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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag to Brewster*
Brewster: *Puts bag on bed*

As progress was being gained on the tunnel, a car arrived with a prisoner. And that prisoner was me, wearing Applejack's hat.

Griffon 35: *Puts Sean out of car*
Major Skyler: *Searching Sean*
Sean: *Gives hat to Major Skyler*
Major Skyler: *Searches hat, then gives it back to Sean* Cooler.
Sean: Right. *Walks towards cooler*
Sacred Symphony: I didn't think they would catch him so soon.
Bartholomew: He wasn't caught.
Sean: *Winks at Bartholomew*
regenbogen Dash: Welcome Home Sean *Throws baseball, and mit*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 35: *Opens door to cooler*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 44: *Opens door to room*
Sean: *Sits down, and throws baseball at wall*

As I was throwing, and catching my ball, the griffon just stared at me in pure disgust.

Griffon 44: *Closes, and locks door*
Sean: *Takes off shoe, and looks at peice of paper* (I am a genius)

Back at one of the tunnels however.

Pablo: *Digging tunnel, then hears roof collapsing*

Despite all the wood holding the dirt, the dirt still fell on Pablo.

Volk: *Looking through tunnel* Pablo? Pablo?!
Pablo: *Gets out of dirt*
Volk: Pablo?! Pablo?! Are Du alright?
Pablo: Yes. Bring some Mehr shovels, I'm alright.

And for Brewster

Brewster: *Looking at forged document* Du left out the swastika.
Airborne: I did not.
Brewster: Yes, look at this *Shows document to Airborne* All this hard work GOES TO WASTE! *Bangs table*
Airborne: I'm sorry Brewster.
Brewster: That's okay Airborne. Get some sleep, I'll clean up.
Airborne: *Leaves*
Brewster: *Feels strain in eyes, and grabs magnifying glass*

Brewster tried hard to look at the document, but his eyesight was getting blurry.

Brewster: *Puts magnifying glass down* I can't see a bloody thing.

Nineteen days passed, and we were close to leaving the camp.

Jade: *Sitting at desk* Weiter in line please.
Shining Armor: *disguised as a griffon* Heil Robotnik!
Jade: Wie alt sind Sie?
Shining Armor: Fünfundzwanzig Jahre alt fraulein.
Jade: Wann haben Sie Nazi-Kräfte zu bündeln?
Shining Armor: Vor fünf Monaten.
Jade: Your German is good.
Shining Armor: Well, thanks I...
Jade: Aww, don't fall for that trick Shining Armor! It's the easiest way to pick up a suspect. Remember, german always.
Shining Armor: Du got it *Walks away*

Inside Brewster's room

Brewster: *Wearing a grey suit. Walking while counting his hoofsteps, then stops at door, while placing pin on floor. He goes back to where he started, counting his hoofsteps as he goes to the door, and then he picks up the pin. After that, he sets it back down where it was, then sits in his bed*

The door opens.

Brewster: Bartholo-
Shredder: *Comes in wearing suit similar to Brewster's* No, it's just me.
Brewster: What do Du think of my clothing?
Shredder: *Sees Brewster's grey suit* It's good. Brewster?
Brewster: Yes?
Shredder: How do Du like mine?
Brewster: It's good.
Shredder: Thanks *Sits down*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Brewster, I want to tell you, that if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be ready.
Brewster: Thank Du sir.
Bartholomew: It's a real honor working with you.
Brewster: That's good to hear. *Notices Bartholomew is frowning* What's the matter?
Bartholomew: Du can't go.
Brewster: What?
Bartholomew: It's too risky.
Brewster: Why can't I go?
Bartholomew: Because Du can't see your own hoof in front of your face.
Brewster: That's ridiculous. I can see perfectly. I can see perfectly! Like that pin on the floor. Does that satisfy you?
Bartholomew: What pin? Where?
Brewster: *Walks to pin, and picks it up*
Bartholomew: Alright. Can Du see my leg?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: *Sticks out leg*Walk towards it.
Brewster: *walks towards Bartholomew's leg*
Bartholomew: *Trips Brewster*
Brewster: *Falls on floor*
Bartholomew: That was a good try.
Brewster: *sits down*
Bartholomew: I'm sorry to bring Du this last Minute let down, but it's too risky for you.
Shredder: Don't Du think that's Brewster's decision?
Bartholomew: No.
Shredder: Come on Bart, we all know the score here, oder at least me, and Brewster do.
Bartholomew: Score? What score?
Shredder: We all know that the only reason Du want all of us to escape is so that the British will win the war, now that's fine, it's fine. But once we get passed that fence, what are Du going to do?
Bartholomew: Anything Du would do.
Shredder: Go Home to see my friends, and family.
Bartholomew: Good christ man, do Du really think I don't care about my friends, and family back home?
Shredder: What about Brewster's friends, and family? How would they feel if they never saw him again?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I can tell Du that a blind pony is a hazard to the operation, and must be left behind.
Shredder: Alright. Du wanna talk about hazards? Let's talk about hazards, let's talk about you. You're the biggest hazard we got. The changelings have Du marked. Nopony sagte Du couldn't go.
Bartholomew: That's true, I have thought of the changelings, but Brewster is blind.
Shredder: Brewster isn't blind as long as he's with me. And he's going with me!
Bartholomew: Is that alright with Du Brewster?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then it's settled. *Leaves room*
Brewster: Actually, he's quite right. I really shouldn't go. I can see things up close, but you're far away. You're just a blur.
Shredder: I know, but I think we can make it. Why don't we have some tea?
Brewster: Okay.

Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave Von going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are Du doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But Du dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue working. But tomorrow night, with all those ponies? I'll hold up the escape for everyone. So I go now!
Volk: *Pulls Pablo away from fence* Pablo, I'll see Du through the tunnel. I'll help Du get through, and I'll stick with Du all the way.

Weiter day, I got out of the cooler.

Sean: *Walks towards hut*
Jade: *Standing Von door* Sean. *Waving*
Sean: Oh, Hey Jade.
Jade: Listen *Whispering in ear*

That night. It was time for the escape. We were all wearing our disguises, and some of us were waiting in the tunnel. We were going to pull the carts carrying ponies, to where they had to go.

Pablo: *Sitting in tunnel*
Volk: *Next to Pablo*
Sean: *waiting near Volk*

Outside the tunnel

Shredder & Brewster: *Walk in hut*
Airborne: Shredder, and Brewster, good to see you. Please sit on the bett that's the third to your left.
Shredder & Brewster: *Goes to bed*
regenbogen Dash, James & Shining Armor: *Walk in*
Sigmund: Alright, who's first in line?
Bartholomew: Me.
Sigmund: Alright. Good luck.
Bartholomew: Yeah, yeah. *Goes down*
Jade: I'll meet Du further up the tunnel later.
Bartholomew: Du got it. *Gets on cart, and knocks twice*

Soon, Bartholomew was pulled away.

Volk: How does it look?
Pablo: Good.
Volk: In a few minutes, many ponies will be coming out of that tunnel. It will look nice, just like Frankfurt. Have Du been to Frankfurt?
Pablo: Yes.... No.... I don't remember. I need to go! *Goes through tunnel*
Volk: Pablo! Wait!
Bartholomew: *Gets to middle part of tunnel, and gets on another cart. He then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Gets in Front of Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: What is this all about?
Volk: It's Pablo sir, he just wants to get out.
Bartholomew: Pablo, Du better have a good reason for this!
Pablo: This tunnel was built Von me, I dug it, and I got buried in it, I can go whenever I want! *Goes back to entrance of tunnel*
Bartholomew: Take him out Volk.
Volk: Sir-
Bartholomew: Take him out!
Volk: *Goes after Pablo*
Bartholomew: *Knocks twice*
Sigmund: Pablo?
Pablo: *Comes out of tunnel*
Sigmund: Pablo, what's the matter?
Volk: It's alright Sigmund, we'll go through the tunnel later.
Sean: *Pulls in Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: Alright, now Du get that hole dug, while I pull in Jade.
Sean: Right. *Digging hole*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Jade*
Sean: *Sees Grass* We got it. *Climbs up ladder*

I wanted to check how everything looked, but I noticed something bad happened.

Jade: So Pablo just left?
Bartholomew: Yes.
Sean: *Comes down* Hold onto yourself Perfect, you're twenty feet short.
Bartholomew: What do Du mean?
Sean: You're twenty feet short from the woods. The guard is between us, and the compound.
Jade: How could this happen? We had very accurate measurements.
Bartholomew: What difference does it make? It's happened! There's nothing we can do about it now.
Sean: *goes back up*
Jade: Bartholomew-
Bartholomew: Shit Jade, I'm trying to think!
Sean: *Comes back down* One chance. When the guard passes by, I think I can make a signal to let anypony know it's safe.
Bartholomew: What about those guard towers?
Sean: That's a chance you're gonna have to take, but they'll be looking at the compound, not the woods. *Smiles*
Bartholomew: Jade, pass the word, send down thirty feet of rope.
Jade: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shredder: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shining Armor: *In griffon disguise* Send down thirty feet of rope.
Celestia: What?
Shining Armor: Thirty feet of rope!
Celestia: What do they want that for?
Sigmund: How in the world should I know?
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Celestia: We have some kind of a foul up. Get thirty feet of rope right away.
Sacred Symphony: I'm on it *Gets rope*
Celestia: Good. Now go down into the tunnel, and give it to Bartholomew.

While that was being done, Pablo was still nervous.

Volk: They're going through the tunnel Pablo. Everything will be okay. Listen, since Mexico declared to take over the world, Du left, and joined M.I.3 to stop the Mexicans. If Du don't go through that tunnel, all of that would be for nothing. Nothing!
Pablo: Okay. I'll go through the tunnel. *Goes to entrance*

At the ending

Sacred Symphony: *Gives rope to Sean*
Sean: *Gets out of tunnel, then quietly goes to tree*
Jade: What's the signal going to be?
Bartholomew: Two tugs.
Jade: Okay.
Sean: *Ties rope to tree*
Griffon 75: *Slowly walking past*
Sean: *Tugs on rope twice*
Sacred Symphony: Okay, time for me to go.
Bartholomew: Alright.
Sacred Symphony: We'll meet up at Sugarcube Corner once we get back to Ponyville, right?
Bartholomew: Right.
Sacred Symphony: *Climbs up, then quietly runs into woods* Thank you.
Sean: Yeah.
Sacred Symphony: And good luck. *runs away*
Jade: *Pulls in Shredder*
Shredder: *Gets off cart, and knocks twice*

The karte, warenkorb was going back to get Brewster.

Bartholomew: Shredder, we're twenty feet short from the woods.
Shredder: How the fuck are Du twenty feet short?
Bartholomew: It just happened. Now Sean is out there on the other end of the rope. As soon as Du feel a couple of tugs, you're good to go, but you'll have to keep Brewster down.
Jade: *Hears two knocks, and pulls in Brewster*

Suddenly, an alarm went off.

Brewster: *Gets off cart* What's that?
Shredder: It sounds like an air raid.
Jade: Oh no, the goons will turn off all the power, and we'll lose the lights in the tunnel.
Pablo: *Knocks twice*
Jade: *Pulling in Pablo*

Jade was right. Bombs could be heard in the distance, and soon the lights were turned off.

Jade: *Stops pulling cart*
Pablo: Hey! What's happening?!
Sean: *Goes to hole, then whispers* It's an air raid, get everypony out, quickly!
Bartholomew: Alright, go.
Shredder: *Goes up ladder*
Brewster: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder & Bartholomew: *Runs into woods*
Pablo: What's happening? *Crying*
Volk: *Shows up* Pablo, it's alright, the lights have been turned off.
Sean: Hurry.
Jade: *Lights lantern* Light the lantern down there!
Pablo: Du go *Gets off cart*
Volk: Are Du sure?
Pablo: Yes.
Bartholomew: Come on fella's move, move! We could get dozens out with this darkness.
Volk: *Gets on cart*
Bartholomew: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?!
Volk: *Knocks twice*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Volk* What is this Volk?
Volk: It's Pablo-
Bartholomew: Is he stuck in there?
Volk: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then get him out!
Pablo: *Arrives*
Bartholomew: Hurry!
Volk & Pablo: *Climb out hole*
Pablo: *Stares at Sean*
Sean: *Stares at Pablo*
Volk: Come on, let's go *Runs into woods*
Pablo: *Follows Volk*
pony prisoner 36: *Runs into woods*
Shining Armor: *runs to woods*

The bombing stopped, and the lights were turning back on.

Sean: We're on the rope. *goes back to tree*
Celestia: Alright Sigmund, it's your turn. I'll take over for you.
Sigmund: Thank Du *grabs huge suitcase*
Celestia: What the fuck do Du have in there? A piano?
Sigmund: Oh, that's very funny mate.
Celestia: Sigmund, Du won't get this through.
Sigmund: Oh, pssh! *Goes through tunnel*
regenbogen Dash: Was that Sigmund with his massive suitcase?
James: Yeah, who else?
regenbogen Dash: Why doesn't he just listen to Opera?

However, the suitcase was not a problem, and Sigmund got out of the tunnel with ease.

Sigmund: *runs to woods, then pats Sean on the back twice*
Jade: Bartholomew we better get a Bewegen on, oder we won't have a chance to catch any of the trains. There's Mehr ponies down here, we'll just have to tell them what to do.
Bartholomew: Very well. Let's go. *Climbs up ladder*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Waiting Von Sean*
Gordon: *Gets out of tunnel, then trips*
Griffon 37: *Hears sound* Is anyone there?!
Gordon: *Stays down*
James: *Holding rope* Come on, come on!
regenbogen Dash: *Waiting Von James*
Griffon 37: Did Du hear anything?
Griffon 90: No.
Griffon 37: Let's check anyway. *grabs flashlight*
James: Come on!
Gordon: *Staying on ground*
James: Oh, forget it. *Climbs up ladder*
Griffon 37: *Sees James* Hey!
James: *Puts hooves in air* Don't shoot!
Sean: Don't shoot!
James: Don't shoot!
Griffon 37: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Runs away*
Gordon: *runs away*

After that, Mehr guards came.

Griffon 98: *Pointing gun at entrance of tunnel*
Ponies: *Coming out of tunnel*
regenbogen Dash: Boy, there's a lot of fucking shot being fired.
Airborne: Maybe it's because of you.
regenbogen Dash: Impossible, I was down here, not doing anything.
Major Skyler: *Pointing gun at entrance*
Airborne: *Sticks head through entrance*
Major Skyler: Out.
Airborne: *Comes out of tunnel*
regenbogen Dash: *Comes out of tunnel*

The Weiter morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading Liste of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
regenbogen Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives Liste back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew, and Jade?
Shredder: Yeah, and Sacred Symphony, and Shining Armor, sehr gut.
Brewster: Now what do we do?
Shredder: Now we wait for the train.
Engineer: *Drives steam locomotive, pulling a passenger train*
Shining Armor: *Sees train*
Nazis: *Arrive in motorcycles, and cars*
Engineer: *Stops train at platform*
Bartholomew, & Jade: *Get on train*
Shredder & Brewster: *Get on*
Sacred Symphony: *Gets on*
Shining Armor: *Gets on*
Captain Muntz: *Stares at locomotive*
Nazi 987: *Going to train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle*
Captain Muntz: *Gets on*
Engineer: *Drives train*

Clouds of smoke, and steam poured from the engine, and with some wheel slip, the train left the station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *walking through train*
Nazis: *Sleeping, with legs on seats*
Bartholomew: Ehem.
Nazi 67: *Wakes up friend*
Nazi 65: *Moves legs off seat*
Nazi 67: *Moves legs off seat*
Bartholomew: Merci. *Sits down*
Jade: *Sits Weiter to Bartholomew*

Meanwhile, near the station, Sigmund was walking down a straße when he saw a bicycle. No one was around, so Sigmund took a wire cutter, and cut the chain on the bike's wheel, which was preventing the bike from getting stolen. After doing that, Sigmund stahl, stola the bike.

At another part of town, I was waiting near a road.

Sean: *Puts wire across road*
Nazi Biker: *Riding motorcycle*
Sean: *Lays down in ditch*
Nazi Biker: *Sees wire, and falls off bike*
Sean: *Sees bike*
Nazi Biker: *Dead*

While I was stealing the motorcycle, other ponies were doing other things, such as....

Volk & Pablo: *running through field of Blumen to a stream*
Pablo: *sees boat*
Volk: *goes to boat*
Pablo: *Follows boat*
Gordon: *Walking down road*
Truck Driver: *Driving truck*
Gordon: *Waves hooves*
Truck Driver: *Stops truck*
Gordon: *Gets in*
Truck Driver: *Drives*
Volk & Pablo: *Go down stream in boat*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform, and riding bike out of ditch onto road*

There was no damage on the bike, and I knew just where to go.

Meanwhile, on the train.

Shredder: *Sitting with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shredder: *Stands up, and walks to Bartholomew's car*
Captain Muntz: *Enters Bartholomew's car*
Shredder: *Goes back to Brewster*
Captain Muntz: Sie sind in der Armee Discord?
Bartholomew: Uhm, oui.
Captain Muntz: Warum sprechen Sie französisch?
Bartholomew: Nous sommes d'une région dans le nord de l'italie.
Captain Muntz: Papiere bitte.
Bartholomew: *Gives Captain papers*
Captain Muntz: *Examining papers* Alles gut. *returns papers*
Bartholomew: Merci.
Shredder: *Goes to Sacred Symphony* Tally ho. *walks with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts on glasses*
Shredder & Brewster: *Going to end of train*
Captain Muntz: *Goes to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts down paper*
Captain Muntz: Darf ich Ihre Fahrkarten?
Sacred Symphony: Ja. *grabs train ticket* Und ich.. *Grabs papers* Und ich habe meine Papiere.
Captain Muntz: *Reads papers* Sie sind ein Leutnant in der Armee Zwietracht?
Sacred Symphony: Ja.
Captain Muntz: *Returns papers, and ticket*
Sacred Symphony: Danke.
Shredder: *Sees Shining Armor disguised as griffon* Tally ho. *Gets to end of train*
Brewster: What do we do now?
Shredder: We jump on a count of three.
Brewster: I'd prefer if Du gave me a fair push.
Shredder: Okay. Here we go. *Jumps off train while pushing Brewster off*

They landed in a heu, hay field.

Shredder: Are Du alright?
Brewster: Yes, I think so. I thought that was fun actually. *Looks at train* It doesn't seem to be slowing down.
Shredder: Yes you're right. I don't think anypony saw us jump off.

Speaking of trains, Sigmund was riding his bike closer to another train station.

As for Volk, and Pablo? They were going down a river in their boat. Pablo was rowing, while Volk steered the boat.

I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Biker: *Gets in front of me*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker 2: *Arrives*
Sean: *Goes across bridge*
Nazi Biker: *Crashes*
Nazi Biker 2: *Gets across*
Nazi Biker 3: *Follows Biker 2*

* * *

Sigmund: *Opens door to freight car*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Sigmund: *Climbs in car, and closes door*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, then drives train*

Sigmund got his own free ride. I wish I could say the same for myself.

Sean: *Riding motorcycle on grass*
Nazis: *Following*
Sean: *Stops Von shed*

I had a feeling I Lost them, so I decided to make sure. Two bikes, and two cars were following me, so if I saw any of them going towards me, I would shoot them.

Sean: *Gets off bike, and takes off helmet*
Nazis: *Going down dirt road*
Sean: *Grabs pistol*
Nazis: *Getting close to shed*
Sean: *Points gun at car*
Nazis: *Turn left*
Sean: *Puts away gun*

I fooled them.

And now for something completely different.

Engineer: *Stops train at station*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Get out*
Colt: *Handing out flyers*
Nazis: *Checking passengers*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking towards Nazis*
Captain Muntz: *Sees Bartholomew, and Jade*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Captain Muntz, then tries to hide her face*
Captain Muntz: *Continues looking at Bartholomew, and Jade* Perfect.
Sacred Symphony: *Jumps on Captain Muntz*
Captain Muntz: Hey!
Sacred Symphony: *Grabs Captain's pistol, and shoots Captain Muntz*
Mare: AAH!!
Nazis: *Going towards Sacred Symphony*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Leave station*
Sacred Symphony: *Running away*
Nazi: *Shoots Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Walks off platform, and falls on train tracks*

Sacred Symphony sacrificed her life to let Bartholomew, and Jade get out of the station.

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were Du going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were Du to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have Du done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did Du do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is my uniform. I dyed it with some blue ink after getting shot down.
Corporal Hothead: Don't Du realize that spies are getting shot?
Gordon: I was just trying to escape from a prison camp. You'd do the same if Du were locked up for three years!
Queen Chrysalis: Just to see your wife, and family?
Gordon: Du obviously have the wrong pony, I'm not even married.
Queen Chrysalis: Okay, get him to the others.
Corporal Hothead: *Puts Gordon in room*
Gordon: *Sees other prisoners* Hello Shining Armor.
Shining Armor: Hi Gordon.
Gordon: It's nice to see Du all again.
Shining Armor: I wish I could say the same for you.

As Gordon got locked up, Shredder, and Brewster got to an airport owned Von Nazi Forces.

Shredder: There's a fighter out there that I can fly.
Brewster: What about the guards?
Shredder: Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. *Runs toward guard*
Griffon 4: *Aims rifle*
Shredder: *Trips guard, and breaks it neck*
Brewster: *Walks up*
Shredder: *Drags guard into hangar* Okay, now follow me. *walks to fighter*
Brewster: *Following Shredder*
Shredder: Brewster *Holding key* When I say go, crank this clockwise. When the engine starts, don't Bewegen oder you'll get a mouth full of propeller.
Brewster: *Puts key in plane engine*
Shredder: Ready?
Brewster: Yes.
Shredder: *Hitting buttons* Go.
Brewster: *Turning key clockwise*

The noise of the engine caught the attention of two soldiers in the control tower.

Shredder: *Starts plane*
Brewster: *Takes key out plane*
Shredder: *Helps Brewster get in plane*
Nazi 8: *Talking on phone*
Shredder: *Takes off*

Soon, they went up, and into the air.

Shredder: Weiter stop, Switzerland.
Brewster: *Smiles*

I got out of my disguise, and continued riding my motorcycle towards Switzerland.

Sean: *Stops near checkpoint, then looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Getting close*
Sean: *Looks at checkpoint*
Nazis: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Rides away from checkpoint*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on grass*

Shredder, and Bartholomew were having an easier time getting to Switzerland.

Shredder: *sees alps* The Alps.
Brewster: Splendid.
Shredder: *Flying past castle* Another twenty four miles, and we'll make it.

oder so it seemed. They were getting closer, when the airplane started to act strange.

Shredder: *Losing altitude, and hits a few buttons*
Brewster: What is it, petrol?
Shredder: I don't know! Fuel seems okay, but we're losing power! *Crashes into tree*
Brewster: *Sees fire*
Shredder: *Pushes Brewster out plane* Go that way *Points to road* I'll follow you.
Brewster: *Walking towards road*
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Brewster: *sees car*
Nazi: *Grabs sniper rifle*
Brewster: *Very sad* Shredder?
Sniper: *Shoots Brewster*
Shredder: Brewster?! *Runs to Brewster*
Nazis: *Pointing Pistolen at Shredder*
Shredder: *Crying* DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT!! I surrender! *Leans down* Brewster? I'm sorry buddy, I fouled things up.
Brewster: That's okay. Thank Du for getting me... Out. *dies*
Shredder: Why?

Okay, after that dramatic death scene...

Sean: *Riding up grassy hill*

I Lost the guys on the bike, but there was another problem in my path.

Sean: *Sees two fences*

One was shorter then the other.

Sean: *Looks right*
Nazis: *Arrive in truck*
Sean: *Looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Catching up*
Sean: *goes left*
Fifty Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around, then catches air from riding up a small hill*

I landed between the two fences.

Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker: *Shoots bike*
Sean: *Falls off, and lands in wires*
Nazis: *Pointing Pistolen at Sean*
Sean: *Bleeding*
Nazi 798: aufstehen Verlierer.
Sean: *Slowly standing up, his left arm hurts*
Nazi 798: nennen?
Sean: *Shows major badge, then sticks right arm in air* Heil Robotnik.

At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The pony that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant.

Sigmund: *Sees French Stallion hiding behind counter, so he does the same*
pony Driver: *stops car*
Zufällig Pony: *Shoots Nazis with machine gun*
pony Driver: *Drives off*
French Stallion: Magnifique. *drinking champagne*
Sigmund: Resistance?
French Stallion: Oui.
Sigmund: Oh good. Je suis un priso-
French Stallion: Du are an Equestrian, I understand your language.
Sigmund: I'm Austrian.
French Stallion: Oh.
Sigmund: Now listen, I am an agent for M.I.3, I just escaped a Prisoner Of War camp. I'm trying to make my way into Russia. Do Du understand?
French Stallion: Yes?
Sigmund: Then can Du help me?

Sirens can be heard in the distance.

French Stallion: I know somepony who can.

Later, Bartholomew, and Jade were boarding a bus.

Nazi 52: halten Sie es.
Bartholomew & Jade: *Stop*
Bartholomew: Stimmt etwas nicht?
Nazi 52: Wir wollen einfach nur Ihre Papiere sehen.
Bartholomew: Ordnung. *Gives Nazi papers*
Jade: *Does the same*
Nazi 52: Diese sind gefälscht. Ponys töten wir mit gefälschten Papieren.
Bartholomew: *Frowns*
Nazi 52: *Laughing* Das war ein Witz. Macht ruhig weiter. *Returns papers* Auf Wiedersehen.
Bartholomew: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Auf Wiedersehen.
Jade: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Good luck.
Jade: Thanks.

Jade made her mistake.

Nazi 52: *Pulls Jade out of bus*
Bartholomew: *Runs out of bus*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Nazi 52: Halt!
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Nazi 52: Go, go!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Trying to open locked doors, then run into alleyway*
Nazis: *Running after Bartholomew & Jade*
Pony: *Loading cart*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Runs past cart*
pony on bicycle: *Gets in Bartholomew's way*
Bartholomew: *Knocks over pony on bike*
Jade: *Trips over Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Stands up, and runs*
Jade: *Runs towards door, then tries to open it*
Nazis: *Surrounding her*
Jade: *Facing Nazis, and tries to jump over them*
Nazis: *Catches Jade*
Bartholomew: *Running across rooftops, and climbs over fence*

The fence wasn't that big, and Bartholomew landed with ease. Now he just had to make sure no one caught him.

Bartholomew: *Walking down street*
Nazis in car: *Stop Von Bartholomew* genau dort zu stoppen.
Bartholomew: Was ist das überhaupt?
Nazi: Du are english.
Bartholomew: Englisch? du bist die einzige, die nur Englisch sprach.
Nazi: Wir haben ein Bild von Ihnen.
Bartholomew: Ich bin ein Wechselbalg. *Turns into changeling*
Nazi: mein Fehler. *gets back in car*
Nazi Driver: *drives away*
Bartholomew: *Runs to phone booth, and turns back to normal, then reads newspaper*
???: *Tapping on Bartholomew's shoulder*
Bartholomew: *turns around to see Discord*
Discord: Guten tag.
Bartholomew: was wollen Sie?
Discord: Your German is good. But I also hear you're french. *Grabs pistol* Your hooves, up!
Bartholomew: *Sticks his hooves up in air*

At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish Du didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three Motorräder were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling Du Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay oder a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony that's too young to be killed.
Jade: Oh don't worry, we're all over seventeen. Besides, Du did a very good job handling the situation.
Bartholomew: Well, thanks.

The road teilt, split in three ways. One truck went straight, another went left, and the last one went right.

The truck Bartholomew was in stopped in a field.

Discord: *Opens door*
Bartholomew: What's happening?
Discord: All right. Du can get out now, and stretch your legs. It will take hours before Du reach the camp.
Bartholomew & Other ponies: *Get out of truck*
Bartholomew: Du know Jade, all this has been quite interesting. With the tunnel digging, the running from enemies, and Tom, Dick, and Harry. It kept me well alive. Du know Jade-
Changeling 89: *Loading machine gun*
Bartholomew: *Sees machine gun*
Changeling 89: *Shooting Ponies*

Nearby, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis were standing on a small hill, as their bodies became silhouettes alongside the sunset.

Weiter morning at the prison camp.

Celestia: *Walks into Gilda's office*
Gilda: Eleven of your ponies are being returned today.
Celestia: Will anymore ponies arrive?
Gilda: I don't know. *Grabs paper* I regret to inform you.... That fifty of your soldiers were... Executed yesterday evening.
Celestia: How many of them were wounded?
Gilda: Here's the Liste of the dead *Gives Celestia list*
Celestia: How many of the fifty were wounded?!
Gilda: None, that I know of. Doctor Robotnik will only allow me to tell you, that fifty of your soldiers were...
Celestia: I see. *takes list*

A few Minuten later, she was Lesen the Liste outloud.

Celestia: Alicorn Amulet. Amamda Licciardi. Bankrupt Frank. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.

What about Volk, and Pablo? They weren't caught Von anyone as they rowed their boot towards the docks, and got on board a tramp steamer that was being loaded. They were going to Hawaii.

As for Sigmund, he was on his way to Russia.

French Stallion: Good luck.
Sigmund: Thanks.
French Stallion: *Walks away*
Russian Stallion: *Carrying rifle* Cэр, I am your guide.
Sigmund: And you're russian?
Russian Stallion: да.
Sigmund: Good. You, and me will get along just fine. *Pats russian stallion on the back twice, and walks to Russia*

Back at the prison camp

Shredder: *Arrives with other ponies*
Celestia: Ah, good. I'm glad to see you're all safe?
Shredder: Did anypony else arrive?
Celestia: No. You're the first ones here. Where's Brewster?
Shredder: He didn't make it. Bartholomew was right about that.
Celestia: I'm afraid Bartholomew didn't make it either.
Shredder: What?
Celestia: They just gepostet a Liste of fifty ponies that just got shot. The changelings killed them.
Prisoner 36: They killed Bartholomew, Jade, and even Sacred Symphony?
Celestia: Yes.
Shredder: Volk, and Pablo?
Celestia: No, they're not on the list. Bartholomew's idea was to get back at the enemy the hardest way possible. In my opinion, he did that.
Shredder: And Du think it was worth all the trouble he went through?
Celestia: That depends on your point of view Shredder.

Soon, a car arrived with Discord, and a few Italian Soldiers.

Discord: *Gets out of car* Achtung!
Griffons: *Saluting Discord*
Gilda: *Walks up*
Discord: She is not to be saluted. Get her out of here.
Griffons: *Put Gilda in car*
Seargent Schultz: *Stops in car*
Sean: *Steps out of Seargent's car*
Gilda: Well I see Du got a lot of scratches on you.
Sean: Yeah, I fell off a motorcycle. How many?
Gilda: Fifty.
Sean: Wow.
Gilda: It seems, that you'll be seeing the Griffon Kingdom before the war ends after all.
Discord: Get her out of here.
Italian Soldiers: *drives away*
Discord: And Du are going into the cooler.
Sean: I'm not surprised about that. *Walks to cooler*
regenbogen Dash: Hey Sean! *Throws baseball mit, and ball*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 44: *Opens door*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 55: *Opens cell door*
Sean: *Walks in cell*
Griffon 55: *Locks door*

This fanfiction is dedicated to the fifty that have been killed.

The End.
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“Can Du lose your virginity if Du fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what Du learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But Von that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel oder a crying smiley face”
Oh Du innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can Du actually lose weight Von rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I Liebe horror movies. Their easily my Favorit genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the Filme that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror Filme I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only Filme that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, oder Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm straße - Now, before Du all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm straße was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Du all for the stupidest thing Du will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Du know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my Favorit fighting game franchise ever. I Liebe playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my Favorit so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, oder the Tekken tournament, hosted Von the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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Well, as of this date, this is the most Kürzlich game I have in the Liste of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a Mehr in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the oben, nach oben 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off Von saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, Du LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, Bewegen OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed Von zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't Du die on me, Du little bitch. Get up. I sagte get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: Du FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the Kürzlich era. A man who is sagte to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who Du ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This Artikel contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, Du have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with Du five Mehr things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, Du may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if Du wish to Zeigen me things that Du yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the Jahr 2010, we got an Anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in Filme like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This Anime had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of Du may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a Mehr beliebt game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created Von Yoko Taro, who created it to make a Mehr grim RPG with no morally just...
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the Zeigen good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic Liebe for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game Von Ubisoft, but developed Von Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal oder No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal oder No Deal, a game Zeigen that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal oder No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, oder what made it so beliebt to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like pilz Men and the No Mehr Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But Du know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if Du were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed Von all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll Zeigen them! I'll Zeigen ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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I remember a time when horror Filme didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror Fans motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I Liebe Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a Fan of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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Read over Grapes of Wrath Summary
Ask Ben about what we did in Language Arts and Creative Writing
Work on Algebra
Read through the Maltese falke, falcon Chapter
Return Grapes of Wrath book Language Arts

Crestfallen Warrior: Welcome to Lordran. There are actually two Bells of Awakening. One in Undead Burg, and the other is in Blighttown
Wind: Huh, I thought there was only one. Well, thank you, kind sir
Crestfallen Warrior: Glad I could he- (Wind stabs him in the chest and takes his humanity)
Wind: Well, I need your humanity Mehr than Du do, so take care

Wind: (Walks across bridge)
Undead Soldiers: (Follow Wind)...
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If Du ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started Schauspielen like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do Du expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look Mehr awesome, oder at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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