey went to work finally.
The Tag passed and Humphrey went to pick up Johnny from Alpha school. Johnny wasn’t there though.
“Ma’am, where did my son go?”
“Oh, your wife came to pick him up.”
“What!? Now I’m pissed!”
Humphrey drove furiously to Hutch’s house to ask for help.
“Hutch, I need your help!”
“Anything!”
“I need Du to help me get Johnny back from Kate!”
“Sorry man, I can’t.”
“You’re law enforcement, right?”
“Yeah, I just am too scared to take down the leaders daughter.”
“Seriously? Grow some balls man!”
Hutch got up and lifted Humphrey Von his neck.
“What did Du say to me!?”
Angelica came in, “Hutch put your brother down!”
“Mom!” the two yelled in unison.
Hutch threw Humphrey down.
“Humphrey, if you’re going to get Johnny back, Du need to use force! Winston and Eve are on your side right?”
“Yeah, they are.”
“Use force! Take Johnny away from them! Don’t sneak it!”
“Wow, mom! Since when were Du Eve?”
“What? No, I Liebe my Grandson. If my son wants him, I’ll make sure it happens!”
“Thanks, mom. I Liebe you.”
Humphrey went back to Cathy’s. Cathy seemed turned on every time she saw Humphrey.