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Link: Okay, so, who is the Weiter helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the Weiter person on the Liste is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think Du should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't Du help me? I need Du to go and kill a bunch of Moblins and take there necklaces, that way, I can sell them for lots of money. Do this and I will reward Du handsomely.
Link: I like Du already. Okay, but, first, I need to see your daughter (Just think of the sex we'll have)
(A few Minuten later)
Maggie: (Deep voice) I am a beautiful woman
Link: OH GOD, I THINK I'M GAY NOW!
Maggie: Can Du help me
Link: As long as it gets me away from Du sooner
Maggie: Du see, I met this man at the Forsaken Fortress. He was a nice man named Moe. But, once I came here, I couldn't see him. Please, can Du go and talk to him.
Link: Moe, huh... Fine
(Later, at the Forsaken Fortress)
Tetra: Glad you're helping her with her Liebe problem
Link: Sure, Tetra.
(Later)
Moe: Hey..... Are you.... uh....
Link: A hero, Du dumbass
Moe: That's it.... Hey, can Du give this letter... to....... uh
Link: Maggie
Moe: That's it
Link: Well, I could, but, Du have a halskette I need
Moe: Necklace?
Link: That thing around your neck. I want it
Moe: Uh............... no
Link: Okay then
(Later)
Tetra: LINK
Link: Hey, he didn't give it to me, plus he worked for Ganondorf.
Tetra: That doesn't mean Du should kill him
Link: Oh, don't worry, Maggie won't know I killed him
Tetra: Du better have had a good reason to kill him.
Link: I did
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Maggie's Father: Here is the money I promised
Tetra: Just....... Just fuck it
TO BE CONTINUED
(NOTE: This is an old Artikel I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a Zeigen that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my Favoriten as well, so understand that before Lesen this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF Du THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were Du dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like Du don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...
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King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are Du one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give Du this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can Du hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...
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Okay, so I know that I sagte before that the Weiter review would be Night in the Woods but I feel as though this game needs to be discussed…. Boy, only the Sekunde Artikel and I’ve already lied. In-Indie has a bright future. So I bought four, debatably five, other indie games last week. And one of those indie games was the interesting YIIK: A Postmodern RPG, pronounced Y2K, for some reason. I saw the trailer and the strange visuals already had me hooked. And just when I had purchased it, I read the comments, I saw the dislike bar, and I saw how there was not a soul on this planet who liked...
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Well, this is about as niche as any game on this Liste will get. Ever since I got Phoenix Wright for my DS, I was always interested in Mehr mystery games for the handheld device, stuff like Professor Layton and Ghost Trick. But… I never got to play either of those games. But one I did get to play was one that was very unique in its style, known as Hotel Dusk: Room 215.
Hotel Dusk follows the protagonist, Kyle Hyde, an ex-detective and now salesman who visits a small hotel in Nevada known as Hotel Dusk, where room 215 is sagte to make your wishes come true. As he explore the hotel, he hopes...
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Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: Du overslept again. Were Du too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want Du to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...
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(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are Du sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are Du okay Link...
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King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only baum in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...
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Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who sagte that? Are Du a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that Du weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: Hey LISTEN Hey LISTEN
Link: oder this
Kebora Gebora: If Du are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...
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