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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did Du succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did Du get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*

Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss Du too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are Du gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell Du once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked Von a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.

Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*

I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, oder who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.

Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can Du speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: Du are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*

Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting Weiter to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what Du wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do Du drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.

This rosa pony surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...

Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives vorwärts-, nach vorn toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*

Stop the song

Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well Du sagte this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands Weiter to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*

Song: link

Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do Du do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do Du say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are Du sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know Mehr people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*

I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet Mehr of the residents in Ponyville.

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were Du watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did Du see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
regenbogen Dash: I'm regenbogen Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?
regenbogen Dash: Yeah. So, where did Du come from?
Sean: Mobius.
regenbogen Dash: I'm not sure if I heard of that place.
Sean: It's a different world.
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du came here from a different planet?
Sean: Yes.
regenbogen Dash: *Laughs* I don't believe you.
Sean: How about Du come into my car, and I'll prove to Du that I'm not lying?
regenbogen Dash: Okay.

We both got into my car, and I grabbed the chaos emerald.

Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash into Tatooine. A pod race is taking place* star, sterne Wars?
regenbogen Dash: Whoa.
Sean: And here's a place I often like to visit. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash into Earth* The human world, also known as Earth.
regenbogen Dash: *Sees a lot of humans walking around* This is kinda creepy.
Sean: Alright, then I'll take Du back to your world. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash back into Equestria* So what did Du think about that?
regenbogen Dash: That was awesome!
Sean: Yes it was. So Du sagte Du were regenbogen Dash, right?
regenbogen Dash: The one, and only.
Sean: Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sean. Now if Du don't mind, get out of my car.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets out of the car*
Sean: *Drives away*

I started feeling hungry. I wanted to find a place to eat some food.

Sean: *Stops at Fluttershy's cottage* Maybe the pony that lives here knows a good spot to eat. *Walks to the cottage, and knocks on the door*
Fluttershy: *Opens the door. She's nervous, so she whispers* Uh, can I help you?
Sean: What did Du say?
Fluttershy: *Still whispering* What?
Sean: What?

Well, this was stupid. We stood there for half a Minute saying what to each other.

Sean: Never mind, I'm outta here. *Walks to his car, and drives away* I'll find a spot on my own.

I drove to Sweet apfel, apple Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running Von the dirt road.

Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.

They stood in front of me blocking my path.

Sean: *Stops his car* What are Du doing? *Gets out of his car* Will Du get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did Du get that car?
Scootaloo: Did Du make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy Du were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt Du three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.

Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.

Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, Du two seem intelligent. Do Du know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that Du have one.

No one has ever sagte that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked Von this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.

Sean: Do they always bully Du three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do Du say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet apfel, apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet apfel, apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*

Later at Sweet apfel, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Making apfel, apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making apfel, apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, Du look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are Du talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, Du must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks too young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do Du say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making apfel, apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made apfel, apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.

I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had apfel, apple pie, and apfel, apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I sagte that to Applejack.

Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have Du met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?

Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.

Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will Suchen Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will Suchen there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!

Back in Equestria

Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race regenbogen Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's schloss with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!

I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.

Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the kofferraum, stamm of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right Weiter to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*

Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.

Applejack: Have Du met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.

I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.

Sean: Do Du know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with Du right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that Du threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are Du talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would Du like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"

During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle

Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 anderthalbliterflasche, magnum to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but Du gave me no choice. If Du don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* Du mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, Du met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was regenbogen Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two Einhörner I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do Du have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can Du get as many ponies as Du can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: Du can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*

Sugarcube Corner was empty Von the time I got there.

Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did Du get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.

After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.

Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees regenbogen Dash* Hey, it's you.
regenbogen Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could Du not remember me? We teleported to different places together.

Staring at regenbogen Dash, I thought she was beautiful.

Sean: Du look very beautiful.
regenbogen Dash: *Blushes* I never thought of myself as that. I always thought of myself looking awesome.
Sean: Well, Du look awesome too.
regenbogen Dash: Thanks.

Now time for the big question. I know we just met, but I wanted her to be mine. So I said..

Sean: Would Du like to go on a date?
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du want me to be your special somepony?
Sean: Yeah, whatever it's called. I want Du to be my girlfriend.
regenbogen Dash: Okay.

Score!

regenbogen Dash: So, what do we do on dates?
Sean: Lots of things. I'll Zeigen Du when the party ends.

Two hours later, in Appleloosa.

Eggman: *With 35 Nazis. They are in two trucks, and two airplanes* We searched everywhere, and no sign of that grey hedgehog!
Nazi 3: Sir, there is a place we haven't looked at yet.
Eggman: Where?
Nazi 3: Ponyville.
Eggman: Let's look for it then!! Pilots, Suchen Cloudsdale! We haven't looked there either!
Pilots: Jawohl Doctor! *Flying their airplanes to Cloudsdale*
Eggman: Sean the hedgehog won't stand a chance against me, and my army! We will defeat him!! *Laughing*

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: Du know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't Du just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? Du didn't really have to carry me.
regenbogen Dash: Good idea, I'll try that. So what do Du want to do?
Sean: You'll see, get on the bed. *Walks to a radio*
regenbogen Dash: *Laying down on the bed*
Sean: *Puts in a CD that plays classic Rock & Roll music*

Song: link

Sean: *Lays with regenbogen Dash, and puts a blanket over them*
regenbogen Dash: Wait, what-
Sean: *Kisses regenbogen Dash* Just trust me. You'll Liebe this. *Gets on oben, nach oben of regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *Moaning* This hurts.
Sean: Give it some time. Have Du ever done this before?
regenbogen Dash: No.
Sean: Well that explains it.

Stop the song, and play this one: link

Eggman: *Pushes a pony into a building* Where is Sean The Hedgehog?!
Pony: What the hell are Du talking about?!
Nazis: *Shoot the pony with MP40's, and kills him*

Meanwhile at Sweet apfel, apple Acres

Applejack: *Harvesting crops*
Nazi: *Knocks out Applejack*

Fluttershy's cottage

Fluttershy: *Putting chicken Essen on the ground for her chickens*
Nazis: *Arrive, and arrest Fluttershy* Du are under arrest until we find Sean The Hedgehog!
Fluttershy: *Remembers Sean from the party, and gets worried*

Stop the song.

Eggman: *Standing Von Sugarcube Corner*
Nazis: Mein feuhrer, we have not found Sean anywhere.
Eggman: Keep looking! Get Mehr airplanes!!
Pinkie Pie: *Inside Sugarcube Corner, talking to Celestia* She just robbed me, saying she needed it more, because she's a princess.
Celestia: I see. Anything else Du want to talk to me about?
Pinkie Pie: *Spots Eggman with Nazis, and ducks behind the counter* Humans with guns. Send Royal Guards here quickly.

Later, the sun was setting, and two Nazis in airplanes were half a mile away from regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse.

Song: link

Sean: *Laying in bett with regenbogen Dash* This is too hot. *Takes off the blanket*
regenbogen Dash: But the people watching this-
Sean: Sh, no one can see us from up here.
regenbogen Dash: Okay.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: Can Du go all the way?
regenbogen Dash: I think I can.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: *Hears the airplanes* Wait a minute. *Gets off the bed, and turns off the music*
regenbogen Dash: What's going on?
Sean: Get off of there! *Pulls regenbogen Dash off the bed*
regenbogen Dash: But I don't understand!
Nazi Pilot: *See Sean in the cloudhouse* Shoot that window. *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Nazi Pilot 2: *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Sean: *Seeing the bullets go through the walls, and ceiling in the house* Let's go, get out of here!!
Nazi Pilots: *Pass the cloudhouse, and turn around to make another attack*
regenbogen Dash: *Leaves the cloudhouse with Sean*
Sean: In the car! *Gets into his car with regenbogen Dash, and drives away*
regenbogen Dash: Tank!!
Sean: Where?
regenbogen Dash: My pet tortoise!! Aw dammit, I hope he's okay!
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Sean's car*
Tank: *Flying toward regenbogen Dash*
Sean: I see him!
regenbogen Dash: *Looks at Tank, and waves at him* Come on Tank! Over here!
Sean: These pilots are annoying! *Stops the car, and grabs his M249 machine gun. He shoots both pilots in their planes, and watches them fly past, crashing into the ground*
regenbogen Dash: *Opens the door*
Tank: *Gets in the car*
regenbogen Dash: Good job Tank! *Hugs him* I'm so glad you're okay.
Sean: *Drives* Any holes in him?
regenbogen Dash: None. He's fine. Thankfully, Du killed those pilots before they could shoot him.
Sean: Where do we go from here?
regenbogen Dash: Twilight's castle.

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd Du do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money Mehr then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting Du be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did Du do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. Du changed my voice man!
Celestia: Weiter time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, regenbogen Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.

Mehr then Friends actually.

Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
regenbogen Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: oben, nach oben floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
regenbogen Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows regenbogen Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's safe, sicher in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*

On the oben, nach oben floor of the castle.

Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with regenbogen Dash* Dash, nice of Du to stop Von with Sean man. Du two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
regenbogen Dash: Du mean Du stahl, stola it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do Du explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of Du stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
regenbogen Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where Du found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet apfel, apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!

Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.

At Sweet apfel, apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten Mehr Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need Mehr vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house Weiter to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did Du kidnap?
Nazi: Seven. Can't Du count? They're all right Weiter to you!
Applejack: *Looks to her right, and sees Fluttershy, Roseluck, Daisy, Lily, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate*
Nazi: And tell you're white unicorn to stop being silent!
Fluttershy: But she's deaf.
Nazi: How do Du know?!
Fluttershy: I've been hanging out with her for a long time, and she never says anything.
Applejack: Because she can't hear.
Nazi: I don't believe you. If she really can't say anything... *Walks toward Vinyl Scratch, pulling out a pistol in the process* She won't scream when I shoot her. *Shoots Vinyl Scratch in her leg*
Vinyl Scratch: *Holds her wound, but doesn't say anything*
Fluttershy: *Gasps* Du monster!
Colgate: (Wait a minute. I'm a unicorn. I can use my magic to get rid of this guy.) *Charging her magic*
Nazi: *Shoots Colgate's horn off* Nice try. There will be no escape.

Back at the barn, Shadow returned just outside of the front entrance, with five trucks, and seven tanks.

Eggman: Good work Shadow. Now I have another job for you. Some of our soldiers have started building a blimp while Du were away. Help them finish.
Shadow: Yes doctor. *Goes to the back of the barn*
Sean: *With regenbogen Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and three royal guards hiding behind trees* They got trucks, and tanks. We need to be careful.
Twilight: Man, how we gonna stop them?
Sean: Everyone, except for me, and regenbogen Dash can use magic. The two of us will use guns. *Gives regenbogen Dash a Smith & Wesson 500* Don't underestimate it's power.
regenbogen Dash: *Nods*
Shadow: *Gathering materials as quick as a flash, and builds the Blimp so fast that it only takes 2 Minuten to get the job done* Finished.
Nazis: *Clapping* Well done.

They heard gunshots.

Nazis: Scheiße. *Run into the barn*
Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: It's Sean The Hedgehog! He's got some of those ponies helping him!!!
Nazis: Let's go!! *Running to collect their weapons*
Sean: *Shooting Nazis with his machine gun*
Nazis: *On the Sekunde floor of the barn, returning fire*
Sean: *Lays down to avoid being shot, and shoots them*
Nazis: *Fall on the ground*
Eggman: STOP THEM!!!!!!!
regenbogen Dash: *Shoots Eggman in the foot*
Eggman: Ah! *Falls down, and crawls to cover*
Blaze: Let's go!! *Holding two pistols, and kills three royal guards with them*
Eggman: Blaze, Shadow, bring three soldiers with you, and retreat in the blimp. *Gets into the Teleporting Time Machine, and returns to Mobius*
Blaze: How do we get back?
Shadow: With this. *Holding a chaos emerald* Let's get out of here. *Runs away with his army*
Celestia: They're running away.
regenbogen Dash: Let's get them!
Sean: Dash, you're going with me. The rest of Du go save those prisoners. *Runs with regenbogen Dash*
Applejack: *Sad. She is worried she will be shot like Colgate, and Vinyl Scratch*
Celestia: *Breaks down the door, and kills the Nazi with her magic*
Twilight: Yo, everyone okay?!
Applejack: Twilight? Why are Du talking like an African Equestrian?
Twilight: *Sighs* Looong story.

Shadow, and Blaze took off in the blimp.

Sean: *Stops running with regenbogen Dash, looking at the blimp take off, then he sees ropes attached to the blimp* Fly up there, I'm using the rope to make my appearance. *Runs toward the rope, jumps up, and starts climbing*
regenbogen Dash: *Flies to the blimp*
Nazi 34: Sir, we have company.
Shadow: *Looks out the window*
Blaze: *Flying the blimp*
Shadow: *Sees Sean climbing the rope, and regenbogen Dash flying towards them* This is not good. Du three take care of the blue horse. I'll talk to Blaze, and see what she can do on taking down Sean. *Walks to Blaze*
Nazis: *Aiming at regenbogen Dash, and shooting at her*
regenbogen Dash: *Avoids getting shot, and kicks the door open*
Nazis: She's inside!
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks a Nazi, takes his gun, and shoots the other two*
Shadow: Sean's almost here. Head towards that bridge.

Song: link

Now the bridge Shadow wanted Blaze to fly at looked exactly like the Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of going over a river, it was going over twenty train tracks.

Blaze: This will hurt him Mehr then me. *Laughs*
Shadow: You're too low, go up.
Blaze: *Flies up*
regenbogen Dash: *Tries to open the door to the cockpit, but it's locked*
Shadow: Must be one of our guys. *Goes to open the door, and unlocks it*
regenbogen Dash: *Kicks the door open, and wrestles Shadow*
Shadow: Hey! *Moves towards Blaze, and makes her land the oben, nach oben of the bridge*

Pause the song.

Sean: *Loses his grip on the rope, and lands on an arch going to the oben, nach oben of the bridge. A train goes under the bridge as he starts walking to the top*
Shadow: *Pushes regenbogen Dash into a window so hard that it breaks her wings*
regenbogen Dash: *Punches Shadow, and knocks him out*
Blaze: *Sees Sean climbing towards her, and looks at regenbogen Dash*

Continue the song.

Sean: *Almost at the top*
regenbogen Dash: *Gets outside of the blimp*
Blaze: *Runs out with an ax*
Sean: Dash, behind you!
Blaze: *Swings the ax at regenbogen Dash but misses*
regenbogen Dash: Ah! *Loses her footing, and falls down*
Sean: *Grabs regenbogen Dash's front legs* Stand on something!!
regenbogen Dash: *Puts her back hooves on part of the bridge so she can stand* Look out!!
Blaze: *About to swing, schaukel her ax*
Sean: *Moves back*
Blaze: *Hits the bridge between her, and Sean*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: *Grabs Sean, and pushes him towards a cable*
Sean: Whoa! *Almost falls, but grabs the cable*
regenbogen Dash: *Watching the fight*
Blaze: *Chokes Sean with the ax*
Sean: *Tries to push Blaze off of him*
Blaze: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: AH! *Moves back*
Sean: *Gets back on his feet, and kicks Blaze*
Blaze: *Falls down, but gets back up, and tries to push regenbogen Dash off the bridge*
regenbogen Dash: Ah!
Sean: *Moves Blaze away from regenbogen Dash*

Meanwhile inside the blimp.

Shadow: *Opening his eyes*
Sean & Blaze: *Grabbing, and kicking each other. Three trains pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Slowly standing up*
Blaze: *Swinging her ax, and it hits Sean in his chest*
Sean: Ah!! *Kicks Blaze, and falls down*

We both grabbed onto a cable, but we were on opposite sides of the arch.

Blaze: *Hits Sean's cable with the ax once, then four Mehr times*
Sean: *Grabs the ax, and takes it out of Blaze's hands*
Blaze: *Holding onto the arch, and nine trains slowly pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp, and sees Blaze*
Blaze: *Close to falling off the bridge*
Shadow: Blaze!!!! Blaze!!!!
Blaze: *Laughs at the mention of her name*

Skip the song to 2:21

Blaze: *Falls off the bridge*
Shadow: Uh oh.
Blaze: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Lands between two trains*

Pause the song

Master Sword: *Walks to Blaze* Hey!! Du don't work on the Railroad. What are Du doing here?!
Blaze: Dying. What are Du doing here?!
Master Sword: A very brief cameo.
Blaze: I wish that's what I was doing. *Dies*

Continue the song

Sean: *Pulls regenbogen Dash Weiter to him*
Shadow: *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Dash, get under the arch. *Stands on part of the bridge under the arch with regenbogen Dash*
Shadow: *Fires seven bullets, and runs out of ammo*
Sean: *Gets back onto the arch with regenbogen Dash*
Shadow: *Walks into the blimp*
regenbogen Dash: What do we do to stop him?
Sean: Still have that gun I gave you?
regenbogen Dash: Yeah.
Shadow: *Walks to the end of the blimp, and grabs seven sticks of dynamite tied together with rope*
Sean: *Takes the gun*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp while lighting up the dynamite*
Sean: There he is.
regenbogen Dash: What do we do?!
Sean: *Shoots Shadow in the leg*
Shadow: *Falls into the blimp with the dynamite*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control! *Teleports himself, and regenbogen Dash off the bridge*
Shadow: *Stomping on the fuse, trying to put it out*
Sean: *Watching Shadow from regenbogen Dash's cloudhouse*
regenbogen Dash: *Next to Sean*
Sean: Like fireworks? Then you'll Liebe this.
Shadow: *Can't put out the fuse, so he grabs the dynamite, and tries to throw it out of the blimp, but the dynamite goes off, and the blimp blows up*
regenbogen Dash: Oh wow!
Sean: I told Du you'd like it.

Back at the train tracks.

Master Sword: *Sees the blimp on the train tracks* Oh no!! I'm not cleaning that up!!!!
Sean: All of Eggman's army either retreated, oder ended up dead.
regenbogen Dash: Does this mean we win?
Sean: For the time being.
regenbogen Dash: Yeah!!
Sean: *Laughs, but holds his chest in pain*

The wound from Blaze's ax started to hurt.

Sean: *Goes to a couch, and lays down*
regenbogen Dash: Are Du alright?
Sean: I think so. *Looks at regenbogen Dash's wings* You're not in really good shape yourself. Your wings are broken.
regenbogen Dash: I know. I'll be okay. What about you?
Sean: Get a doctor, and let's find out.
regenbogen Dash: *Goes to get a doctor*

Meanwhile in Mobius.

Eggman: *In his office, and is very unhappy*
Robot: Sir, did everything turn out to be okay?
Eggman: NO!!! Sean has become allies with a group of ponies in a world called Equestria!! For all I know, he's making plans with them to attack us! Even worse, Sonic is still out there!!!!
Robot: What should we do sir?
Eggman: Get Mehr Nazis, clone them, along with their weapons, supplies, vehicles, and resources! I will get that gray son of a bitch! I WILL!!!

The End

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville - SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2015
Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a Fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a Fan of Harry Potter… the Bücher anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great Bücher that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, Du wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the Autor states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, a while back, I made a Liste about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN Mehr disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the Mehr disturbing things in the media, Von what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when Du think of Pokemon, Du think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered Von a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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 Zubat
Zubat


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#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, Du will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack Von a Porygon,...
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Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes Von train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are Du doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get Du out of here before...
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Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

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It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did Du send him the damn game.
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

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Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

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Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great bucht Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ Du sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. Du see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. Du know what, screw it, I wont Frage the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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The...
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(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: spinne Zeppelin
The spinne Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask Du something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want Du to do this alone. Unless Du want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, Du did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to regenbogen Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
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Song: link

Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops Weiter to Orion, and Kevin* Hey Du two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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Du know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, oder at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a Jahr ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when Du put the two together, what do Du get?...
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Song: link

Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...
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