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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did Du succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did Du get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*

Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss Du too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are Du gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell Du once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked Von a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.

Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*

I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, oder who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.

Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can Du speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: Du are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*

Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting Weiter to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what Du wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do Du drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.

This rosa pony surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...

Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives vorwärts-, nach vorn toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*

Stop the song

Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well Du sagte this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands Weiter to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*

Song: link

Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do Du do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do Du say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are Du sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know Mehr people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*

I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet Mehr of the residents in Ponyville.

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were Du watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did Du see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
regenbogen Dash: I'm regenbogen Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?
regenbogen Dash: Yeah. So, where did Du come from?
Sean: Mobius.
regenbogen Dash: I'm not sure if I heard of that place.
Sean: It's a different world.
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du came here from a different planet?
Sean: Yes.
regenbogen Dash: *Laughs* I don't believe you.
Sean: How about Du come into my car, and I'll prove to Du that I'm not lying?
regenbogen Dash: Okay.

We both got into my car, and I grabbed the chaos emerald.

Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash into Tatooine. A pod race is taking place* star, sterne Wars?
regenbogen Dash: Whoa.
Sean: And here's a place I often like to visit. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash into Earth* The human world, also known as Earth.
regenbogen Dash: *Sees a lot of humans walking around* This is kinda creepy.
Sean: Alright, then I'll take Du back to your world. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash back into Equestria* So what did Du think about that?
regenbogen Dash: That was awesome!
Sean: Yes it was. So Du sagte Du were regenbogen Dash, right?
regenbogen Dash: The one, and only.
Sean: Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sean. Now if Du don't mind, get out of my car.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets out of the car*
Sean: *Drives away*

I started feeling hungry. I wanted to find a place to eat some food.

Sean: *Stops at Fluttershy's cottage* Maybe the pony that lives here knows a good spot to eat. *Walks to the cottage, and knocks on the door*
Fluttershy: *Opens the door. She's nervous, so she whispers* Uh, can I help you?
Sean: What did Du say?
Fluttershy: *Still whispering* What?
Sean: What?

Well, this was stupid. We stood there for half a Minute saying what to each other.

Sean: Never mind, I'm outta here. *Walks to his car, and drives away* I'll find a spot on my own.

I drove to Sweet apfel, apple Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running Von the dirt road.

Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.

They stood in front of me blocking my path.

Sean: *Stops his car* What are Du doing? *Gets out of his car* Will Du get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did Du get that car?
Scootaloo: Did Du make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy Du were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt Du three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.

Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.

Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, Du two seem intelligent. Do Du know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that Du have one.

No one has ever sagte that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked Von this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.

Sean: Do they always bully Du three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do Du say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet apfel, apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet apfel, apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*

Later at Sweet apfel, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Making apfel, apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making apfel, apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, Du look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are Du talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, Du must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks too young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do Du say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making apfel, apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made apfel, apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.

I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had apfel, apple pie, and apfel, apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I sagte that to Applejack.

Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have Du met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?

Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.

Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will Suchen Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will Suchen there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!

Back in Equestria

Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race regenbogen Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's schloss with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!

I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.

Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the kofferraum, stamm of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right Weiter to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*

Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.

Applejack: Have Du met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.

I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.

Sean: Do Du know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with Du right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that Du threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are Du talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would Du like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"

During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle

Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 anderthalbliterflasche, magnum to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but Du gave me no choice. If Du don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* Du mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, Du met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was regenbogen Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two Einhörner I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do Du have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can Du get as many ponies as Du can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: Du can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*

Sugarcube Corner was empty Von the time I got there.

Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did Du get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.

After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.

Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees regenbogen Dash* Hey, it's you.
regenbogen Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could Du not remember me? We teleported to different places together.

Staring at regenbogen Dash, I thought she was beautiful.

Sean: Du look very beautiful.
regenbogen Dash: *Blushes* I never thought of myself as that. I always thought of myself looking awesome.
Sean: Well, Du look awesome too.
regenbogen Dash: Thanks.

Now time for the big question. I know we just met, but I wanted her to be mine. So I said..

Sean: Would Du like to go on a date?
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du want me to be your special somepony?
Sean: Yeah, whatever it's called. I want Du to be my girlfriend.
regenbogen Dash: Okay.

Score!

regenbogen Dash: So, what do we do on dates?
Sean: Lots of things. I'll Zeigen Du when the party ends.

Two hours later, in Appleloosa.

Eggman: *With 35 Nazis. They are in two trucks, and two airplanes* We searched everywhere, and no sign of that grey hedgehog!
Nazi 3: Sir, there is a place we haven't looked at yet.
Eggman: Where?
Nazi 3: Ponyville.
Eggman: Let's look for it then!! Pilots, Suchen Cloudsdale! We haven't looked there either!
Pilots: Jawohl Doctor! *Flying their airplanes to Cloudsdale*
Eggman: Sean the hedgehog won't stand a chance against me, and my army! We will defeat him!! *Laughing*

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: Du know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't Du just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? Du didn't really have to carry me.
regenbogen Dash: Good idea, I'll try that. So what do Du want to do?
Sean: You'll see, get on the bed. *Walks to a radio*
regenbogen Dash: *Laying down on the bed*
Sean: *Puts in a CD that plays classic Rock & Roll music*

Song: link

Sean: *Lays with regenbogen Dash, and puts a blanket over them*
regenbogen Dash: Wait, what-
Sean: *Kisses regenbogen Dash* Just trust me. You'll Liebe this. *Gets on oben, nach oben of regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Moaning* This hurts.
Sean: Give it some time. Have Du ever done this before?
regenbogen Dash: No.
Sean: Well that explains it.

Stop the song, and play this one: link

Eggman: *Pushes a pony into a building* Where is Sean The Hedgehog?!
Pony: What the hell are Du talking about?!
Nazis: *Shoot the pony with MP40's, and kills him*

Meanwhile at Sweet apfel, apple Acres

Applejack: *Harvesting crops*
Nazi: *Knocks out Applejack*

Fluttershy's cottage

Fluttershy: *Putting chicken Essen on the ground for her chickens*
Nazis: *Arrive, and arrest Fluttershy* Du are under arrest until we find Sean The Hedgehog!
Fluttershy: *Remembers Sean from the party, and gets worried*

Stop the song.

Eggman: *Standing Von Sugarcube Corner*
Nazis: Mein feuhrer, we have not found Sean anywhere.
Eggman: Keep looking! Get Mehr airplanes!!
Pinkie Pie: *Inside Sugarcube Corner, talking to Celestia* She just robbed me, saying she needed it more, because she's a princess.
Celestia: I see. Anything else Du want to talk to me about?
Pinkie Pie: *Spots Eggman with Nazis, and ducks behind the counter* Humans with guns. Send Royal Guards here quickly.

Later, the sun was setting, and two Nazis in airplanes were half a mile away from regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse.

Song: link

Sean: *Laying in bett with regenbogen Dash* This is too hot. *Takes off the blanket*
regenbogen Dash: But the people watching this-
Sean: Sh, no one can see us from up here.
regenbogen Dash: Okay.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: Can Du go all the way?
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: *Hears the airplanes* Wait a minute. *Gets off the bed, and turns off the music*
regenbogen Dash: What's going on?
Sean: Get off of there! *Pulls regenbogen Dash off the bed*
regenbogen Dash: But I don't understand!
Nazi Pilot: *See Sean in the cloudhouse* Shoot that window. *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Nazi Pilot 2: *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Sean: *Seeing the bullets go through the walls, and ceiling in the house* Let's go, get out of here!!
Nazi Pilots: *Pass the cloudhouse, and turn around to make another attack*
regenbogen Dash: *Leaves the cloudhouse with Sean*
Sean: In the car! *Gets into his car with regenbogen Dash, and drives away*
regenbogen Dash: Tank!!
Sean: Where?
regenbogen Dash: My pet tortoise!! Aw dammit, I hope he's okay!
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Sean's car*
Tank: *Flying toward regenbogen Dash*
Sean: I see him!
regenbogen Dash: *Looks at Tank, and waves at him* Come on Tank! Over here!
Sean: These pilots are annoying! *Stops the car, and grabs his M249 machine gun. He shoots both pilots in their planes, and watches them fly past, crashing into the ground*
regenbogen Dash: *Opens the door*
Tank: *Gets in the car*
regenbogen Dash: Good job Tank! *Hugs him* I'm so glad you're okay.
Sean: *Drives* Any holes in him?
regenbogen Dash: None. He's fine. Thankfully, Du killed those pilots before they could shoot him.
Sean: Where do we go from here?
regenbogen Dash: Twilight's castle.

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd Du do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money Mehr then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting Du be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did Du do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. Du changed my voice man!
Celestia: Weiter time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, regenbogen Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.

Mehr then Friends actually.

Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
regenbogen Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: oben, nach oben floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
regenbogen Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows regenbogen Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's safe, sicher in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*

On the oben, nach oben floor of the castle.

Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with regenbogen Dash* Dash, nice of Du to stop Von with Sean man. Du two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du stahl, stola it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do Du explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of Du stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
regenbogen Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where Du found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet apfel, apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!

Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.

At Sweet apfel, apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten Mehr Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need Mehr vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house Weiter to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did Du kidnap?
Nazi: Seven. Can't Du count? They're all right Weiter to you!
Applejack: *Looks to her right, and sees Fluttershy, Roseluck, Daisy, Lily, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate*
Nazi: And tell you're white unicorn to stop being silent!
Fluttershy: But she's deaf.
Nazi: How do Du know?!
Fluttershy: I've been hanging out with her for a long time, and she never says anything.
Applejack: Because she can't hear.
Nazi: I don't believe you. If she really can't say anything... *Walks toward Vinyl Scratch, pulling out a pistol in the process* She won't scream when I shoot her. *Shoots Vinyl Scratch in her leg*
Vinyl Scratch: *Holds her wound, but doesn't say anything*
Fluttershy: *Gasps* Du monster!
Colgate: (Wait a minute. I'm a unicorn. I can use my magic to get rid of this guy.) *Charging her magic*
Nazi: *Shoots Colgate's horn off* Nice try. There will be no escape.

Back at the barn, Shadow returned just outside of the front entrance, with five trucks, and seven tanks.

Eggman: Good work Shadow. Now I have another job for you. Some of our soldiers have started building a blimp while Du were away. Help them finish.
Shadow: Yes doctor. *Goes to the back of the barn*
Sean: *With regenbogen Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and three royal guards hiding behind trees* They got trucks, and tanks. We need to be careful.
Twilight: Man, how we gonna stop them?
Sean: Everyone, except for me, and regenbogen Dash can use magic. The two of us will use guns. *Gives regenbogen Dash a Smith & Wesson 500* Don't underestimate it's power.
regenbogen Dash: *Nods*
Shadow: *Gathering materials as quick as a flash, and builds the Blimp so fast that it only takes 2 Minuten to get the job done* Finished.
Nazis: *Clapping* Well done.

They heard gunshots.

Nazis: Scheiße. *Run into the barn*
Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: It's Sean The Hedgehog! He's got some of those ponies helping him!!!
Nazis: Let's go!! *Running to collect their weapons*
Sean: *Shooting Nazis with his machine gun*
Nazis: *On the Sekunde floor of the barn, returning fire*
Sean: *Lays down to avoid being shot, and shoots them*
Nazis: *Fall on the ground*
Eggman: STOP THEM!!!!!!!
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots Eggman in the foot*
Eggman: Ah! *Falls down, and crawls to cover*
Blaze: Let's go!! *Holding two pistols, and kills three royal guards with them*
Eggman: Blaze, Shadow, bring three soldiers with you, and retreat in the blimp. *Gets into the Teleporting Time Machine, and returns to Mobius*
Blaze: How do we get back?
Shadow: With this. *Holding a chaos emerald* Let's get out of here. *Runs away with his army*
Celestia: They're running away.
regenbogen Dash: Let's get them!
Sean: Dash, you're going with me. The rest of Du go save those prisoners. *Runs with regenbogen Dash*
Applejack: *Sad. She is worried she will be shot like Colgate, and Vinyl Scratch*
Celestia: *Breaks down the door, and kills the Nazi with her magic*
Twilight: Yo, everyone okay?!
Applejack: Twilight? Why are Du talking like an African Equestrian?
Twilight: *Sighs* Looong story.

Shadow, and Blaze took off in the blimp.

Sean: *Stops running with regenbogen Dash, looking at the blimp take off, then he sees ropes attached to the blimp* Fly up there, I'm using the rope to make my appearance. *Runs toward the rope, jumps up, and starts climbing*
regenbogen Dash: *Flies to the blimp*
Nazi 34: Sir, we have company.
Shadow: *Looks out the window*
Blaze: *Flying the blimp*
Shadow: *Sees Sean climbing the rope, and regenbogen Dash flying towards them* This is not good. Du three take care of the blue horse. I'll talk to Blaze, and see what she can do on taking down Sean. *Walks to Blaze*
Nazis: *Aiming at regenbogen Dash, and shooting at her*
regenbogen Dash: *Avoids getting shot, and kicks the door open*
Nazis: She's inside!
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks a Nazi, takes his gun, and shoots the other two*
Shadow: Sean's almost here. Head towards that bridge.

Song: link

Now the bridge Shadow wanted Blaze to fly at looked exactly like the Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of going over a river, it was going over twenty train tracks.

Blaze: This will hurt him Mehr then me. *Laughs*
Shadow: You're too low, go up.
Blaze: *Flies up*
regenbogen Dash: *Tries to open the door to the cockpit, but it's locked*
Shadow: Must be one of our guys. *Goes to open the door, and unlocks it*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks the door open, and wrestles Shadow*
Shadow: Hey! *Moves towards Blaze, and makes her land the oben, nach oben of the bridge*

Pause the song.

Sean: *Loses his grip on the rope, and lands on an arch going to the oben, nach oben of the bridge. A train goes under the bridge as he starts walking to the top*
Shadow: *Pushes regenbogen Dash into a window so hard that it breaks her wings*
regenbogen Dash: *Punches Shadow, and knocks him out*
Blaze: *Sees Sean climbing towards her, and looks at regenbogen Dash*

Continue the song.

Sean: *Almost at the top*
regenbogen Dash: *Gets outside of the blimp*
Blaze: *Runs out with an ax*
Sean: Dash, behind you!
Blaze: *Swings the ax at regenbogen Dash but misses*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Loses her footing, and falls down*
Sean: *Grabs regenbogen Dash's front legs* Stand on something!!
regenbogen Dash: *Puts her back hooves on part of the bridge so she can stand* Look out!!
Blaze: *About to swing, schaukel her ax*
Sean: *Moves back*
Blaze: *Hits the bridge between her, and Sean*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: *Grabs Sean, and pushes him towards a cable*
Sean: Whoa! *Almost falls, but grabs the cable*
regenbogen Dash: *Watching the fight*
Blaze: *Chokes Sean with the ax*
Sean: *Tries to push Blaze off of him*
Blaze: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: AH! *Moves back*
Sean: *Gets back on his feet, and kicks Blaze*
Blaze: *Falls down, but gets back up, and tries to push regenbogen Dash off the bridge*
regenbogen Dash: Ah!
Sean: *Moves Blaze away from regenbogen Dash*

Meanwhile inside the blimp.

Shadow: *Opening his eyes*
Sean & Blaze: *Grabbing, and kicking each other. Three trains pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Slowly standing up*
Blaze: *Swinging her ax, and it hits Sean in his chest*
Sean: Ah!! *Kicks Blaze, and falls down*

We both grabbed onto a cable, but we were on opposite sides of the arch.

Blaze: *Hits Sean's cable with the ax once, then four Mehr times*
Sean: *Grabs the ax, and takes it out of Blaze's hands*
Blaze: *Holding onto the arch, and nine trains slowly pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp, and sees Blaze*
Blaze: *Close to falling off the bridge*
Shadow: Blaze!!!! Blaze!!!!
Blaze: *Laughs at the mention of her name*

Skip the song to 2:21

Blaze: *Falls off the bridge*
Shadow: Uh oh.
Blaze: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Lands between two trains*

Pause the song

Master Sword: *Walks to Blaze* Hey!! Du don't work on the Railroad. What are Du doing here?!
Blaze: Dying. What are Du doing here?!
Master Sword: A very brief cameo.
Blaze: I wish that's what I was doing. *Dies*

Continue the song

Sean: *Pulls regenbogen Dash Weiter to him*
Shadow: *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Dash, get under the arch. *Stands on part of the bridge under the arch with regenbogen Dash*
Shadow: *Fires seven bullets, and runs out of ammo*
Sean: *Gets back onto the arch with regenbogen Dash*
Shadow: *Walks into the blimp*
regenbogen Dash: What do we do to stop him?
Sean: Still have that gun I gave you?
regenbogen Dash: Yeah.
Shadow: *Walks to the end of the blimp, and grabs seven sticks of dynamite tied together with rope*
Sean: *Takes the gun*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp while lighting up the dynamite*
Sean: There he is.
regenbogen Dash: What do we do?!
Sean: *Shoots Shadow in the leg*
Shadow: *Falls into the blimp with the dynamite*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control! *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash off the bridge*
Shadow: *Stomping on the fuse, trying to put it out*
Sean: *Watching Shadow from regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse*
regenbogen Dash: *Next to Sean*
Sean: Like fireworks? Then you'll Liebe this.
Shadow: *Can't put out the fuse, so he grabs the dynamite, and tries to throw it out of the blimp, but the dynamite goes off, and the blimp blows up*
regenbogen Dash: Oh wow!
Sean: I told Du you'd like it.

Back at the train tracks.

Master Sword: *Sees the blimp on the train tracks* Oh no!! I'm not cleaning that up!!!!
Sean: All of Eggman's army either retreated, oder ended up dead.
regenbogen Dash: Does this mean we win?
Sean: For the time being.
regenbogen Dash: Yeah!!
Sean: *Laughs, but holds his chest in pain*

The wound from Blaze's ax started to hurt.

Sean: *Goes to a couch, and lays down*
regenbogen Dash: Are Du alright?
Sean: I think so. *Looks at regenbogen Dash's wings* You're not in really good shape yourself. Your wings are broken.
regenbogen Dash: I know. I'll be okay. What about you?
Sean: Get a doctor, and let's find out.
regenbogen Dash: *Goes to get a doctor*

Meanwhile in Mobius.

Eggman: *In his office, and is very unhappy*
Robot: Sir, did everything turn out to be okay?
Eggman: NO!!! Sean has become allies with a group of ponies in a world called Equestria!! For all I know, he's making plans with them to attack us! Even worse, Sonic is still out there!!!!
Robot: What should we do sir?
Eggman: Get Mehr Nazis, clone them, along with their weapons, supplies, vehicles, and resources! I will get that gray son of a bitch! I WILL!!!

The End

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville - SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2015
So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 oder Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.


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Nik was able to best the Anistar City Gym Leader, Olympia. Though despite her boring Mercury to sleep and her Pokemon being laming-it-out-fucks, Nik was able to defeat her with few problems and claim the Anistar City Badge, giving him seven badges and only one Mehr for him to get.

In the not-so-exciting duel with Olympia, Emeritus II was able to evolve from a nothing Litwick into an on-the-road-to-something Lampent. The Chandelure will be there soon enough.

While trying to defeat Team Flare and their leader in their secret base, Nik ran into the Team Flare scientist, Xerosic. In the constant...
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Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...
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Hey THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS Zeigen NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS Zeigen IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS Zeigen IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....
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Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was Mehr happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he feuer Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two Pferde with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely Von their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and...
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Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This Zeigen was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this Zeigen was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most Favorit episodes"? So, today, I present to Du my ten Favorit Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before Du do this, Du should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Du should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are Du still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and Du can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do Mehr of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, Hey Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...
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Nate: (Drives car down straße in city)
Emma: So, do Du know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Du know, with Essen and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Du choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the haube of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down straße with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Du like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as Mehr and Mehr of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the Mehr Kürzlich sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, oder chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motorräder on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Weiter to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Japan makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. Du play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as Du look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if Du look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a Manga with a Titel so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if Du don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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