-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone Von it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would Du prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If Du haven't come to Forks then Du wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other Vampire and claim to be a family and adopted Von the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. Du sagte that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because Du don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. Du only breathe because its a habit and Du can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though Du couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Du claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Du appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. Du sagte that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And Von the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Du claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Du appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe Du should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Liebe You.
Edward: Maybe Du should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force Du into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with Du forever and every single Tag of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I Liebe Du so much and I dont want Du to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase Du dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with Du forever and every single Tag of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will KISS Du passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let Du touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we Vampire don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having Sekunde thoughts about loving Du because i Liebe my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend oder a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with Du again because eventhough i Liebe my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend oder a brother but as a guy, i Liebe Du more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned Von the Autor of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just gepostet this Artikel to share for Du guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone Von it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would Du prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If Du haven't come to Forks then Du wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other Vampire and claim to be a family and adopted Von the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. Du sagte that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because Du don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. Du only breathe because its a habit and Du can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though Du couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Du claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Du appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. Du sagte that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And Von the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because Du claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why Du appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe Du should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Liebe You.
Edward: Maybe Du should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force Du into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with Du forever and every single Tag of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I Liebe Du so much and I dont want Du to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase Du dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with Du forever and every single Tag of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will KISS Du passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let Du touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we Vampire don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having Sekunde thoughts about loving Du because i Liebe my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend oder a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with Du again because eventhough i Liebe my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend oder a brother but as a guy, i Liebe Du more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned Von the Autor of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just gepostet this Artikel to share for Du guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
