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Sean: *Listening to the music* Hey, now we're talking.
Liam: This Musik is awesome.
Parker: I don't like it.
Hawkeye: I think it's ahead of it's time.
Parker: Oh yeah, Du live in the 50's.
Orion: *Crashes a freight train*
Snowflake: *Sighs* My brother......*Looks at the reader* Oh, hello there. Welcome to another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm your hostess tonight. We got a good lineup for you, and it goes somewhat like this.

12 PM - Now

Trainz
The Nut House

12:30 PM - Later

Revenge Of The Diesels

Snowflake: I'm sorry, we usually start at 8 tonight, but when the schedule gets too busy, we start earlier. Preferably at noon. Time to start the show.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run Von five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 23: If I Had A Job

Narrator: The Island of Errol is a wonderful place. It's been around for quite a while, and thousands of people have been buying houses to live in. I just moved onto the island, and have been living in Mossberg for three days now. Von the way, my name is Bodine. Sean Bodine, but most people call me S.B, because there is another Sean on the island. He's a train, and no, I'm not going crazy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Du see, The Island of Errol has hundreds of talking trains. There are five railroads on the island. The Eastern Pacific which is run Von Mr. Baldwin. The Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway run Von Mr. Swanson. The Hunterdon Central Railway run Von Mr. Wright. The Northern Errol Line run Von Mr. Bruce, and finally, the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway run Von Ms. Scarlett.

S.B is the narrator, and he's currently at the Eastern Pacific Roundhouse. A new engine was there named Jesse.

Stop the song

S.B: *Counting the engines in the shed* 1, 2, 3-
Jesse: What's the matter? Did Du forget how to count?
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Laughs* No, I just wanna see how many engines are here. There's you, Jerry, Carter, Sean, Jeff, Victoria, Nikki, Tabby, and Ian. That means, there are.... Okay, maybe I did forget how to count.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Never mind, there's nine of you.
Victoria: So what do Du think of the island so far Jesse?
Jesse: I like it. What do Du think about it S.B?
S.B: I don't know. I'll tell Du one thing though, Mossberg is much better then the town I previously lived in. It's got opportunities for me to get a job.
Nikki: I never thought teenagers would want to get a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: I'll admit, I don't wanna get one, but I need the money. My mom has been bothering me about it for years.
Tabby: There's lots of jobs Du can get.
Jerry: I could imagine myself having a job.
Narrator: Then Jerry started having a flashback, and imagined himself being a psychologist in Chicago.

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Jerry is making a parody of The Bob Newhart Show

Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Smiles*

Jerry The ES44AC in

The Jerry The ES44AC Show

Audience: *Laughing*
Tabby: *Smiling*

Also starring Tabby the Atlantic engine

Jerry & Tabby: *Leaving the sheds with Kenny as he eats Chinese Food*
Audience: *Laughing*

The flashback ended, and stop the song.

S.B: a psychologist in Chicago, huh?
Jerry: Is that too far away?
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: I just think that sounds familiar, like a TV Zeigen I watch. It's not new, but I like watching it.
Jeff: I thought of I job I might be able to get.
Sean: What is it?
Jeff: California Mainline Patrol.
Sean: I can imagine myself doing that. We could be partners.
Jeff: Yeah, I'd like that a lot!

Their flashback was a parody of CHiPs

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Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Jeff: *In Beige, and white paint representing the Mainline Patrol paintjob. They go 50 miles an hour, and are Weiter to each other as they pass four freight trains on other parts of the mainline*

CMaPs

California Mainline Patrol, the C is silent.

Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Jeff: *On the right side of the mainline, passing Marisa who is pulling a freight train*
Sean: *Smiling as he wears sunglasses*

Sean The F40PH

Cameraman: *Moves camera towards Jeff*

Jeff The GP9

Sean & Jeff: *Pass a freight train carrying automobiles*

Also Starring Mr. Baldwin

Sean & Jeff: *Speed up, and pass a freight train full of tank cars*

Created Von Sean Bodine

Stop the song. The flashback ended.

S.B: Strange. Very strange.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeff: What's the matter?
S.B: Your flashback also reminded me of a classic TV Zeigen I like to watch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carter: Their flashback reminded me of the job I want.
Sean: Oh yeah?
Carter: Yeah. I wanna be a police officer, and Ian is my son.
Ian: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Carter's flashback was a parody of The Andy Griffith Show.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Carter: *Going slow with Ian Von a stream*
Announcer: The Carter The SD40-2 Show. Starring Carter The SD40-2, with Ian the SD50. Also Starring, Mr. Baldwin.

The flashback ended, but not the song.

S.B: That also reminds me of a classic TV show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: Isn't there anything that doesn't remind Du of a classic TV show?
S.B: Yes, but let's talk about that later. I need to go. *Leaves, and talks to himself* What are those shows? I can't remember them.
Sean: Remember, if Du can't remember anything, eat cake. It goes great for every occasion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sean was right. Cake does go great for every occasion, and thankfully my mom made a cheesecake. As for the TV shows, I found out what they were. Me, and all of the engines had a good laugh about it, and sometimes watch a few episodes when we're not too busy.

Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link

Characters used for episode

Carter
Jerry
Sean
Jeff
Marisa
Ian
Kenny
Nikki
Victoria
Tabby
Jesse
Sean Bodine AKA S.B.

Songs used for episode

Cannonball Von Duane Eddy
The Bob Newhart Zeigen Theme song Von Patrick Williams
CHiPs theme Von John Parker and Alan Silvestri
The Andy Griffith Zeigen theme Von Earle Hagen

The End

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Snowflake: I didn't know trains could do that, but let's see what's going on at The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his Essen to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the tabelle with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the küche and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen, and knocks on the door*
Liam: Then he'll shout.
David: *Comes out to see Parker*
Parker: Where's my burger and fries?!
David: Parker, it's almost done. Go back to your table, and be patient. Please.
Kevin: *Chuckles*
Liam: When will he learn?
Kevin: I don't think he ever will.

Parker saw the two shapes smiling, and decided to walk towards them.

Parker: Du think this is funny. Don't you?
Kevin: Who, us?
Liam: What are Du even talking about?
Parker: Du saw what happened to me!
Kevin: It's impossible not to.
Liam: You're screaming for attention making a lot of noise like that.
Parker: Du think I'm an idiot. Don't you?
Kevin: I wouldn't put it that way.
Liam: You're being too hard on yourself Parker.
Parker: Du do think I'm an idiot!!
Kevin: No.
Liam: We don't.

A new shape walked in, banging the door in the process. His name was Mack, and this is his picture: link

Mack: I'm an idiot!!!
Parker: Hm. *Walks away* That gives me an idea.
Mack: *Walking backwards as he closes the door*
Liam: Do Du think what I'm thinking?
Kevin: I don't know.

Parker was pacing the floor in his bedroom. Thinking of a way to get back at Kevin, and Liam. He wanted to Zeigen those two that he was not an idiot.

Parker: Those two think I'm an idiot, but they won't anymore. I just need to convince them that the purple dreieck I saw yesterday is the idiot, and not me. The Frage is, how do I do it?

His first attempt at finding Mack, the purple triangle, was putting up missing posters. However, there was no picture of Mack on the poster, and no reward was being offered.

Yellow Square: A missing shape, huh?
orange Circle: It says it's a purple triangle.
Yellow Square: If found, call Parker at 908-385-4847.
orange Circle: oder go to his house on 4th street.
Yellow Square: This is probably just a prank. There's not even a picture, oder a reward.
Mack: *Pops up behind them* A reward? Where?! I Liebe rewards. I hope I can get some stickers!
Yellow Square: I think we found him.
Mack: *Walks away*
orange Square: He's heading for 4th straße anyway. Perhaps he'll find his way home.

Attempt number 2

Parker: *Ties a rope to a tree. The other end is in a circle, placed on the sidewalk* I'll find that triangle. Even if I have to wait for Mehr than 24 hours.

48 hours later.

Parker: *Sleeping as he holds the rope*

Two shapes in police uniforms stopped in front of Parker.

Officer 90: Wake up son.
Parker: *Opens his eyes, and looks at the two cops in front of him*
Officer 52: Are Du trying to mug someone?
Parker: What? How did Du know that?
Officer 90: Your trap.
Officer 52: If Du can call it that.
Officer 90: How long have Du been here?
Parker: 48 hours?
Officer 52: Du better come with us.

And as Parker was taken away, Mack was walking nearby.

Later at The Nut House.

Mr. Nut: Where's Parker?
Liam: He hasn't been here since the last time we saw him.
Kevin: Which was three days ago. I think he's trying to play a prank on another customer.
Mr. Nut: Explain.
Kevin: Parker was going through his usual routine of being impatient while waiting for his food.
Liam: We thought it was hilarious because of his anger.
Kevin: But Parker thinks we're insulting his intelligence.
Mr. Nut: And you're not?
Liam: No. I told Du we're insulting him because of his anger issues.
Kevin: He still thinks that we think he's an idiot. So I think he's trying to get a purple dreieck to help him with something. What it is, we haven't figured out yet.
Mr. Nut: Maybe if Du see those two again, I think Du will. *Walks away*

State Police Barracks, just outside of town.

Officer 52: Who was it that Du were trying to trap with that rope?
Parker: *Speaking, while looking like a robot* None of your business.
Officer 90: Speak normally.
Officer 52: We found one of these. *Holding a wanted poster for Mack* Even without the picture, I know who you're trying to get. There's only one purple dreieck in Frenchtown. I see him many times. Is that who Du were trying to get?
Parker: *Speaking, while looking like a robot* None of your business.
Officer 90: Speak normally!
Officer 52: Du may not want to cooperate, but we already know who you're trying to get. Tell us why.
Parker: *Speaking, while looking like a robot* None of your business!
Officer 90: SPEAK, NORMALLY!!
Officer 52: Forget it. Lock him up for 24 hours. If he doesn't want to talk, let him stay quiet.

Parker was locked up in a jail cell. All he did during the 24 hours was stand behind the bars, doing nothing.

Back at The Nut House.

Mack: *Walks in, and sits down at a table. He holds his menu upside down*
Liam: There's the triangle.
Kevin: Let's get him to Mitmachen us.
Mack: *Enjoying the upside down menu* Hmm, the sgodtoh looks good.
Kevin: Those are hot dogs. *Sits down with Liam*
Liam: And we are friends.
Mack: Oh. This is so exciting! I never had Friends before!
Kevin: Never?
Mack: Not until now.
Liam: We're pleased to be the first.
Kevin: Do Du know anyone Von the name of Parker?
Mack: Who's that?
Liam: A red square. He's trying to make fun of you, because he thinks you're an idiot.
Mack: But I am an idiot. I like it.
Liam: Du do?
Mack: Yes.
Kevin: Okay.

24 hours later.

Parker: *Standing behind the bars in his cell*

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Officer 90: *Opens the cell door* Du don't have to stand around here anymore.
Parker: *Leans forward, and falls down*
Officer 52: Let's give him a ride home.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one Mehr minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See Du later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground Weiter to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head Von her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front Von his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit Von her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit Von his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, oder beaten up Von floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from July 19, 2017

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Snowflake: I really hate Parker now after what he tried to do. Anyways, we will return at 12:30 with another story featuring talking trains called Revenge Of The Diesels. Don't miss out.
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Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? Du mean that creepy old guy?
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