I decided to share it here with Du guys because I didn't want it to be Lost forever :) Lemme know if any of Du happened to be one of the people who came up with these answers, oder if Du were a 24umer and remember it!
Why did the Chicken kreuz the Road?
Teri: What do Du MEAN the chicken crossed the road??
Nina: Relax Teri, just because the chicken crossed the road doesn't mean we can't get him back.
Jamey: I needed the money, the chicken promised me $300,000 if i helped him kreuz the road.
Heller: But if the chicken crossed the road, that means he would be on the OTHER SIDE!
Audrey: Please, Jack, don't hurt the chicken.
Kim: I'm sorry, Dad, I can't give Du the chicken right now.
Chloe: The chicken probably used a Minkowski Algorithm to calculate the easiest trajectory to kreuz the road.
Jack: Dammit Chloe! Just tell me where the chicken is NOW!
Bill: That chicken has proven it deserves its autonomy!
Submitted Von user GreenPatriot
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Chloe: Why the hell do we care about a stupid chicken anyway? Can't Du just let me do my job?
Edgar: Chloe, my mother lives on the other side of that road. I can't let the chicken get there.
Logan: Martha, if i don't let that chicken get to the other side these people are going to start killing off the other farm animals!
Martha: Charles, Du just don't care what happens to the people on the other side do you? Du and your stupid farm animals!
Submitted Von user Palmerfan12
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
The chickens are all running away from the 24 writers....they want to live.
Sumbitted Von user desslergirl
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Chloe: Fine! I was gonna kreuz the road anyway!
Submitted Von user jebm24
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Marie Warner: I told it "You think you'll will be safe, sicher on the other side of that road? Du won't be"
Andre Drazen: Because the sun went down and the sudden darkness disoriented the chicken
David Palmer: I told that chicken to stay on the other side of the road. Damn it chicken, why are Du defying me?!
Logan: I have no idea. Mike, why do Du think he crossed the road?
Aaron Pierce: Why is the chicken on the other side of the road, how did he get there and why was i not informed?
Submitted Von user ctuSanDiego
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Sherry: David today is either about chickens crossing the road, oder winning the primary. It can't be about both.
Submitted Von user IDreamOfJack
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Kim: Oh my gawd Dad...why do the chickens around Du always die?!
Submitted Von user Canada Ctu
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Kim: The chicken crossed the road bec-*Kim gets kidnapped*
Submitted Von user rundll32
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Shari Rothernburg: I need to get to the other side before the rooster inappropriately touches me.
Submitted Von user Gatsby
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Meanwhile in the situation room....
Buchanan: Hello, Mr. President. You're on with me, Lynn McGill, Chloe, Edgar, and Audrey Raines. Also Jack Bauer in the room.
Logan: So what have we got guys?
Buchanan: Right now we're tracking a chicken that happens to be our only lead. We just observed the chicken has crossed the road over the live satellite feed.
Logan: Do we know why the chicken crossed the road?
Buchanan: No, not yet. But our best intelligence so far indicates that the chicken's crossing of the road does indeed have something to do with today's events.
Logan: I need Du to find out why that chicken crossed the road.
Buchanan: We are investigating that right now.
Jack: Give me the chicken suit.
McGill: Chicken suit? Absolutely not! Division protocol strictly forbids us from using the chicken suit during a time of crisis!
Jack: DAMMIT! Let me use the chicken suit!
Buchanan: What do Du need the chicken suit for Jack?
Jack: I can go undercover. If I put on the chicken suit, I might be able to establish a cover with the chickens down at the chicken coup on the other side of the road.
Buchanan: Alright Jack do it. Edgar I want Du to maintain constant satellite surveillance on this operation and pull up the schematic for the chicken coop. I want us in constant contact for when Jack "goes chicken."
Submitted Von user Strawman2K
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Jack: Because it was in flank 2 positions on the other side.
Richard Heller: I don't have too answer that! Du have no right to ask me that! This is illegal!
Mike Novick: With all due respect, this is a personal matter.
Stephen Saunders: Even if i told you, Du wouldn't understand.
McGill: What?! You're wasting my time, so i would appreciate it if Du would stop asking me stupid Fragen and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! THANK YOU!!!
Shari Rothenburg: Du were staring at my boobs while Du were asking me that question, weren't you?
Submitted Von user iamnickname
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Nina: Get with the real world Jack-the chicken was paid.
Chloe: Maybe to get to the other side, duh! Now let me scan these connections, I have work to do.
sherry Palmer: I know how Du feel chickey, talk to me. We have common interests here.
Jack: I'm gonna need a fryer.
Submitted Von user Vesin
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Edgar: Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Chloe: Shut up, Edgar!
Submitted Von user Almeidafan22
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Jack: WHERE ARE THE S-EGG-TOX CANISTERS?!
Chicken: Cluck?
Jack: Du DO NOT WANT TO kreuz THAT ROAD WITH ME!
Jack: *pulls out PDA* Chloe, it's Jack. Upload the schematic of the henhouse, I need to get in!
Submitted Von user corsilab
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Jack: Why did Du break it off?!
Audrey: Because the chicken wasn't YOU, Jack
Submitted Von user GinaT1000
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Jack: Mr. President I believe the chicken is trying to kreuz the road to pass the deadly bird flu virus.
President: Jack, can Du stop him?
Jack: Yes, Mr. President but i think thats all the information Du need to know. Chloe, I need Du to check cell phone records of the chicken and find out who is giving him information...
Chloe: Jack, I'm already on it but Du aren't going to like what I found...
Jack: Chloe, what is it?!
Chloe: Jack, Audrey has been sleeping with the chicken. The chicken caught the virus from Audrey. I talked to a farmer in Iowa and he remembers them being together.
Jack (interrogating Audrey): DAMN IT AUDREY! Why have Du been sleeping with the chicken? Why didn't Du tell me?
Audrey: I wanted to tell you. It started with a little peck on the cheek and one thing led to another. But i broke it off.
Jack: Why did Du break it off?!
Audrey: Because all i could think of was you....
Submitted Von user zulran
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Down at the hotel, sherry Palmer has just destroyed the chicken....
Palmer: Why did Du do it Sherry? It hurts me so much to know i was right.
Sherry: What are Du talking about David?! It is just a damn chicken get over it! And what do Du mean Du were right?
Palmer:*Pulls chicken out of his hemd, shirt pocket and gives it CPR as it inflates to its original size*
Sherry: How could Du David?!
Palmer: Now I'm going down to that press conference and telling them why the chicken really did kreuz the road?
Sherry: Please David! NO! Please! Think of what Du are doing to your family! Not the chicken David, anything but the chicken!
Bierko: Let us kill the chicken and we will leave all Du hens alone
Logan: What am i going to do Mike?
Mike: I have some bad news
Logan: What is it Mike?
Mike: The first hen got into the motorcade with the chicken
Logan: What?!
Mike: I'm sooooo sorry sir
Logan: Pray with me, Mike. Pray with me to the all knowing chicken
Mike: Ummmm sir, I'm not a religious man
Logan: Please Mike...
(A few Minuten later)
Mike: CTU is on the phone for you
Logan: Hello?
Bill: We just found out that there might be a hit on the chickens motorcade we are alerting secret chickens saving society right now
Logan: Oh, good (hangs up) Dammit now Bierko is going to think I told Bill and he is going to kreuz the road and kill all our hens!
Submitted Von user lizt24
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Henderson: Du have my word, sir. I'll make sure that the chicken crosses the road before Jack Bauer and Wayne Palmer can get to it. I will not let Du down, sir.
*Shocking reveal of who Henderson's talking to*
Logan: See that Du don't.
Submitted Von user Viking 2002
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Buchanan: Chloe, we don't have time for your chicken disorder!
Submitted Von user damojo
Why did the chicken kreuz the road?
Miles: Chloe, why did the chicken cross?
Chloe: Are Du serious?! If Du want details, I'll file a report!
Submitted Von user iwfergie24
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