Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
brooke POV
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid Du stinkin people!
after,like about 5 Minuten i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw Du tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!
duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had Mehr tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for Mehr info.
duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.
THE END!:D
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid Du stinkin people!
after,like about 5 Minuten i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw Du tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!
duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had Mehr tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for Mehr info.
duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.
THE END!:D
Once apon a time... a frog.. named figment... died.. after eating a baum in one bite and... choking on water...then bender stepped on it while robbing a bank... with Duncan....The human & robot managed to steal a golden staple...... and a rock.....and the rock was very epic.... cuz it was emo...but Izzy flew in(Yah, I say FLEW) and ran off with it.. but with the rocks magical powers it threw a poptart to New York and Izzy followed...Then the poptart screamed "THIS IS VI-O-LENT"!....so the the poptart kept flying in circles and...Kissed....Bella!!(my dog) but she got afraid and ran away...And Jackknife sayed "I Liebe you, mais that poped.. Then Owl City came in and sang Fireflies..While Cody Jizzed In His pants...While he ate a banana..with mustard and cheese.. then ate the poptart...with Mehr cheese... man Cody likes cheese...Screamed... THE END!
chris:okay, time for some behind drama! first, jared and izzy
both:*making out*
izzy:um,so,you..
jared:what?
izzy:oh,nothing.
courtney:hi, izzy.
izzy:courtney?
jared:courtney!
ccizzy:why was jared so happy to see courtney?hmmm..
jared:what are ou doing here/
courtney; i came back for the competion, wheres duncan?
izzy:i dont know.
courtney;okay,bye! *Leaves*
izzy;that was weird. now where were we?
jared:uh,i got to go, catch oyou later?
izzy;uh, okay. bye.
ccjared:what am i supposed to do?courtneys back,hot,and single! and im dating izzy. whos next, lindsey???????!!! what am i supposed to do?
chirs:so ,what will jared do? stay tuned to see that and some bxd drama. dont Bewegen your butt from that couch!
TO BE CONTINUED!
both:*making out*
izzy:um,so,you..
jared:what?
izzy:oh,nothing.
courtney:hi, izzy.
izzy:courtney?
jared:courtney!
ccizzy:why was jared so happy to see courtney?hmmm..
jared:what are ou doing here/
courtney; i came back for the competion, wheres duncan?
izzy:i dont know.
courtney;okay,bye! *Leaves*
izzy;that was weird. now where were we?
jared:uh,i got to go, catch oyou later?
izzy;uh, okay. bye.
ccjared:what am i supposed to do?courtneys back,hot,and single! and im dating izzy. whos next, lindsey???????!!! what am i supposed to do?
chirs:so ,what will jared do? stay tuned to see that and some bxd drama. dont Bewegen your butt from that couch!
TO BE CONTINUED!
sure what-Brittani
i was wondering if i could go out with him 2-Jacki
uh sure but what bout cody?-Brittani
i broke up with him last week-Jacki
ok well go ahead Du can datum him-Brittani
REALLY THANKS!!!-Jacki
i knew Du secretly liked him-Brittani
oh what ever-Jacki
(At Jacki and Brittani's house when Brittani was at the store)
*making out*-Jacki and Duncan
*walks in*-Brittani
OH BRITTANI IM SO SORRY-Duncan
Duncan your fine i sagte it was ok-Brittani
Really?-Duncan
yes she wants to datum Du too-Brittani
Sweet i have 2 girlfriends-Duncan
dont get to hyped if Du go to far i'll kill ya-Jacki
ok geeze, wanna make out-Duncan
sorry but the grown ups have to go to work today-Jacki
your 16?-Duncan
i know but that doesnt mean i dont have a job-Jacki
uh ok bye-Duncan
bye-Jacki
wanna make out-Duncan
sure-Brittani
*they make out*
TO BE CONTINUDE
Ok when i left,i sat under a baum and someone was coming over.
"Who's There???!!""ME,Cody."Cody sagte as he sat beside me.I quickly wrapped my arms around the other side of him as he put his hand on my shoulder."i know your in Liebe with me."He said."What makes Du think that?""Well,freinds don't usally sit like this under a tree.And i'm in Liebe with Du too.""Aw..."Andrea feel speechless as Cody leened closer.Soon,their lips were pressed together for a short moment.*Jared and Courtney walk over*"We saw that"said Jared."WHoops...??"
The Weiter day
"Dance is tonight..."said a misterious vioce said,walking behind Andrea and Courtney."WHo are you?""Duncan,and do Du two have dates?"said the punk."Yep,she's with Jared and I'm with Cody.""Well,i'd be careful with Cody,some rumers that he's cheating you.""With who?""Can't say,can only tell girls who Liebe me.""Shut up.""Shut up""Shut up,Duncan!"Andrea nad Courtney were telling him off.
TO BE CONTINUED
(sorry it was short)
"Who's There???!!""ME,Cody."Cody sagte as he sat beside me.I quickly wrapped my arms around the other side of him as he put his hand on my shoulder."i know your in Liebe with me."He said."What makes Du think that?""Well,freinds don't usally sit like this under a tree.And i'm in Liebe with Du too.""Aw..."Andrea feel speechless as Cody leened closer.Soon,their lips were pressed together for a short moment.*Jared and Courtney walk over*"We saw that"said Jared."WHoops...??"
The Weiter day
"Dance is tonight..."said a misterious vioce said,walking behind Andrea and Courtney."WHo are you?""Duncan,and do Du two have dates?"said the punk."Yep,she's with Jared and I'm with Cody.""Well,i'd be careful with Cody,some rumers that he's cheating you.""With who?""Can't say,can only tell girls who Liebe me.""Shut up.""Shut up""Shut up,Duncan!"Andrea nad Courtney were telling him off.
TO BE CONTINUED
(sorry it was short)