Wow, a horror Anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot Mehr of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I Liebe oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which Du know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an Anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this Anime just so happens...

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may Liebe those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright Farben in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Hunde (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! Du don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should teilt, split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable Von radar....

Boy, do I Liebe video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to Liste the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million Mehr games, I may make another Liste in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after Du get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

#10: Home SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple Home grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this Von making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's Tag (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...

Well, we’re finally at the oben, nach oben ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror Anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The Zeigen is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the strand named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...

Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing Filme out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell Du all the worst Filme I have ever seen. First off, these have to be Filme that I have seen, so no Essen Fight, Biodome, oder any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...

After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, oder are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, oder Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...

Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. Du know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish Du for your poor choices throughout the game and give Du a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. Du know, the ones that make Du want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, oder any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

Now, I Liebe Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my Favorit games of all time. And, I REALLY Liebe the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my Favorit items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start



#10: feuer Bar - Now, this is the feuer Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around feuer balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I Liebe so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, oder were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that Du didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, oder it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. Du have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Du actually have...

Now, after I made my oben, nach oben Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot Mehr lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many Mehr lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list



#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the Mehr nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character Du meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th Wand Mehr times...

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon Tag Care Center. Here, Du can leave two Pokemon. When Du leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....

Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a oben, nach oben Ten Hated MLP characters, and a oben, nach oben Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a oben, nach oben Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if Du like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this Zeigen knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...

Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good Zeigen with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered Von Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a Sekunde in this story and already were getting a murder...

(Nick Antwort door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are Du going to knock on this door. Do Du want me to shoot Du in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of Du slamming the door in my face. Du know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying Mehr ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the gitarre Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...