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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? E-Mail them to me here. Anyway, Du know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. Du try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time Du start to type a word beginning with A oder R, Du accidentally type Alan oder Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. Du buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two Sekunde archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. Du must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. Du spend Mehr money on buying Alan birthday presents than Du spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at Du whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. Du buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all Tag standing Weiter to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. Du have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, oder other Alan Rickman related names.
12. Du buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, oder Nottingham.
13. Du read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call Du up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. Du read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though Du know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin haube Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. Du want to get into Alan's pants, even though Du know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. Du have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice Du page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has Mehr pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, Du decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. Du paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your bett so that's he's the last person Du see when Du go to sleep and first person to see when Du wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Filme of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Filme influenced Von Alan.
25. Du are constantly mesmerized Von Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. Du spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen Minute clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do Du like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. Du can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Filme were filmed in which cities.
30. Du declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. Du find that your daily speech consists of Mehr than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. Du measure time Von the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. Du surf through the Liste of Alan Filme on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. Du know Mehr about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. Du buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. Du see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and Du get all flustered, even though Du already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. Du attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston universität just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and Du can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. Du find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet Du decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. Du read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask Du who the king of England is, and Du say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask Du who the wealthiest person in the world is, and Du say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask Du to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and Du say, "Kevin Costner."
43. Du buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. Du officially change your birthdate so that your Astrologie sign will be Mehr compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. Du ditch your education and job, and Bewegen to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and Du ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are Du sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. Du buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take Du to showings of Liebe Actually, for fear Du might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The halskette is mine, bitch! The halskette is mine!"
49. Du make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when Du walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, Du know that he's referring to you.
50. Du spend Mehr money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than Du do on food.
51. Du have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so Du can hear thirty Sekunden of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because Du tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your herz out with a spoon!"
55. Du actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. Du can Liste Von name Mehr than four Musik CDs (yes, that's right, four Musik compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. Du actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A fisch sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Liebe Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. Du nearly die of shock whenever Du hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. Du nearly die of happiness whenever Du hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and Du have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. Du have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because Du think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night Du listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. Du learn to play the Piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. Du can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. Du pride yourself on the fact that Du can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. Du can correctly identify an Alan movie Von the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. Du can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Liebe with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Liebe Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. Du are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Filme like Moulin Rouge, which does not star, sterne your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but Du can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. Du are the Autor of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other Fans boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but Du only laugh in their face, because Du believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying Du can recite Alan's filmography is like saying Du can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening Du press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. Du have enough Alan autographs to Hintergrund up your room.
77. Du read lists like these and get depressed, because Du haven't done two oder three of these things, and Du feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, Du buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, Du buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. Du learn how to tango just in case one Tag Du and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed Von S_k. Thanks!)
80. Du hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed Von Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. Du plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when Du say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that Du want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, Du fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that Du associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so Du won't talk about him. Du talk about him anyway.
85. Du make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted Von Eden! Thanks!)
86. Du post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every Tag Du wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. Du hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed Von Petra. Thanks!)
90. Du are a lesbian but are still in Liebe with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed Von Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. Du can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply Von hearing the Musik that overlays the credits.(Contributed Von Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" Mehr than 10 times, even though it makes Du want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed Von Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and Du see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and Du literally jump because for a moment Du think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed Von Satai. Thanks!)
94. When Du go out with sagte friend and Du start silently counting the Minuten until Du can get back Home to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed Von Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. Du download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling Du how depressed he is and that Du can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how Du could make him feel better. (Contributed Von Simone. Thanks!)
96. Du start dating a Zufällig guy named Alan just so Du can say that name to someone who's kissed Du before. (Contributed Von Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. Du send an E-Mail to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of Du will hit it off and Weiter time you're in London Du get to have abendessen with her and Alan. (Contributed Von Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
link
Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? E-Mail them to me here. Anyway, Du know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. Du try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time Du start to type a word beginning with A oder R, Du accidentally type Alan oder Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. Du buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two Sekunde archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. Du must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. Du spend Mehr money on buying Alan birthday presents than Du spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at Du whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. Du buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all Tag standing Weiter to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. Du have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, oder other Alan Rickman related names.
12. Du buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, oder Nottingham.
13. Du read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call Du up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. Du read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though Du know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin haube Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. Du want to get into Alan's pants, even though Du know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. Du have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice Du page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has Mehr pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, Du decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. Du paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your bett so that's he's the last person Du see when Du go to sleep and first person to see when Du wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, Filme of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and Filme influenced Von Alan.
25. Du are constantly mesmerized Von Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. Du spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen Minute clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do Du like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. Du can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan Filme were filmed in which cities.
30. Du declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. Du find that your daily speech consists of Mehr than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. Du measure time Von the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. Du surf through the Liste of Alan Filme on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. Du know Mehr about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. Du buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. Du see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and Du get all flustered, even though Du already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. Du attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston universität just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and Du can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. Du find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet Du decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. Du read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask Du who the king of England is, and Du say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask Du who the wealthiest person in the world is, and Du say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask Du to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and Du say, "Kevin Costner."
43. Du buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. Du officially change your birthdate so that your Astrologie sign will be Mehr compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. Du ditch your education and job, and Bewegen to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and Du ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are Du sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. Du buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take Du to showings of Liebe Actually, for fear Du might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The halskette is mine, bitch! The halskette is mine!"
49. Du make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when Du walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, Du know that he's referring to you.
50. Du spend Mehr money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than Du do on food.
51. Du have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so Du can hear thirty Sekunden of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because Du tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your herz out with a spoon!"
55. Du actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. Du can Liste Von name Mehr than four Musik CDs (yes, that's right, four Musik compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. Du actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A fisch sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Liebe Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. Du nearly die of shock whenever Du hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. Du nearly die of happiness whenever Du hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and Du have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. Du have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because Du think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night Du listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. Du learn to play the Piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. Du can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. Du pride yourself on the fact that Du can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. Du can correctly identify an Alan movie Von the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. Du can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Liebe with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Liebe Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. Du are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and Filme like Moulin Rouge, which does not star, sterne your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but Du can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. Du are the Autor of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other Fans boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but Du only laugh in their face, because Du believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying Du can recite Alan's filmography is like saying Du can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening Du press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. Du have enough Alan autographs to Hintergrund up your room.
77. Du read lists like these and get depressed, because Du haven't done two oder three of these things, and Du feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, Du buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, Du buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. Du learn how to tango just in case one Tag Du and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed Von S_k. Thanks!)
80. Du hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed Von Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. Du plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when Du say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that Du want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, Du fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that Du associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so Du won't talk about him. Du talk about him anyway.
85. Du make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted Von Eden! Thanks!)
86. Du post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every Tag Du wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. Du hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed Von Petra. Thanks!)
90. Du are a lesbian but are still in Liebe with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed Von Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. Du can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply Von hearing the Musik that overlays the credits.(Contributed Von Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" Mehr than 10 times, even though it makes Du want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed Von Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and Du see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and Du literally jump because for a moment Du think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed Von Satai. Thanks!)
94. When Du go out with sagte friend and Du start silently counting the Minuten until Du can get back Home to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed Von Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. Du download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling Du how depressed he is and that Du can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how Du could make him feel better. (Contributed Von Simone. Thanks!)
96. Du start dating a Zufällig guy named Alan just so Du can say that name to someone who's kissed Du before. (Contributed Von Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. Du send an E-Mail to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of Du will hit it off and Weiter time you're in London Du get to have abendessen with her and Alan. (Contributed Von Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
