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Sean is the narrator

Song: link

Sean: *Pulling a passenger train out of Mossberg Harbor*
Narrator: I finally get a chance to narrate this show. I never thought this Tag would come true.

Stop the song

Sean: *Smiles while looking up at the sky* It's a beautiful day.
Ian: *Passing Sean* No doubt about it.
Narrator: My green friend that passed Von with a freight train was heading to the harbor that I just left.
Ian: No clouds in the sky. No Mily. No Jazlin. I'm so glad those two went on vacation. Now I can actually enjoy myself without meeting any cheerful engines.
Narrator: Wow Ian. That's not cool.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: But he got the opposite of what he wanted anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Pictures of the new diesels on the Eastern Pacific can be seen below via links.

Adam: link
Rio: link
Devon: link

Adam: Hello there!
Ian: *Surprised*
Rio: We're new engines for the Eastern Pacific.
Devon: Nice to meet you.

Theme Song: link

Ian: *Looking at the reader* Someone. Please, scrap me.
Audience: *Laughing*

Intro

Sean: *Double heading a passenger train with Jazlin*
Makenzie: *Leaving Mossberg Harbor with five freight cars*
Grayback: *Passing Brandon, watching his friend wait in a siding*
Panzer: *Passes Mossberg Depot with a short freight train*
Kenny: *Annoyed as he looks at Dragovich shouting at Josh*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*

Trainz

Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Alyssa: *Pulling two boxcars, and a coach*

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.

Andrew: *Stops at Mossberg Harbor with several flat cars*
Eddie: *Pulling boxcars*

Episode 117: Helping Out

Ian: Are we really expecting this much freight? Du have Mehr than enough power to pull 200 cars.
Adam: True, if we work together.
Rio: And if Du were to help us, we'd be able to pull 220 cars.
Devon: I'd say you're pretty powerful based off of that train you're pulling.
Ian: *Flattered* Uh, well. I have pulled many heavy trains before. However, I thank Du for your kind compliments. I'll be back. I need to refuel while waiting for my cars to be unloaded. *Moves forward*
Narrator: But Ian was in for a surprise.

Song (Start at 0:13): link

Rio: *Moving Ian's train for him*
Ian: *Spits out his diesel fuel in surprise*
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: After that, the three Rio Grande diesels had to work together in moving a heavy freight train to the Hunterdon Central interchange.
Adam: *In front with Rio*
Devon: *At the back* Ready when Du two are.
Adam: *Blows his horn*
Rio: *Ringing his bell*
Adam: *Pulling the train with the other two engines*
Ian: *Angry as he watches the two engines take off with the train*
Shayne: *Stops Weiter to Ian*
Andrew: *Behind Shayne* That was nice of them, taking our train for us.
Ian: We could have done that Von ourselves.
Shayne: Don't worry about it Ian. At least we get enough time to have a break.
Narrator: However, Ian was angry. Unlike Shayne & Andrew, he was not happy with the other engines taking his train for him.
Adam: *Passing Cadillac Station with his train*
Austin: *Watching the three diesels Bewegen the train together* Whoa.
Victoria: *Watching the three engines*
Adam: Hello.
Rio: Hi there.
Victoria: *Watching the engines with a smile*
Narrator: They tackled the hügel with ease, and made it to the Hunterdon Central interchange on time.

Stop the song.

Eddie: Nice to meet Du two.
Adam: There's another engine in the back.
Rio: His name is Devon.
Devon: *Stops Weiter to Adam* And here I am.
Eddie: Nice to meet Du as well Devon. Du three must be making a lot of friends.
Rio: We sure are.
Devon: We're enjoying the Eastern Pacific.

Later on at the roundhouse.

S.B: *On his phone looking at Instagram* Listen to this everyone. Mily & Jazlin made it safely to Jim Thorpe for their vacation.
Sean: Ah.
Austin: Good to hear.
Adam: *Backs into the roundhouse with Rio, and Devon*
S.B: Well, Du must be the new engines Mr. Baldwin ordered.
Rio: Yes we are.
Devon: And who are you?
S.B: Du may call me S.B. I don't work here, but I make frequent visits.
Sean: He's a good guy. You'll like him.
Ian: *Backing up between Adam, and Sean*
Austin: But Du won't like this green diesel.
Ian: *Looking at Austin* I heard that.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Ian: *Looks at Adam, Rio, and Devon* What are Du three doing here?
Adam: Our work is over, just like yours, and everyone else's.
Ian: Why don't Du go somewhere else? Instead of stealing my trains, and ruining my life for me, Du can go back to Mossberg Harbor, and fall into the Pacific Ocean!

Song: link

Adam: Oh.
Rio: Okay.
Devon: *Leaves with Adam, and Rio*

Stop the song

Sean: Okay Ian, what was that about?
Ian: I do not like it when someone else takes a train for me.
Austin: Why?
Ian: Because it's mine. I'm assigned to it. I should be taking it. Not a trio of diesels painted in Rio Grande colors.
Sean: Austin, help me out here.
Austin: Right.
Narrator: We both moved forward, and coupled up to Ian. Well, actually I coupled up to him. We were both up front, so it's not easy for both of us to couple up to him at the same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: What is all this?
Sean: We're taking Du to Mossberg Harbor.
Austin: Du will apologize to those three whether Du want to, oder not.
Ian: Guess I don't have a choice. *Goes with Sean, and Austin*

Mossberg Harbor.

Adam: *Looking at the Pacific Ocean, and cries*
Rio: Adam?
Adam: What if Mr. Baldwin doesn't like us either?
Devon: We haven't even met the guy.
Rio: Yeah. It's Ian who's giving us the hard time.
Adam: What did we even do to him?
Devon: I don't know.
Adam: What if nobody else likes us? *Continues to cry*
Rio: It has been hard for us to get here.
Devon: And we may have had a hard time with other railroads.
Rio: But we can get through this.
Devon: It's only one engine.
Adam: *Stops crying* I never had to deal with anyone like that in a long time. We usually transfer to other railroads because of the lack of work.
Rio: We got what we want, but one engine won't let us have it.
Devon: Let's go back and talk to Mr. Baldwin.
Austin: No need for that. *Stops with Sean, and Ian*
Sean: We brought someone over to apologize.
Ian: I'm sorry for my disrespect. Du can help out with my trains, but don't expect me to be happy about it.
Adam: Why aren't Du happy about it?
Ian: Because I'm assigned to that train for a reason. If I'm assigned to take it, I should take it.
Rio: Without help, huh?
Ian: A couple of engines are assigned to work with me from time to time, but for the most part, yes.
Devon: Ah well. At least we're Friends now.
Ian: True. Let's head back to the roundhouse.
Narrator: The six of us started to go back. Jesse and Shayne got to the roundhouse while we were still at the harbor, and Jerry was coming towards them with a freight train. All of the cars on his train were tankers carrying gasoline.
Jerry: *Goes over a switch, and heads for the yards*
Narrator: He was about to slow down, but his brakes stopped working. Then to make things worse, the switch ahead of Jerry was jammed. It was set to have him go to the roundhouse, right towards Jesse, and Shayne.
Jesse: Oh this isn't good!
Jerry: *Gets onto the turntable, then goes off the tracks, taking down part of a Wand on the roundhouse*
Narrator: Some of the gas in the tankers came out, and hit the roundhouse. One car even exploded, and the roundhouse was soon on fire. The three diesels were trapped.
Adam: *Looks at some smoke up in the sky*
Rio: Where is that coming from?
Devon: It's too much to be coming from a steam engine.
Austin: We better go see, quickly. It could be a fire.
Narrator: We wasted no time in heading towards the fire. As we got closer, we saw the roundhouse.
Jack The Truck: *Arrives with a trailer of feuer extinguishers*
Workmen: *Grabbing extinguishers*

Song (Start at 0:11): link

Narrator: We got closer, and saw the roundhouse on fire. Jesse, Jerry, and Shayne were trapped.
Adam: Those extinguishers aren't gonna get the job done.
Rio: That feuer is too big.
Devon: We need to help them. Let's go! *Goes with Rio, and Adam*
Sean: What are we waiting for? Let's help them. *Goes with Ian, and Austin*
Narrator: But when we got towards them in the yards...
Adam: Stay back.
Rio: We can handle this.
Devon: Wait Von the cranes. We'll let Du know when it's safe.
Ian: They've done this before, haven't they?
Austin: I guess they have.
Sean: Let's wait Von the cranes. *Goes with Ian, and Austin*
Narrator: The three diesels brought over the tank cars of water, and Mehr workmen arrived to use them against the fire.
Workmen: *Spraying water on the tank cars to take out their fire*
Mehr Workmen: *Spraying water on the feuer at the roundhouse*
Adam: *Looks at the workmen using extinguishers* Stop using those extinguishers. The feuer is too big for those!
Workmen: *Putting the extinguishers back in Jack's trailer*
Jack The Truck: *Watching the workmen run to Adam, Rio, and Devon*
Jerry: *Watching them run past him*
Jesse: *Watching the feuer come towards him and Shayne* I just wanted to relax. And here we are close to being set on fire!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: Those new diesels look like they know what they're doing. We'll be just fine.
Narrator: Another tank car exploded. Some debris landed on the oben, nach oben of the roundhouse.
Adam: Not good!
Rio: We were just finishing up with those tank cars too.
Devon: And the roundhouse is getting worse!
Sean: *Waiting with Ian, and Austin Von the cranes*
Austin: I really think we should help them out.
Ian: They told us to wait here.
Sean: If they needed our help Austin, they'd ask us to come over.
Ian: The workmen are with them. They know what they're doing.
Narrator: Ian was right. The workmen listened to everything Adam, Rio, and Devon told them.
Workmen: *Spraying the feuer on the oben, nach oben of the roundhouse*
Shayne: *Watching water come from the roof* I guess it's a good thing we're over here, and not there.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Jesse: *Watching debris fall down Weiter to them* Whoa. You're absolutely right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Devon: Okay, the oben, nach oben of the roundhouse is good.
Workmen: *Putting out the feuer on the tank cars*
Rio: We got it. We got the tank cars!
Adam: Great work gentlemen, but it's not over yet.
Narrator: The rest of the roundhouse was still on fire.
Workmen: *Spraying water at the fire*
Jesse & Shayne: *Watching the feuer get weaker*
Workmen: Almost there.
Adam: *Watching the feuer get smaller*
Workmen: Just a few Mehr seconds.
Narrator: He got it.

Stop the song.

Narrator: After that, I brought two cranes over with Ian, and Austin. The mess was soon cleaned up.
Ian: That was great Du three. Now I really am glad to be your friends.
Adam: Du are?
Ian: Are Du kidding? I never saw anyone as Merida - Legende der Highlands as Du three before. Not in real life anyway.
Sean: Welcome to the Eastern Pacific Du three.

Song (Start at 4:31): link

Rio: We finally made it to a good railroad Du guys.
Adam: Yeah!!

The scene pauses for a few Sekunden since the ending credits are coming soon.

Devon: It's great to be here.
Sean: Good.
Austin: Very good.

The scene pauses while focusing on Austin, then everything fades to black for the end credits.

Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link

The end credits begin at Mossberg Harbor. Adam, and Rio are pulling a freight train together. Devon is pushing at the back. They pass Ian who is pulling a passenger train.

Characters featured in this episode

Sean
Ian
Adam
Rio
Devon
Shayne
Andrew
Austin
Victoria
Eddie
Jesse
Jerry
Jack The Truck
And Sean Bodine as S.B.

Songs used for episode

Superman Theme Song: John Williams
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Superman Disco Theme: The Royal Band

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 27, 2017
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At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing Musik inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course Du didn't. Du can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops Weiter to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here Von Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...
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In this selection of six episodes, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Brandon each narrate two episodes.
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Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run Von five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, panzer was gegeben the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...
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Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell Du the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought Du sagte Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are Du ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when Du are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...
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Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

Video: link

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...
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Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess Du found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave Du that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did Du end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, Du know that claw on oben, nach oben of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...
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Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my oben, nach oben speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: sagte Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled Mehr coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...
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Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little Mehr to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: Hey Mr. C? Do Du think you'll get your Gold dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...
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After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....
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I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have sagte that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank Du Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...
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Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." ente said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If Du all insist, I'll tell Du my story." sagte Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...
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Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...
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Lauren, and Cassi continued west on Amtrak's Keystone Line. Since the line was owned Von Amtrak, two ACS-64's accompanied the steam engines.

Lauren: Du were right Cassi. I'm glad I decided to let Du Mitmachen me.
Cassi: Yeah. NS won't be able to stop us, oder your friends.
Lauren: I really hope you're right.

Inside the Harrisburg train station

Buick: Do Du mind if I make a phone call?
James: Fine, but be back in five minutes.
Buick: Yes sir. *Leaves the room*
James: Anyway, thanks again for inviting us over here.
Amtrak Official: Think nothing of it.
Amtrak Official 2: We should be thanking Du for the generous...
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Jeff and Bryce had a conversation while pulling their train to St. Louis.

Jeff: Did I ever tell Du about the last time I went to St. Louis?
Bryce: I don't think I've ever been there myself. Anyways, to answer your question, no. Du never told me about the last time Du went to St. Louis.
Jeff: It was August, 2017. I was with two ES44's on loan from Union Pacific.
Bryce: What happened?
Jeff: We went to a place to grab a few drinks when this 4-8-2 pops up. They're both intoxicated, and try to fight each other to win her over. They even thought I was trying to hit on her.
Bryce: Du still dating Lauren?...
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Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see Du two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...
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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: ente Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

Song: link

Kinsey: *Falls down Weiter to Percy, and Ian* What's your Favorit idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do Du get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when Du look at this orange, tell me please, what do Du see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what Du mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...
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Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. Du will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...
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The Weiter day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If Du just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but Du have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All Du had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...
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Edward passed ente on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See Du later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize Du in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...
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