Link: Okay, so, who is the Weiter helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the Weiter person on the Liste is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think Du should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't Du help me? I need Du to go and kill a bunch of Moblins and take there necklaces, that way, I can sell them for lots of money. Do this and I will reward Du handsomely.
Link: I like Du already. Okay, but, first, I need to see your daughter (Just think of the sex we'll have)
(A few Minuten later)
Maggie: (Deep voice) I am a beautiful woman
Link: OH GOD, I THINK I'M GAY NOW!
Maggie: Can Du help me
Link: As long as it gets me away from Du sooner
Maggie: Du see, I met this man at the Forsaken Fortress. He was a nice man named Moe. But, once I came here, I couldn't see him. Please, can Du go and talk to him.
Link: Moe, huh... Fine
(Later, at the Forsaken Fortress)
Tetra: Glad you're helping her with her Liebe problem
Link: Sure, Tetra.
(Later)
Moe: Hey..... Are you.... uh....
Link: A hero, Du dumbass
Moe: That's it.... Hey, can Du give this letter... to....... uh
Link: Maggie
Moe: That's it
Link: Well, I could, but, Du have a halskette I need
Moe: Necklace?
Link: That thing around your neck. I want it
Moe: Uh............... no
Link: Okay then
(Later)
Tetra: LINK
Link: Hey, he didn't give it to me, plus he worked for Ganondorf.
Tetra: That doesn't mean Du should kill him
Link: Oh, don't worry, Maggie won't know I killed him
Tetra: Du better have had a good reason to kill him.
Link: I did
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Maggie's Father: Here is the money I promised
Tetra: Just....... Just fuck it
TO BE CONTINUED