Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do Du suck at this game
Cody: Du shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were Du two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: Du know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To schloss Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where Du play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...

schnell, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some straße performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are Du doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the Weiter step of my training
Swift: Just...

(This is an experimental Artikel for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If Du like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the gewehr in his right hand, a gewehr with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...

Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final Tag of the 25 Days of Weihnachten and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published Von Deep Silver and developed Von Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...

Okay so a quick Zeigen of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japan containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, oder at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced Von Samuel L. Jackson, Musik was done Von RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the Anime itself was animated Von Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that Du wouldn’t know was out unless I told Du (And no, Du didn’t watch. If Du tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s Engel on the Gamecube. Published Von the kings of Zufällig publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s Engel is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

Life is Strange is not a good game…. Alright, I got people triggered, now let me explain. Life is Strange is not a bad game. But I never was invested in a bland character like Max oder anything she did in the game. The games attempts at being “relatable” to the teen demographic just came off as annoying. Never have I hated a word Mehr than relatable (Except gamer). Just using that to justify a badly written character oder story is just... unbearable. I liked the story around Life is Strange, but other than that, there was just nothing keeping me invested. But someone, somewhere, took...

So remember when Castlevania was a Mehr linear platformer adventure game? Yeah, there was a weird point where Konami decided to make a change to the formula of Castlevania, and weather it was going to be permanent oder this was just a little experiment, the point is, Symphony of the Night changed the franchise for a good while into a massive explorative game, hence why they call these kinds of games Metroidvania. So, in short, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is a damn good game.
Taking place a few days after the events of Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, Richter Belmont goes missing without...

So, uh, have I ever mentioned that I like the No Mehr Heroes franchise? Because, uh… I really like it. I like it a whole lot. I know the franchise isn’t the best thing ever, but that won’t stop me from talking about it. So let’s talk about it some more.
No Mehr Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle is a game set three years after the first game and takes things in a different approach than the first one. Travis Touchdown comes back to the world of the assassin ranked fights in order to become Number 1 again, but this time, things are different. After the Rank 1 assassin kills his best friend,...

Well shoot, from one game franchise with a protagonist change to the other. I had always heard about how amazing the Metal Gear Solid franchise was, and I always wanted to give it a try. And Metal Gear Solid 2, the franchise that used to be hated Von many, was the first one I played. Remember back when everyone hated Metal Gear Solid 2, but it’s a classic? Well, I always enjoyed Metal Gear Solid 2, as proven Von being on this list.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty follows the story of not Solid Snake but rather angsty twink Raiden as he goes on a mission at an Oil Tanker in the middle...

So Resident Evil 4 was a pretty fun game, right. And then they made Resident Evil 5, which was not as fun. And then Resident Evil 6, which was just flat out terrible. And then so on and so on from there. Many game publishers thought that horror games were a dead genre and thought no one was interested in them anymore. And then Amnesia, as overrated as I think if is as a horror game, brought back the trend of horror games into the public. And eventually, Resident Evil VII was announced, bringing it back to the horror it needed. And it’s on this list, so Du know what I think.
Resident...

So remember when I talked about how I had a few Xbox games when I got Halo 2? Well, actually, Du don’t cause I never said- Anyway, I had very few, but they were all decent games. And one of them was the exclusive game known as Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. When I saw this game, I didn’t know how I would enjoy a game where Du only sit in a plane, but once I actually got to playing it, I soon started to enjoy myself.
Crimson Skies is a game that is all about flying in a plane in the classic retro era of the 1940’s as Nathan Dra- Nathan Zachary as he goes on a quest to find...

Song: link


SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little pony Fan Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as Fred Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst star, sterne as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch

Based off of the 1961 film of the same title

The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....

On rail shooters, one of the most basic kinds of shooters that can be a ton of fun if made Von the right kind of people. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and House of the Dead are pretty good examples of games that are very fun on-rail shooters. And with that out of the way, today, we will be looking at an on-rail shooter today, known as Attack on the Filme 3D, a game that I only got from a dollar store in southeast Ohio. I bought this game without any knowledge of what it was when I bought it as a kid. So, what is it? Oh wait! It’s a game with very low scores? Oh wait! It’s considered...

A not so long time Vor in a world ruled Von ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with regenbogen Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a Weltraum station, called the Death Egg, and they needed Mehr money to finishbuilding this death defying Weltraum station.

To make Mehr money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half...

In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an Stunde down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...

I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...