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Du know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, oder at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a Jahr ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when Du put the two together, what do Du get? Resident Evil: Dark Chronicles… But I never played that one, so Umbrella Chronicles it is.



Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles lets Du play through the stories of Resident Evil Zero, Resident Evil 1, and Resident Evil 3, as well as having a few added campaigns. The story for these games are as barebones as they can get. They only have the major points added into it, and skip all the unnecessary stuff…. But that also means ignoring Barry so fuck this game! But seriously though, I don’t think people ever really cared about the Resident Evil story, and I doubt Umbrella Chronicles would help with that fact. But Du know what is pretty good. Getting to see the side of Wesker and his involvement with these games. Yeah, like I said, there are some bonus games here, but we’ll get to them later. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles is a rail shooter that does the job of the shooter games. Du start out with a handgun, and despite having unlimited ammo for it, it is the weakest weapon in the entire game, but can be useful if Du know what Du are doing. Along the way, Du will be able to pick up Mehr weapons, from shotguns to machine Pistolen to rocket launchers. Du can use grenades, but those are best saved for bosses, and the messer is only good when enemies are jumping at you, like leeches oder crows. The enemies are the same ones you’ve met before in classic Resident Evil games. There’s the classic zombies, but also the zombie dogs, Hunters, Lickers, Nemesi, Crimson Heads, those stupid monkeys that were dumb in Zero and are still dumb here, and Leeches. Du can unload an entire clip into the enemies, but if Du aim carefully, Du can get a critical hit and kill them in one hit, which helps with the points later on. Now, I was playing the Wii version of this game, so I found it to be pretty nerve wracking but a good idea to use motion controls. People will always talk about the bad of motion controls, and while I agree there is Mehr bad than good, it works here. You’re fighting monstrous enemies, Du have a few bullets, Du don’t want to waste them, but you're nervous (Or your hand is getting tired of holding up the Wii remote). But there’s no need to worry, since Du are allowed to destroy the entire area around Du and find Umbrella files for Mehr points. I just ended up destroying the entire place with my gun, while also lowering the property of the Spencer Mansion Mehr than it already was.



Now, as far as horror in this game goes, that really depends on how much your nerves can handle. If Du are able to get through the game and treat it as an action game, than I assure Du that Du won’t be scared. The only times I can think of when I was freaking out was during one of Rebecca’s missions, mainly because I made a dumb mistake and was low on health and had to fend off enemies before they hit me once, and the other time was one of the last missions in the game because enemies were constantly rushing me in packs and they just wouldn’t end. But it does have it’s fair share of creepy moments, like when Du play though the stück, hunk level and hear the many different radio broadcasts around Raccoon City. That is some genuinely disturbing stuff right there and I Liebe it. But that is as far as the cares for this game go. The rest is wander around the level and kill enemies. It’s fun, but nothing too scary. But if we want to talk about easy, let’s talk about the bosses in this game. Some can range from being pretty good to pathetically easy to why did they make this?. The bat boss in the Resident Evil Zero story is so pathetically easy, I just held down the attack button until I won. The fight with the two B.O.W.s in Wesker’s story was a lot of fun though, but that may be just because of Wesker jumping around the area. It was pretty funny to me. Lastly, there’s the final boss of the game… And this is where the game starts to kill itself. This boss is terrible. Same easy to spot attacks until he throws a hissy fit and bombards Du with attacks. If Du don’t have something like a rocket launcher oder at least a health spray, Du will die to this part, because he throws way too much shit at Du for Du to get it without at least taking a hit. Aside from that one boss, everything else about the game is just fine.



The game manages to have a lot of other characters stories to play through, and not just through the main one’s we’ve all played through before, like seeing Wesker escape the mansion and his involvement with Resident Evil Zero oder seeing how Rebecca ends up meeting Chris oder how Ada escaped Raccoon City after Resident Evil 2 (There’s no Resident Evil 2 in this game aside from this, maybe, and that’s as far as it goes). If Du ever wanted to see Wesker take on Lisa Trevor as the Spencer Mansion is about to blow up, then this game is just full of them. Du also may want to try and get the S rank in some levels, as not only do Du get the satisfaction of getting a perfect run on the level, but Du also get to unlock other powerful weapons and Du get to try out other levels this way. It adds a ton to this game that Du wouldn’t see in anything else. And if none of these sell you, than only one other thing can. Two player mode. Two player mode is a dying breed in the world of cooperative gameplay. It was big in the early 2000s, but with the rise of online gaming, people have stopped playing games with their Friends on the couch and have gone on to play games with strangers. I don’t hate online gaming, but I much prefer on the couch co-op. And Umbrella Chronicles has just what Du need. Now Du can destroy Mehr of Raccoon City than the zombies and B.O.W.s could ever hope to do with just a puny handgun. It really adds Mehr of a style to this game if Du ask me, and I think that, for Resident Evil fans, oder Fans of classic on rail shooters of the arcade era, that this is a game that Du should get. It’s for both Wii and Playstation 3, and easily a worthwhile game.



Umbrella Chronicles may not be as good of a purchase as buying Zero oder Remake oder even the original 3 despite finally getting some damn good FMV from this game that the original 3 could never deliver, but I’d say that this game manages to be fun in it’s own rights, while also answering a few Fragen about Resident Evil. “But Nik, didn’t Du say that no one cares about the story of Resident Evil?” Yes, but it’s dumb enough for some people to be interested. Shut up! If Du want a game that is fun oder if Du just want something to pass the time while Du wait for something else, than this is for you. But I’d say it’s worth Mehr than just a few Minuten of gameplay, especially if Du have Friends over. Take notes, Dead Weltraum 3. This is how Du do co-op. But in your case, don’t do co-op. Take care.

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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed Von the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror Filme before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror Filme of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are Du excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Friends heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time Vor back in the Jahr 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games Du can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, Du may just strike Gold at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have Du ever wanted to yell at people older than Du Von calling them little faggots? Well, now Du can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if Du buy the DLC, Du get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO Du CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run Von assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it Du would never be able to find it unless Du went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with Du over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of pilz drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent schildkröte people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end Von the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the Kommentare section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope Du enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the Jahr 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even Mehr powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if Du don’t do something about it, I’ll force Du to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like Du can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about apfel, apple pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. Du and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as Du don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have Du ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who sagte that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The Weiter day, John was...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found Von Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the Jahr 1927, there is a small island town in New York named fuchs Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run Von a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran Von one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across fuchs Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic Anime the other Tag and it finally came to my head. A Frage that haunts almost EVERY single Anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many Anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES Du COULD GO TO WOULD Du PICK A CLASSROOM TO Zeigen YOUR Anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES Du COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another Tag in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I sagte to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, oder insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Filme that is hated, weather Von fans, critics, oder the world in general, but Du just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, Fans were hyped for the Weiter one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They sagte that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one oder two characters that Du can interact with. However, there are those characters that Du just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If Du like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the Liste because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when Du pick up a rupee oder are fighting enemies, she will always come and give Du Guter Rat that Du already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very Sekunde they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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