Hey im just going to writ this one to.(no harm done)






“Wow how long has it been sense they been gone”I asked. Edward started smiling and sagte “a month”.

“whats taking so long then I....” I was interrupted Von a knock on the door. “Were home!”

“We have good news” I started wondering what other surprises Nessie & Jacob had for me & Edward this time, they were already married .

We got up and dressed. “momma,please don't get mad but..... I'm pregnant.” “Edward hold me.” Nessie walked to me and asked “why did Du ask tell daddy to hold Du ?”Then I grabbed Jacob Von the ear with all my strength and Nessie Von the wrist. “EDWARD COME NOW!” I went pass 3 octaves.

Nessie & Jacob was screaming in pain. We went in nessies room. “Was y'all hoping for this?” I asked as calmly as possible. “yes”Nessie said. “What the hell are Du thinking!” “Who's idea was this?” “It was mine momma” Nessie said. I looked at Edward and he looked at Jacob. “Edward hold Nessie.” I pushed my shield out so Edward could see what I was about to do. He did so and told Jacob to come here. With all my might I punched Jacob. I heard Nessie crying. I knocked Jacob in unconsciousness.

“momma why?”Nessie asked. “You got pregnant on your honeymoon.” “I wasn't hoping so Nessie so Nessie....get out......GET OUT GETOUT GET OUT GET OUT!” I grabbed Jacob & kicked him out literally. I grabbed Edward in the Weiter Sekunde and went to our room and locked the door.