Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was Lesen the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both sagte trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call Du in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for Du must be from them," Jessica sagte with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do Du guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the Zeigen when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The Zeigen was on the road, like it oder not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids sagte yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they Liebe the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Dani:*is crying*
Lindsay:*goes over to Dani*Um,HI DORTHY!!!How's it goin?
Dani:*stops crying*BAD!
Lindsay:Oh Diana you'll get over it
Dani:*yells at Lindsay*IT'S DANI!!!!!
Lindsay:*looks confused*Who?
Martha Stewart:Hello everyone,today's challenge is,THE DATING GAME!!!!!
Duncan:*mutters*great.
Chase:Shut up!
Martha Stewart:The lady will be...DANI!
Dani:What?!
Martha Stewart:D.J,Blaine,and Briony,you'll be the competers!
Briony and Blaine:*high five eachother*
Devon:NO!!!!!NOT BRIONY!!!!!
Briony:Devon,it's ok!
*at the course Dani,Blaine,D.J,and Briony sit down*
Martha Stewart:Dani,ask the first question!
(part 2 coming soon!)
*Confessionals*
Zack: Um, I guess i vote off Ronny.
Briony: Bye Ronny!
Duncan: I guess, I vote off Briony? eh, i dont know why, but i hate her.
Lindsay: I vote off Duncan!
Lexxi: I uh, i dont know... *closes eyes and picks up someones name* i vote off Duncan.
Rochelle: I vote off Ronny.
Ronny: I vote off Duncan...
Bridgette: I vote off Ronny. Sorry!
Karen: i vote off Ronny...Sorry girl.
*Confessionals end*
Chris: So, this is a shocker! 1 vote for Briony!
Briony: WHAT!?!
Chris: 3 Stimmen for Duncan!
Duncan: pfft....
Chris: And with 5 votes....Its....Ronny...
Ronny: WHAT!?! VOTED OFF FIRST?!? COME ON!! UGH...
Chris: Goodbye Ronny! Du are now required to go on the Bus of Shammme!
*Ronny gets on the bus of Shame*
Chris: Stay tuned for the Weiter episode of TOTAL DRAMA THE MUSICALLLLL!
Zack: Um, I guess i vote off Ronny.
Briony: Bye Ronny!
Duncan: I guess, I vote off Briony? eh, i dont know why, but i hate her.
Lindsay: I vote off Duncan!
Lexxi: I uh, i dont know... *closes eyes and picks up someones name* i vote off Duncan.
Rochelle: I vote off Ronny.
Ronny: I vote off Duncan...
Bridgette: I vote off Ronny. Sorry!
Karen: i vote off Ronny...Sorry girl.
*Confessionals end*
Chris: So, this is a shocker! 1 vote for Briony!
Briony: WHAT!?!
Chris: 3 Stimmen for Duncan!
Duncan: pfft....
Chris: And with 5 votes....Its....Ronny...
Ronny: WHAT!?! VOTED OFF FIRST?!? COME ON!! UGH...
Chris: Goodbye Ronny! Du are now required to go on the Bus of Shammme!
*Ronny gets on the bus of Shame*
Chris: Stay tuned for the Weiter episode of TOTAL DRAMA THE MUSICALLLLL!
heu, hay babe what are Du doing asked Geoff.
nothing i see Courtney sagte Bridgette
hi courtney sagte Bridgette
hi Bridgette sagte courtney
what are Du doing asked Bridgette
im wating for duncan i need to talk to him sagte courtney
with the guys
heu, hay man sagte Trent to duncan and geoff
heu, hay they both sagte back
have Du seen gwen asked trent
no they both said
i hope dhes ok sagte duncan
me to sagte trent
duncan see courteny heu, hay princess wats up he asked
nothing can we talk alone for a minet asked courtney
yeah sagte duncan
duncan i Liebe Du so much but i am moving to New york sagte courtney
what duncan sagte all up set
i will miss Du so much why do Du need to go asked duncan
my dad got a new job there so we are moving with him sagte courtny
i have to go to class now bye duncan sagte courtney
i will miss Du so much sagte duncan
nothing i see Courtney sagte Bridgette
hi courtney sagte Bridgette
hi Bridgette sagte courtney
what are Du doing asked Bridgette
im wating for duncan i need to talk to him sagte courtney
with the guys
heu, hay man sagte Trent to duncan and geoff
heu, hay they both sagte back
have Du seen gwen asked trent
no they both said
i hope dhes ok sagte duncan
me to sagte trent
duncan see courteny heu, hay princess wats up he asked
nothing can we talk alone for a minet asked courtney
yeah sagte duncan
duncan i Liebe Du so much but i am moving to New york sagte courtney
what duncan sagte all up set
i will miss Du so much why do Du need to go asked duncan
my dad got a new job there so we are moving with him sagte courtny
i have to go to class now bye duncan sagte courtney
i will miss Du so much sagte duncan
*in time fation going past years*
Kayla:PLEASE NOT VICTORIAN!PLEASE NOT VICTORIAN!
Tammy:CALM DOWN!
Jake&lin:*make out*
*time macien lands in Victorian,London*
Doc:*opens time maciene*We are in Victorian,London,1888!
Kayla:Of cours!
Dani:Can we do whatever we want?
Doc:OFCOURS!!!!!!
Patrick:*runs away with Dani*
Gered:*fallows them*
Tammy:WOW!LOSERS!
Lin:*laughes*
Doc:BUT......Every place we go,we need to drop 1 persone every place!
Everyone:AW MAN!!!!!!!
Jack the Ripper*spies on them*
Erica:Um.....guys!*stares at jack the ripper*
Kiara:*grabs arm*C'MON MAYBE I CAN MEET SOMEONE FAMOUSE!!!!!!!!
Erica:Ok......*stares at jack the ripper*
Jack the ripper:*hides*
Doc:RUN AROUND!!!!!!!!
Everyone:*goes somewhere*
Jake:Where the hell are we?
Lin:I don't know!
*meanwhile:Jake the ripper:*pops out*
Gered:*screams like a girl*sorry,!
Jake the ripper:*kiddnapes gered*
part 3 coming soon!
Kayla:PLEASE NOT VICTORIAN!PLEASE NOT VICTORIAN!
Tammy:CALM DOWN!
Jake&lin:*make out*
*time macien lands in Victorian,London*
Doc:*opens time maciene*We are in Victorian,London,1888!
Kayla:Of cours!
Dani:Can we do whatever we want?
Doc:OFCOURS!!!!!!
Patrick:*runs away with Dani*
Gered:*fallows them*
Tammy:WOW!LOSERS!
Lin:*laughes*
Doc:BUT......Every place we go,we need to drop 1 persone every place!
Everyone:AW MAN!!!!!!!
Jack the Ripper*spies on them*
Erica:Um.....guys!*stares at jack the ripper*
Kiara:*grabs arm*C'MON MAYBE I CAN MEET SOMEONE FAMOUSE!!!!!!!!
Erica:Ok......*stares at jack the ripper*
Jack the ripper:*hides*
Doc:RUN AROUND!!!!!!!!
Everyone:*goes somewhere*
Jake:Where the hell are we?
Lin:I don't know!
*meanwhile:Jake the ripper:*pops out*
Gered:*screams like a girl*sorry,!
Jake the ripper:*kiddnapes gered*
part 3 coming soon!