Humphrey woke up finding his head on Kate’s chest. He wondered why he was sleeping like this. This was the Tag of the football game so he was also pumped.
“Kate! Kate, wake up! Football time!”
“Huh? Humphrey, the game is at 4:00!”
“It’s 11:00.”
“Fine, I’ll get up.”
Humphrey got in the cab of the truck and waited for Kate to come. Kate dragged herself in.
“Alright, Humphrey, let’s go.”
“Yay!”
Humphrey sped off. He was going 50 MPH on a 35. He drifted into a parallel park between a ‘65 Impala and an ‘04 Tundra.
“We’re here! Let’s go!”
Humphrey got to the Ticket Taker where he threw the tickets in and ran into the stadium. He found his sitz then patted the sitz Kate was supposed to sit.
“Agh! I’m not domesticated Du nub!”
“Come on! Sit down!”
Kate came and sat down as kickoff was underway. Humphrey was bouncing up and down on the sitz waiting for the Seahawks to come. The Rams came in and the crowed booed. It was one of the loudest things Humphrey heard because the stadium is so loud.
The Seahawks lined up I and ran out. Now that was loud as crap. Humphrey and Kate covered their ears because of how loud it was.
“This is awesome, isn’t it, Kate?”
“Not really.”
Kate clearly didn’t want it, but she wanted her fun-loving husband to be happy and his herz to be complete.
“Well, if you’re happy, I’m happy,” she said.
The Seahawks kicked the ball to the Rams and they went for a field goal. Josh Brown, the traitor to the Seahawks made it and it went way high. It was into the crowd and coming Humphrey’s way. Humphrey caught it and became really happy. Kate was the one who approved to this game and he didn’t think it was fair if he kept it. He gave it to Kate.
“Here, Kate, have it.”
“No Humphrey, Du caught it.”
“Please, I insist.”
“Humphrey, I…”
“Kate, Du let me go to this game, Du have it.”
“Are Du sure?”
“I’m positive.”
Kate took it.
“Thank you.”
Humphrey smiled. Out of nowhere, there was a massive cheer from the crowd. The Seahawks just scored a touchdown. They were in the lead 7 to 3. The rest of the half went Von with that score, and halftime came.
“It’s been a good game,” Humphrey said.
“So far, it’s only half time.”’
“Oh, then why is everyone leaving?”
“They’re not, they’re getting up for Essen and to go to the bathroom.”
“Oh, I’m dumb.”
“No, you’re not. Du just don’t know the human ways.”
“Hey, at least I know how to drive.”
“You got a point.”
They rubbed noses until the half started back up. The Seahawks were still ahead 7 to 3, until Josh Brown, the traitor, kicked two Mehr field goals. The Rams were ahead 9 to 7 Von that time. Fourth quarter came, and nothing happened in between.
“This sucks,” Humphrey said, “The Seahawks should always win!”
“No team is perfect,” Kate commented.
“You’re right, I just need to…”
Matt Hasselbeck threw a touchdown which got the Seahawks in the lead. Humphrey was happy again, but obviously Kate didn’t give a crap.
Now the Seahawks are ahead 14 to 9. The game went like this all the way until 50 Sekunden to the end of the game. Josh Brown kicked another field goal which only got them to 12, which didn’t do anything.
“Another Seahawks Victory!” Humphrey yelled.
“Yay,” Kate sagte sarcastically.
Humphrey drove back to the alley swerving all around the road.
“Seahawks! Seahawks! Always win all their games!”
“Humphrey, calm down, it’s just sports.”
“No, it’s a big deal! Yay!”
Kate fell asleep totally annoyed at Humphrey.
Humphrey backed into the alley way and carried Kate to the back where they slept.
“Thank you, Kate.”
Humphrey licked Kate and would not stop. Luckily it didn’t wake her up. They’d head Home to Jasper tomorrow.
“Kate! Kate, wake up! Football time!”
“Huh? Humphrey, the game is at 4:00!”
“It’s 11:00.”
“Fine, I’ll get up.”
Humphrey got in the cab of the truck and waited for Kate to come. Kate dragged herself in.
“Alright, Humphrey, let’s go.”
“Yay!”
Humphrey sped off. He was going 50 MPH on a 35. He drifted into a parallel park between a ‘65 Impala and an ‘04 Tundra.
“We’re here! Let’s go!”
Humphrey got to the Ticket Taker where he threw the tickets in and ran into the stadium. He found his sitz then patted the sitz Kate was supposed to sit.
“Agh! I’m not domesticated Du nub!”
“Come on! Sit down!”
Kate came and sat down as kickoff was underway. Humphrey was bouncing up and down on the sitz waiting for the Seahawks to come. The Rams came in and the crowed booed. It was one of the loudest things Humphrey heard because the stadium is so loud.
The Seahawks lined up I and ran out. Now that was loud as crap. Humphrey and Kate covered their ears because of how loud it was.
“This is awesome, isn’t it, Kate?”
“Not really.”
Kate clearly didn’t want it, but she wanted her fun-loving husband to be happy and his herz to be complete.
“Well, if you’re happy, I’m happy,” she said.
The Seahawks kicked the ball to the Rams and they went for a field goal. Josh Brown, the traitor to the Seahawks made it and it went way high. It was into the crowd and coming Humphrey’s way. Humphrey caught it and became really happy. Kate was the one who approved to this game and he didn’t think it was fair if he kept it. He gave it to Kate.
“Here, Kate, have it.”
“No Humphrey, Du caught it.”
“Please, I insist.”
“Humphrey, I…”
“Kate, Du let me go to this game, Du have it.”
“Are Du sure?”
“I’m positive.”
Kate took it.
“Thank you.”
Humphrey smiled. Out of nowhere, there was a massive cheer from the crowd. The Seahawks just scored a touchdown. They were in the lead 7 to 3. The rest of the half went Von with that score, and halftime came.
“It’s been a good game,” Humphrey said.
“So far, it’s only half time.”’
“Oh, then why is everyone leaving?”
“They’re not, they’re getting up for Essen and to go to the bathroom.”
“Oh, I’m dumb.”
“No, you’re not. Du just don’t know the human ways.”
“Hey, at least I know how to drive.”
“You got a point.”
They rubbed noses until the half started back up. The Seahawks were still ahead 7 to 3, until Josh Brown, the traitor, kicked two Mehr field goals. The Rams were ahead 9 to 7 Von that time. Fourth quarter came, and nothing happened in between.
“This sucks,” Humphrey said, “The Seahawks should always win!”
“No team is perfect,” Kate commented.
“You’re right, I just need to…”
Matt Hasselbeck threw a touchdown which got the Seahawks in the lead. Humphrey was happy again, but obviously Kate didn’t give a crap.
Now the Seahawks are ahead 14 to 9. The game went like this all the way until 50 Sekunden to the end of the game. Josh Brown kicked another field goal which only got them to 12, which didn’t do anything.
“Another Seahawks Victory!” Humphrey yelled.
“Yay,” Kate sagte sarcastically.
Humphrey drove back to the alley swerving all around the road.
“Seahawks! Seahawks! Always win all their games!”
“Humphrey, calm down, it’s just sports.”
“No, it’s a big deal! Yay!”
Kate fell asleep totally annoyed at Humphrey.
Humphrey backed into the alley way and carried Kate to the back where they slept.
“Thank you, Kate.”
Humphrey licked Kate and would not stop. Luckily it didn’t wake her up. They’d head Home to Jasper tomorrow.