Hey im just going to writ this one to.(no harm done)
“Wow how long has it been sense they been gone”I asked. Edward started smiling and sagte “a month”.
“whats taking so long then I....” I was interrupted Von a knock on the door. “Were home!”
“We have good news” I started wondering what other surprises Nessie & Jacob had for me & Edward this time, they were already married .
We got up and dressed. “momma,please don't get mad but..... I'm pregnant.” “Edward hold me.” Nessie walked to me and asked “why did Du ask tell daddy to hold Du ?”Then I grabbed Jacob Von the ear with all my strength and Nessie Von the wrist. “EDWARD COME NOW!” I went pass 3 octaves.
Nessie & Jacob was screaming in pain. We went in nessies room. “Was y'all hoping for this?” I asked as calmly as possible. “yes”Nessie said. “What the hell are Du thinking!” “Who's idea was this?” “It was mine momma” Nessie said. I looked at Edward and he looked at Jacob. “Edward hold Nessie.” I pushed my shield out so Edward could see what I was about to do. He did so and told Jacob to come here. With all my might I punched Jacob. I heard Nessie crying. I knocked Jacob in unconsciousness.
“momma why?”Nessie asked. “You got pregnant on your honeymoon.” “I wasn't hoping so Nessie so Nessie....get out......GET OUT GETOUT GET OUT GET OUT!” I grabbed Jacob & kicked him out literally. I grabbed Edward in the Weiter Sekunde and went to our room and locked the door.
Hey, I'm typing away at Home while my dad takes Mom on an extensive trip to France! Jacob could hardly contain his excitement! Seriously, He's burst into a dog three times- oh, not again Jake! Four times. Anyways, whenever my parents are out, my dad posts up a Liste of rules. Here's what he wrote.
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No Friends over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on Du regularly, but call her if Du need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No Friends over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on Du regularly, but call her if Du need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
-Edward-
As I placed Renesmee's hand in Jacob's, whispered to me, "Thank you."
That took me Von surprise. As I took my sitz Weiter Bella, she whispered, too low for the surrounding humans to hear, that she was proud of me.
When it was over, I was convinced myself and Bella had had a less melodramatic ceremony than this. Then again, perhaps it had been even Mehr so.
Alice had gone over-the-top with decorations, not that Renesmee minded. She was unlike Bella in that way. When it was my turn to dance with her, she whispered, "You'll still be my dad."
Again with the dramatics.
When it was Bella's turn, she let me see her thoughts. A special gift. I enjoyed hearing her thoughts.
"This bothers Du Mehr than you're letting on, Edward. Relax, let it go. She'll be fine," Bella said.
"You know me so well," I grinned at her before Emmett claimed her and I was forced to dance with Rosalie.
As I placed Renesmee's hand in Jacob's, whispered to me, "Thank you."
That took me Von surprise. As I took my sitz Weiter Bella, she whispered, too low for the surrounding humans to hear, that she was proud of me.
When it was over, I was convinced myself and Bella had had a less melodramatic ceremony than this. Then again, perhaps it had been even Mehr so.
Alice had gone over-the-top with decorations, not that Renesmee minded. She was unlike Bella in that way. When it was my turn to dance with her, she whispered, "You'll still be my dad."
Again with the dramatics.
When it was Bella's turn, she let me see her thoughts. A special gift. I enjoyed hearing her thoughts.
"This bothers Du Mehr than you're letting on, Edward. Relax, let it go. She'll be fine," Bella said.
"You know me so well," I grinned at her before Emmett claimed her and I was forced to dance with Rosalie.
