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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag to Brewster*
Brewster: *Puts bag on bed*

As progress was being gained on the tunnel, a car arrived with a prisoner. And that prisoner was me, wearing Applejack's hat.

Griffon 35: *Puts Sean out of car*
Major Skyler: *Searching Sean*
Sean: *Gives hat to Major Skyler*
Major Skyler: *Searches hat, then gives it back to Sean* Cooler.
Sean: Right. *Walks towards cooler*
Sacred Symphony: I didn't think they would catch him so soon.
Bartholomew: He wasn't caught.
Sean: *Winks at Bartholomew*
regenbogen Dash: Welcome Home Sean *Throws baseball, and mit*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 35: *Opens door to cooler*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 44: *Opens door to room*
Sean: *Sits down, and throws baseball at wall*

As I was throwing, and catching my ball, the griffon just stared at me in pure disgust.

Griffon 44: *Closes, and locks door*
Sean: *Takes off shoe, and looks at peice of paper* (I am a genius)

Back at one of the tunnels however.

Pablo: *Digging tunnel, then hears roof collapsing*

Despite all the wood holding the dirt, the dirt still fell on Pablo.

Volk: *Looking through tunnel* Pablo? Pablo?!
Pablo: *Gets out of dirt*
Volk: Pablo?! Pablo?! Are Du alright?
Pablo: Yes. Bring some Mehr shovels, I'm alright.

And for Brewster

Brewster: *Looking at forged document* Du left out the swastika.
Airborne: I did not.
Brewster: Yes, look at this *Shows document to Airborne* All this hard work GOES TO WASTE! *Bangs table*
Airborne: I'm sorry Brewster.
Brewster: That's okay Airborne. Get some sleep, I'll clean up.
Airborne: *Leaves*
Brewster: *Feels strain in eyes, and grabs magnifying glass*

Brewster tried hard to look at the document, but his eyesight was getting blurry.

Brewster: *Puts magnifying glass down* I can't see a bloody thing.

Nineteen days passed, and we were close to leaving the camp.

Jade: *Sitting at desk* Weiter in line please.
Shining Armor: *disguised as a griffon* Heil Robotnik!
Jade: Wie alt sind Sie?
Shining Armor: Fünfundzwanzig Jahre alt fraulein.
Jade: Wann haben Sie Nazi-Kräfte zu bündeln?
Shining Armor: Vor fünf Monaten.
Jade: Your German is good.
Shining Armor: Well, thanks I...
Jade: Aww, don't fall for that trick Shining Armor! It's the easiest way to pick up a suspect. Remember, german always.
Shining Armor: Du got it *Walks away*

Inside Brewster's room

Brewster: *Wearing a grey suit. Walking while counting his hoofsteps, then stops at door, while placing pin on floor. He goes back to where he started, counting his hoofsteps as he goes to the door, and then he picks up the pin. After that, he sets it back down where it was, then sits in his bed*

The door opens.

Brewster: Bartholo-
Shredder: *Comes in wearing suit similar to Brewster's* No, it's just me.
Brewster: What do Du think of my clothing?
Shredder: *Sees Brewster's grey suit* It's good. Brewster?
Brewster: Yes?
Shredder: How do Du like mine?
Brewster: It's good.
Shredder: Thanks *Sits down*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* Brewster, I want to tell you, that if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be ready.
Brewster: Thank Du sir.
Bartholomew: It's a real honor working with you.
Brewster: That's good to hear. *Notices Bartholomew is frowning* What's the matter?
Bartholomew: Du can't go.
Brewster: What?
Bartholomew: It's too risky.
Brewster: Why can't I go?
Bartholomew: Because Du can't see your own hoof in front of your face.
Brewster: That's ridiculous. I can see perfectly. I can see perfectly! Like that pin on the floor. Does that satisfy you?
Bartholomew: What pin? Where?
Brewster: *Walks to pin, and picks it up*
Bartholomew: Alright. Can Du see my leg?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: *Sticks out leg*Walk towards it.
Brewster: *walks towards Bartholomew's leg*
Bartholomew: *Trips Brewster*
Brewster: *Falls on floor*
Bartholomew: That was a good try.
Brewster: *sits down*
Bartholomew: I'm sorry to bring Du this last Minute let down, but it's too risky for you.
Shredder: Don't Du think that's Brewster's decision?
Bartholomew: No.
Shredder: Come on Bart, we all know the score here, oder at least me, and Brewster do.
Bartholomew: Score? What score?
Shredder: We all know that the only reason Du want all of us to escape is so that the British will win the war, now that's fine, it's fine. But once we get passed that fence, what are Du going to do?
Bartholomew: Anything Du would do.
Shredder: Go Home to see my friends, and family.
Bartholomew: Good christ man, do Du really think I don't care about my friends, and family back home?
Shredder: What about Brewster's friends, and family? How would they feel if they never saw him again?
Bartholomew: I don't know, but I can tell Du that a blind pony is a hazard to the operation, and must be left behind.
Shredder: Alright. Du wanna talk about hazards? Let's talk about hazards, let's talk about you. You're the biggest hazard we got. The changelings have Du marked. Nopony sagte Du couldn't go.
Bartholomew: That's true, I have thought of the changelings, but Brewster is blind.
Shredder: Brewster isn't blind as long as he's with me. And he's going with me!
Bartholomew: Is that alright with Du Brewster?
Brewster: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then it's settled. *Leaves room*
Brewster: Actually, he's quite right. I really shouldn't go. I can see things up close, but you're far away. You're just a blur.
Shredder: I know, but I think we can make it. Why don't we have some tea?
Brewster: Okay.

Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave Von going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are Du doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But Du dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue working. But tomorrow night, with all those ponies? I'll hold up the escape for everyone. So I go now!
Volk: *Pulls Pablo away from fence* Pablo, I'll see Du through the tunnel. I'll help Du get through, and I'll stick with Du all the way.

Weiter day, I got out of the cooler.

Sean: *Walks towards hut*
Jade: *Standing Von door* Sean. *Waving*
Sean: Oh, Hey Jade.
Jade: Listen *Whispering in ear*

That night. It was time for the escape. We were all wearing our disguises, and some of us were waiting in the tunnel. We were going to pull the carts carrying ponies, to where they had to go.

Pablo: *Sitting in tunnel*
Volk: *Next to Pablo*
Sean: *waiting near Volk*

Outside the tunnel

Shredder & Brewster: *Walk in hut*
Airborne: Shredder, and Brewster, good to see you. Please sit on the bett that's the third to your left.
Shredder & Brewster: *Goes to bed*
regenbogen Dash, James & Shining Armor: *Walk in*
Sigmund: Alright, who's first in line?
Bartholomew: Me.
Sigmund: Alright. Good luck.
Bartholomew: Yeah, yeah. *Goes down*
Jade: I'll meet Du further up the tunnel later.
Bartholomew: Du got it. *Gets on cart, and knocks twice*

Soon, Bartholomew was pulled away.

Volk: How does it look?
Pablo: Good.
Volk: In a few minutes, many ponies will be coming out of that tunnel. It will look nice, just like Frankfurt. Have Du been to Frankfurt?
Pablo: Yes.... No.... I don't remember. I need to go! *Goes through tunnel*
Volk: Pablo! Wait!
Bartholomew: *Gets to middle part of tunnel, and gets on another cart. He then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Gets in Front of Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: What is this all about?
Volk: It's Pablo sir, he just wants to get out.
Bartholomew: Pablo, Du better have a good reason for this!
Pablo: This tunnel was built Von me, I dug it, and I got buried in it, I can go whenever I want! *Goes back to entrance of tunnel*
Bartholomew: Take him out Volk.
Volk: Sir-
Bartholomew: Take him out!
Volk: *Goes after Pablo*
Bartholomew: *Knocks twice*
Sigmund: Pablo?
Pablo: *Comes out of tunnel*
Sigmund: Pablo, what's the matter?
Volk: It's alright Sigmund, we'll go through the tunnel later.
Sean: *Pulls in Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: Alright, now Du get that hole dug, while I pull in Jade.
Sean: Right. *Digging hole*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Jade*
Sean: *Sees Grass* We got it. *Climbs up ladder*

I wanted to check how everything looked, but I noticed something bad happened.

Jade: So Pablo just left?
Bartholomew: Yes.
Sean: *Comes down* Hold onto yourself Perfect, you're twenty feet short.
Bartholomew: What do Du mean?
Sean: You're twenty feet short from the woods. The guard is between us, and the compound.
Jade: How could this happen? We had very accurate measurements.
Bartholomew: What difference does it make? It's happened! There's nothing we can do about it now.
Sean: *goes back up*
Jade: Bartholomew-
Bartholomew: Shit Jade, I'm trying to think!
Sean: *Comes back down* One chance. When the guard passes by, I think I can make a signal to let anypony know it's safe.
Bartholomew: What about those guard towers?
Sean: That's a chance you're gonna have to take, but they'll be looking at the compound, not the woods. *Smiles*
Bartholomew: Jade, pass the word, send down thirty feet of rope.
Jade: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shredder: Send down thirty feet of rope.
Shining Armor: *In griffon disguise* Send down thirty feet of rope.
Celestia: What?
Shining Armor: Thirty feet of rope!
Celestia: What do they want that for?
Sigmund: How in the world should I know?
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Celestia: We have some kind of a foul up. Get thirty feet of rope right away.
Sacred Symphony: I'm on it *Gets rope*
Celestia: Good. Now go down into the tunnel, and give it to Bartholomew.

While that was being done, Pablo was still nervous.

Volk: They're going through the tunnel Pablo. Everything will be okay. Listen, since Mexico declared to take over the world, Du left, and joined M.I.3 to stop the Mexicans. If Du don't go through that tunnel, all of that would be for nothing. Nothing!
Pablo: Okay. I'll go through the tunnel. *Goes to entrance*

At the ending

Sacred Symphony: *Gives rope to Sean*
Sean: *Gets out of tunnel, then quietly goes to tree*
Jade: What's the signal going to be?
Bartholomew: Two tugs.
Jade: Okay.
Sean: *Ties rope to tree*
Griffon 75: *Slowly walking past*
Sean: *Tugs on rope twice*
Sacred Symphony: Okay, time for me to go.
Bartholomew: Alright.
Sacred Symphony: We'll meet up at Sugarcube Corner once we get back to Ponyville, right?
Bartholomew: Right.
Sacred Symphony: *Climbs up, then quietly runs into woods* Thank you.
Sean: Yeah.
Sacred Symphony: And good luck. *runs away*
Jade: *Pulls in Shredder*
Shredder: *Gets off cart, and knocks twice*

The karte, warenkorb was going back to get Brewster.

Bartholomew: Shredder, we're twenty feet short from the woods.
Shredder: How the fuck are Du twenty feet short?
Bartholomew: It just happened. Now Sean is out there on the other end of the rope. As soon as Du feel a couple of tugs, you're good to go, but you'll have to keep Brewster down.
Jade: *Hears two knocks, and pulls in Brewster*

Suddenly, an alarm went off.

Brewster: *Gets off cart* What's that?
Shredder: It sounds like an air raid.
Jade: Oh no, the goons will turn off all the power, and we'll lose the lights in the tunnel.
Pablo: *Knocks twice*
Jade: *Pulling in Pablo*

Jade was right. Bombs could be heard in the distance, and soon the lights were turned off.

Jade: *Stops pulling cart*
Pablo: Hey! What's happening?!
Sean: *Goes to hole, then whispers* It's an air raid, get everypony out, quickly!
Bartholomew: Alright, go.
Shredder: *Goes up ladder*
Brewster: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder & Bartholomew: *Runs into woods*
Pablo: What's happening? *Crying*
Volk: *Shows up* Pablo, it's alright, the lights have been turned off.
Sean: Hurry.
Jade: *Lights lantern* Light the lantern down there!
Pablo: Du go *Gets off cart*
Volk: Are Du sure?
Pablo: Yes.
Bartholomew: Come on fella's move, move! We could get dozens out with this darkness.
Volk: *Gets on cart*
Bartholomew: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?!
Volk: *Knocks twice*
Bartholomew: *Pulls in Volk* What is this Volk?
Volk: It's Pablo-
Bartholomew: Is he stuck in there?
Volk: Yes.
Bartholomew: Then get him out!
Pablo: *Arrives*
Bartholomew: Hurry!
Volk & Pablo: *Climb out hole*
Pablo: *Stares at Sean*
Sean: *Stares at Pablo*
Volk: Come on, let's go *Runs into woods*
Pablo: *Follows Volk*
pony prisoner 36: *Runs into woods*
Shining Armor: *runs to woods*

The bombing stopped, and the lights were turning back on.

Sean: We're on the rope. *goes back to tree*
Celestia: Alright Sigmund, it's your turn. I'll take over for you.
Sigmund: Thank Du *grabs huge suitcase*
Celestia: What the fuck do Du have in there? A piano?
Sigmund: Oh, that's very funny mate.
Celestia: Sigmund, Du won't get this through.
Sigmund: Oh, pssh! *Goes through tunnel*
regenbogen Dash: Was that Sigmund with his massive suitcase?
James: Yeah, who else?
regenbogen Dash: Why doesn't he just listen to Opera?

However, the suitcase was not a problem, and Sigmund got out of the tunnel with ease.

Sigmund: *runs to woods, then pats Sean on the back twice*
Jade: Bartholomew we better get a Bewegen on, oder we won't have a chance to catch any of the trains. There's Mehr ponies down here, we'll just have to tell them what to do.
Bartholomew: Very well. Let's go. *Climbs up ladder*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Waiting Von Sean*
Gordon: *Gets out of tunnel, then trips*
Griffon 37: *Hears sound* Is anyone there?!
Gordon: *Stays down*
James: *Holding rope* Come on, come on!
regenbogen Dash: *Waiting Von James*
Griffon 37: Did Du hear anything?
Griffon 90: No.
Griffon 37: Let's check anyway. *grabs flashlight*
James: Come on!
Gordon: *Staying on ground*
James: Oh, forget it. *Climbs up ladder*
Griffon 37: *Sees James* Hey!
James: *Puts hooves in air* Don't shoot!
Sean: Don't shoot!
James: Don't shoot!
Griffon 37: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Runs away*
Gordon: *runs away*

After that, Mehr guards came.

Griffon 98: *Pointing gun at entrance of tunnel*
Ponies: *Coming out of tunnel*
regenbogen Dash: Boy, there's a lot of fucking shot being fired.
Airborne: Maybe it's because of you.
regenbogen Dash: Impossible, I was down here, not doing anything.
Major Skyler: *Pointing gun at entrance*
Airborne: *Sticks head through entrance*
Major Skyler: Out.
Airborne: *Comes out of tunnel*
regenbogen Dash: *Comes out of tunnel*

The Weiter morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading Liste of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
regenbogen Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives Liste back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew, and Jade?
Shredder: Yeah, and Sacred Symphony, and Shining Armor, sehr gut.
Brewster: Now what do we do?
Shredder: Now we wait for the train.
Engineer: *Drives steam locomotive, pulling a passenger train*
Shining Armor: *Sees train*
Nazis: *Arrive in motorcycles, and cars*
Engineer: *Stops train at platform*
Bartholomew, & Jade: *Get on train*
Shredder & Brewster: *Get on*
Sacred Symphony: *Gets on*
Shining Armor: *Gets on*
Captain Muntz: *Stares at locomotive*
Nazi 987: *Going to train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle*
Captain Muntz: *Gets on*
Engineer: *Drives train*

Clouds of smoke, and steam poured from the engine, and with some wheel slip, the train left the station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *walking through train*
Nazis: *Sleeping, with legs on seats*
Bartholomew: Ehem.
Nazi 67: *Wakes up friend*
Nazi 65: *Moves legs off seat*
Nazi 67: *Moves legs off seat*
Bartholomew: Merci. *Sits down*
Jade: *Sits Weiter to Bartholomew*

Meanwhile, near the station, Sigmund was walking down a straße when he saw a bicycle. No one was around, so Sigmund took a wire cutter, and cut the chain on the bike's wheel, which was preventing the bike from getting stolen. After doing that, Sigmund stahl, stola the bike.

At another part of town, I was waiting near a road.

Sean: *Puts wire across road*
Nazi Biker: *Riding motorcycle*
Sean: *Lays down in ditch*
Nazi Biker: *Sees wire, and falls off bike*
Sean: *Sees bike*
Nazi Biker: *Dead*

While I was stealing the motorcycle, other ponies were doing other things, such as....

Volk & Pablo: *running through field of Blumen to a stream*
Pablo: *sees boat*
Volk: *goes to boat*
Pablo: *Follows boat*
Gordon: *Walking down road*
Truck Driver: *Driving truck*
Gordon: *Waves hooves*
Truck Driver: *Stops truck*
Gordon: *Gets in*
Truck Driver: *Drives*
Volk & Pablo: *Go down stream in boat*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform, and riding bike out of ditch onto road*

There was no damage on the bike, and I knew just where to go.

Meanwhile, on the train.

Shredder: *Sitting with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shredder: *Stands up, and walks to Bartholomew's car*
Captain Muntz: *Enters Bartholomew's car*
Shredder: *Goes back to Brewster*
Captain Muntz: Sie sind in der Armee Discord?
Bartholomew: Uhm, oui.
Captain Muntz: Warum sprechen Sie französisch?
Bartholomew: Nous sommes d'une région dans le nord de l'italie.
Captain Muntz: Papiere bitte.
Bartholomew: *Gives Captain papers*
Captain Muntz: *Examining papers* Alles gut. *returns papers*
Bartholomew: Merci.
Shredder: *Goes to Sacred Symphony* Tally ho. *walks with Brewster*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts on glasses*
Shredder & Brewster: *Going to end of train*
Captain Muntz: *Goes to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Puts down paper*
Captain Muntz: Darf ich Ihre Fahrkarten?
Sacred Symphony: Ja. *grabs train ticket* Und ich.. *Grabs papers* Und ich habe meine Papiere.
Captain Muntz: *Reads papers* Sie sind ein Leutnant in der Armee Zwietracht?
Sacred Symphony: Ja.
Captain Muntz: *Returns papers, and ticket*
Sacred Symphony: Danke.
Shredder: *Sees Shining Armor disguised as griffon* Tally ho. *Gets to end of train*
Brewster: What do we do now?
Shredder: We jump on a count of three.
Brewster: I'd prefer if Du gave me a fair push.
Shredder: Okay. Here we go. *Jumps off train while pushing Brewster off*

They landed in a heu, hay field.

Shredder: Are Du alright?
Brewster: Yes, I think so. I thought that was fun actually. *Looks at train* It doesn't seem to be slowing down.
Shredder: Yes you're right. I don't think anypony saw us jump off.

Speaking of trains, Sigmund was riding his bike closer to another train station.

As for Volk, and Pablo? They were going down a river in their boat. Pablo was rowing, while Volk steered the boat.

I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Biker: *Gets in front of me*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker 2: *Arrives*
Sean: *Goes across bridge*
Nazi Biker: *Crashes*
Nazi Biker 2: *Gets across*
Nazi Biker 3: *Follows Biker 2*

* * *

Sigmund: *Opens door to freight car*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Sigmund: *Climbs in car, and closes door*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, then drives train*

Sigmund got his own free ride. I wish I could say the same for myself.

Sean: *Riding motorcycle on grass*
Nazis: *Following*
Sean: *Stops Von shed*

I had a feeling I Lost them, so I decided to make sure. Two bikes, and two cars were following me, so if I saw any of them going towards me, I would shoot them.

Sean: *Gets off bike, and takes off helmet*
Nazis: *Going down dirt road*
Sean: *Grabs pistol*
Nazis: *Getting close to shed*
Sean: *Points gun at car*
Nazis: *Turn left*
Sean: *Puts away gun*

I fooled them.

And now for something completely different.

Engineer: *Stops train at station*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Get out*
Colt: *Handing out flyers*
Nazis: *Checking passengers*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking towards Nazis*
Captain Muntz: *Sees Bartholomew, and Jade*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Captain Muntz, then tries to hide her face*
Captain Muntz: *Continues looking at Bartholomew, and Jade* Perfect.
Sacred Symphony: *Jumps on Captain Muntz*
Captain Muntz: Hey!
Sacred Symphony: *Grabs Captain's pistol, and shoots Captain Muntz*
Mare: AAH!!
Nazis: *Going towards Sacred Symphony*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Leave station*
Sacred Symphony: *Running away*
Nazi: *Shoots Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Walks off platform, and falls on train tracks*

Sacred Symphony sacrificed her life to let Bartholomew, and Jade get out of the station.

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were Du going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were Du to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have Du done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did Du do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is my uniform. I dyed it with some blue ink after getting shot down.
Corporal Hothead: Don't Du realize that spies are getting shot?
Gordon: I was just trying to escape from a prison camp. You'd do the same if Du were locked up for three years!
Queen Chrysalis: Just to see your wife, and family?
Gordon: Du obviously have the wrong pony, I'm not even married.
Queen Chrysalis: Okay, get him to the others.
Corporal Hothead: *Puts Gordon in room*
Gordon: *Sees other prisoners* Hello Shining Armor.
Shining Armor: Hi Gordon.
Gordon: It's nice to see Du all again.
Shining Armor: I wish I could say the same for you.

As Gordon got locked up, Shredder, and Brewster got to an airport owned Von Nazi Forces.

Shredder: There's a fighter out there that I can fly.
Brewster: What about the guards?
Shredder: Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. *Runs toward guard*
Griffon 4: *Aims rifle*
Shredder: *Trips guard, and breaks it neck*
Brewster: *Walks up*
Shredder: *Drags guard into hangar* Okay, now follow me. *walks to fighter*
Brewster: *Following Shredder*
Shredder: Brewster *Holding key* When I say go, crank this clockwise. When the engine starts, don't Bewegen oder you'll get a mouth full of propeller.
Brewster: *Puts key in plane engine*
Shredder: Ready?
Brewster: Yes.
Shredder: *Hitting buttons* Go.
Brewster: *Turning key clockwise*

The noise of the engine caught the attention of two soldiers in the control tower.

Shredder: *Starts plane*
Brewster: *Takes key out plane*
Shredder: *Helps Brewster get in plane*
Nazi 8: *Talking on phone*
Shredder: *Takes off*

Soon, they went up, and into the air.

Shredder: Weiter stop, Switzerland.
Brewster: *Smiles*

I got out of my disguise, and continued riding my motorcycle towards Switzerland.

Sean: *Stops near checkpoint, then looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Getting close*
Sean: *Looks at checkpoint*
Nazis: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Rides away from checkpoint*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns right*
Nazi Bikers: *Follow Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on grass*

Shredder, and Bartholomew were having an easier time getting to Switzerland.

Shredder: *sees alps* The Alps.
Brewster: Splendid.
Shredder: *Flying past castle* Another twenty four miles, and we'll make it.

oder so it seemed. They were getting closer, when the airplane started to act strange.

Shredder: *Losing altitude, and hits a few buttons*
Brewster: What is it, petrol?
Shredder: I don't know! Fuel seems okay, but we're losing power! *Crashes into tree*
Brewster: *Sees fire*
Shredder: *Pushes Brewster out plane* Go that way *Points to road* I'll follow you.
Brewster: *Walking towards road*
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Brewster: *sees car*
Nazi: *Grabs sniper rifle*
Brewster: *Very sad* Shredder?
Sniper: *Shoots Brewster*
Shredder: Brewster?! *Runs to Brewster*
Nazis: *Pointing Pistolen at Shredder*
Shredder: *Crying* DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT!! I surrender! *Leans down* Brewster? I'm sorry buddy, I fouled things up.
Brewster: That's okay. Thank Du for getting me... Out. *dies*
Shredder: Why?

Okay, after that dramatic death scene...

Sean: *Riding up grassy hill*

I Lost the guys on the bike, but there was another problem in my path.

Sean: *Sees two fences*

One was shorter then the other.

Sean: *Looks right*
Nazis: *Arrive in truck*
Sean: *Looks behind him*
Nazi Bikers: *Catching up*
Sean: *goes left*
Fifty Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around, then catches air from riding up a small hill*

I landed between the two fences.

Nazis: *Running towards Sean*
Sean: *Turns around*
Nazi Biker: *Shoots bike*
Sean: *Falls off, and lands in wires*
Nazis: *Pointing Pistolen at Sean*
Sean: *Bleeding*
Nazi 798: aufstehen Verlierer.
Sean: *Slowly standing up, his left arm hurts*
Nazi 798: nennen?
Sean: *Shows major badge, then sticks right arm in air* Heil Robotnik.

At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The pony that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant.

Sigmund: *Sees French Stallion hiding behind counter, so he does the same*
pony Driver: *stops car*
Zufällig Pony: *Shoots Nazis with machine gun*
pony Driver: *Drives off*
French Stallion: Magnifique. *drinking champagne*
Sigmund: Resistance?
French Stallion: Oui.
Sigmund: Oh good. Je suis un priso-
French Stallion: Du are an Equestrian, I understand your language.
Sigmund: I'm Austrian.
French Stallion: Oh.
Sigmund: Now listen, I am an agent for M.I.3, I just escaped a Prisoner Of War camp. I'm trying to make my way into Russia. Do Du understand?
French Stallion: Yes?
Sigmund: Then can Du help me?

Sirens can be heard in the distance.

French Stallion: I know somepony who can.

Later, Bartholomew, and Jade were boarding a bus.

Nazi 52: halten Sie es.
Bartholomew & Jade: *Stop*
Bartholomew: Stimmt etwas nicht?
Nazi 52: Wir wollen einfach nur Ihre Papiere sehen.
Bartholomew: Ordnung. *Gives Nazi papers*
Jade: *Does the same*
Nazi 52: Diese sind gefälscht. Ponys töten wir mit gefälschten Papieren.
Bartholomew: *Frowns*
Nazi 52: *Laughing* Das war ein Witz. Macht ruhig weiter. *Returns papers* Auf Wiedersehen.
Bartholomew: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Auf Wiedersehen.
Jade: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Good luck.
Jade: Thanks.

Jade made her mistake.

Nazi 52: *Pulls Jade out of bus*
Bartholomew: *Runs out of bus*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Nazi 52: Halt!
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Nazi 52: Go, go!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Trying to open locked doors, then run into alleyway*
Nazis: *Running after Bartholomew & Jade*
Pony: *Loading cart*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Runs past cart*
pony on bicycle: *Gets in Bartholomew's way*
Bartholomew: *Knocks over pony on bike*
Jade: *Trips over Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Stands up, and runs*
Jade: *Runs towards door, then tries to open it*
Nazis: *Surrounding her*
Jade: *Facing Nazis, and tries to jump over them*
Nazis: *Catches Jade*
Bartholomew: *Running across rooftops, and climbs over fence*

The fence wasn't that big, and Bartholomew landed with ease. Now he just had to make sure no one caught him.

Bartholomew: *Walking down street*
Nazis in car: *Stop Von Bartholomew* genau dort zu stoppen.
Bartholomew: Was ist das überhaupt?
Nazi: Du are english.
Bartholomew: Englisch? du bist die einzige, die nur Englisch sprach.
Nazi: Wir haben ein Bild von Ihnen.
Bartholomew: Ich bin ein Wechselbalg. *Turns into changeling*
Nazi: mein Fehler. *gets back in car*
Nazi Driver: *drives away*
Bartholomew: *Runs to phone booth, and turns back to normal, then reads newspaper*
???: *Tapping on Bartholomew's shoulder*
Bartholomew: *turns around to see Discord*
Discord: Guten tag.
Bartholomew: was wollen Sie?
Discord: Your German is good. But I also hear you're french. *Grabs pistol* Your hooves, up!
Bartholomew: *Sticks his hooves up in air*

At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish Du didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three Motorräder were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling Du Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay oder a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony that's too young to be killed.
Jade: Oh don't worry, we're all over seventeen. Besides, Du did a very good job handling the situation.
Bartholomew: Well, thanks.

The road teilt, split in three ways. One truck went straight, another went left, and the last one went right.

The truck Bartholomew was in stopped in a field.

Discord: *Opens door*
Bartholomew: What's happening?
Discord: All right. Du can get out now, and stretch your legs. It will take hours before Du reach the camp.
Bartholomew & Other ponies: *Get out of truck*
Bartholomew: Du know Jade, all this has been quite interesting. With the tunnel digging, the running from enemies, and Tom, Dick, and Harry. It kept me well alive. Du know Jade-
Changeling 89: *Loading machine gun*
Bartholomew: *Sees machine gun*
Changeling 89: *Shooting Ponies*

Nearby, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis were standing on a small hill, as their bodies became silhouettes alongside the sunset.

Weiter morning at the prison camp.

Celestia: *Walks into Gilda's office*
Gilda: Eleven of your ponies are being returned today.
Celestia: Will anymore ponies arrive?
Gilda: I don't know. *Grabs paper* I regret to inform you.... That fifty of your soldiers were... Executed yesterday evening.
Celestia: How many of them were wounded?
Gilda: Here's the Liste of the dead *Gives Celestia list*
Celestia: How many of the fifty were wounded?!
Gilda: None, that I know of. Doctor Robotnik will only allow me to tell you, that fifty of your soldiers were...
Celestia: I see. *takes list*

A few Minuten later, she was Lesen the Liste outloud.

Celestia: Alicorn Amulet. Amamda Licciardi. Bankrupt Frank. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.

What about Volk, and Pablo? They weren't caught Von anyone as they rowed their boot towards the docks, and got on board a tramp steamer that was being loaded. They were going to Hawaii.

As for Sigmund, he was on his way to Russia.

French Stallion: Good luck.
Sigmund: Thanks.
French Stallion: *Walks away*
Russian Stallion: *Carrying rifle* Cэр, I am your guide.
Sigmund: And you're russian?
Russian Stallion: да.
Sigmund: Good. You, and me will get along just fine. *Pats russian stallion on the back twice, and walks to Russia*

Back at the prison camp

Shredder: *Arrives with other ponies*
Celestia: Ah, good. I'm glad to see you're all safe?
Shredder: Did anypony else arrive?
Celestia: No. You're the first ones here. Where's Brewster?
Shredder: He didn't make it. Bartholomew was right about that.
Celestia: I'm afraid Bartholomew didn't make it either.
Shredder: What?
Celestia: They just gepostet a Liste of fifty ponies that just got shot. The changelings killed them.
Prisoner 36: They killed Bartholomew, Jade, and even Sacred Symphony?
Celestia: Yes.
Shredder: Volk, and Pablo?
Celestia: No, they're not on the list. Bartholomew's idea was to get back at the enemy the hardest way possible. In my opinion, he did that.
Shredder: And Du think it was worth all the trouble he went through?
Celestia: That depends on your point of view Shredder.

Soon, a car arrived with Discord, and a few Italian Soldiers.

Discord: *Gets out of car* Achtung!
Griffons: *Saluting Discord*
Gilda: *Walks up*
Discord: She is not to be saluted. Get her out of here.
Griffons: *Put Gilda in car*
Seargent Schultz: *Stops in car*
Sean: *Steps out of Seargent's car*
Gilda: Well I see Du got a lot of scratches on you.
Sean: Yeah, I fell off a motorcycle. How many?
Gilda: Fifty.
Sean: Wow.
Gilda: It seems, that you'll be seeing the Griffon Kingdom before the war ends after all.
Discord: Get her out of here.
Italian Soldiers: *drives away*
Discord: And Du are going into the cooler.
Sean: I'm not surprised about that. *Walks to cooler*
regenbogen Dash: Hey Sean! *Throws baseball mit, and ball*
Sean: *Catches ball, and mit*
Griffon 44: *Opens door*
Sean: *Goes in cooler*
Griffon 55: *Opens cell door*
Sean: *Walks in cell*
Griffon 55: *Locks door*

This fanfiction is dedicated to the fifty that have been killed.

The End.
posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he sagte "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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Du died…. What else do Du want. Du just died… Okay, fine. Du then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, Du came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And Du said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And Du just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. Du got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated Du from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When Du been a "stripper" as long as I have Du know when Du met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out Von Schauspielen like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: Von Morgan, hope Du never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a oben, nach oben hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say Sekunde verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts Schauspielen weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Now, I Liebe Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, oder God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the Weiter life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got Du out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't Du warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I Liebe Resident Evil. I Liebe them almost all of them. I Liebe the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with Du all the monsters...
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Du know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a Liste of the oben, nach oben ten best. So, the rules for this Liste are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that sagte and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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 Scrappy Doo
Scrappy Doo
Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my oben, nach oben Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my oben, nach oben Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT Mehr hated characters in Cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little Anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old Fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as Du can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a Babys toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did Suchen up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town Du want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the oben, nach oben ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the oben, nach oben ten so easily. Most of my oben, nach oben ten Favorit games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the Liste and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a Mehr niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, oder Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, oder a blue little hündin who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the Debatte once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! Du wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, Du finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, Du shouldn't be tortured Von the reboot. I'm going to tell Du the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of Du know Sega? Okay, now how many of Du know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of Du actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good Frage because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
“Can Du lose your virginity if Du fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what Du learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But Von that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel oder a crying smiley face”
Oh Du innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can Du actually lose weight Von rubbing your stomach”...
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