I Liebe MY DAD SOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH.
He makes these blacklight poster displays that have little inscent burners, here's a link to a picture: link
Well, he made me one with a Dragon Ball Z poster, and he lined the shelves with Goku and Vegeta action figures! He even let me pick the inscent burner and everything ;w; I like the poster a lot. Trunks is in the middle, and he knows that my Favorit character is Trunks ;w; <3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So Mcdonalds has Smurf toys now.
Apparently the number one objective in my household at the moment is collecting all 16 toys.
Not for me, no. They're for my father.
His words were: "JENINE. Screw your double fisch fellets, from now on, you're getting nothing but happymeals. And I don't want to hear about any of that "Mighty Kids Meal" shit. You're getting the ones with the toys. I AM GETTING THOSE SMURFS."
So now whenever I go to mcdonalds, I have to ask "Do Du Von any chance have Smurfette?"
._. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I like your banner~! ^-^
I think it's cuuute. :3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

On one of the last days of school, in 6th Stunde history class, Mr. Sanders was giving a speech on the Civil war. Before the glocke rang, we heard a car alarm go off. Mr. Sanders didn't hear it until Kyra sagte "Mr. Sanders, that sounds like your truck..."
Mr. Sanders stopped and asked her "What?" and she sagte "Yo truck."
Mr. Sanders looked out the window than yelled "David, throw me mah keys! D:" and then ran out of the mobile yelling "THAT'S MAH TRUCK! STAY AWAY FROM MAH TRUCK! D:<" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Fuck it, I'm done making Paint.net banners.
They're a pain in the arsch .w.
Here come the ms paint banners 83 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du know what?
Whenever I'm Lesen a fear straße book, there is at least ONE character in the book who, when I picture them in my head, looks exactly like a certain Anime character.
Like when I read Trapped, I saw Elaine as Akane Tendo from Ranma 1/2. And when I read Secret Admirer, I saw Katy as Ikue Ogawa from Girl's High.
And for some reason when I read The Babysitter, I kept seeing Donny as Honey from OHSHC ._. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Well JG, Du must have done something right .w. I can now watch Toradora! on YouTube lol. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Math class XD

Mrs. Miller: "So, say that they were putting an advertisement for Lip Smackers Lip Gloss in a magazine. Tell me, why would they put sagte advertisement in American Girl magazine, as apposed to, say, Sports Illustrated?"

Tylei: *raises hand* "Well, what self-respected man would want to wear lip gloss in public? :I Really, they can do it at Home with the blinds closed all they want, but it's about Wird angezeigt it to the world, yes?"

Mrs. Miller: ._. "MOOOVING ON--" gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So, it was a reward Tag today, meaning that I got to skip 6th Stunde history class to go to the gym and do nothing C:
I got pizza, slushies, popcorn, and got my hands drawn on. And then me and Rhyinan had the pleasure of watching over 100 students and some very weird teachers do the Cupid Shuffle in the middle of the gym, and then flail their arms around to the 'Barney' song soon after, while the vice-principle danced around the gym with a trash can on wheels.
My school is so weird .u.
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I made a new banner because the old one is.. old C:
Like it?
Hate it?
Meh?
Wanna.. eat it? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Just a few moments ago, my mother came into my room and insisted that I give her a hug. I gave her a hug, but apparently it wasn't "good enough".

My mom: Du give me hug .3.
Me: I'm hugging Du -.-
My mom: TIGHTER.
Me: Why? ;-;
My mom: C'MON! REAL HUG!
Me: THIS IS A HUG, DAMNIT!
My mom: *Starts shaking* C'mon! Make mah gelee shake!
Me: ._. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

*Drawing picture notes in groups of four in 6th Stunde history class*

Ty Leah: I like drawing white people because they don't have to be colored in C:
Everyone else in the group: *stares*
Ty Leah: Oh, sorry, Kayla :C
Kayla: ..What about Jenine?
Ty Leah: *Looks at me* She's pink.
Kayla: ..and I'm not?
Ty Leah: Kayla, I'm sorry, but you're as pale as a fucking snow man.
Kayla: .. D:

And that was how my Tag ended -w- gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

So, I've realised that I haven't written a word on your spot's wall, yet D:
So, I will, now :D
Epic banner, although in my opinion, it needs Mehr noco >3
Nooccooo~<3
And, also, I never got Du anything for being my epic munchkin buddy for Valentines day.. but Du drew me a noco picture.. which was epic Von the way..
Gah, I'm a horrible person! ;-; gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I GREW AN INCH. HOLY SHIT.
I'm not a midget. Yush.
I also Lost 15 pounds ._. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Oh my god. So I just found out, today, that adults that are 4'9 oder under are considered midgets.
I'm 4'9 and I haven't grown in 3 years.
I don't wanna be a midget! D: gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Hurrah for the new [shitty] banner! 83 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Science class is awesome xD

Mr Lunneman: For extra credit, I want Du to look up pictures of atoms and bring them here tomorrow morning.
David: Du want us to bring pictures of Mrs. Adams to you? O_o

Mr Lunneman: Your Weiter assignment begins on textbook page 666.
Class: D: gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

This club is beast ♥ [: gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

My New Years resolution from last year;
Get those damned munchkins out of my closet.
Did I go through with it?
Hell no.
When Du open that door, there's hundreds of little hands, all bitch-slapping Du at once.
I think the last time I opened the door, I saw one balanced on the hangers with a machine gun at hand.

I think I need a flame-thrower oder something. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Me: *Laying on the couch being all sickly and whatnot*
Arianna and Julie: *rush into my house*
Me: WTF, guys? There's a doorbell, Du know.
Julie: I've known Du forever, Geeny-bug, I can let myself in.
Me: Geeny-bug? -.-'
Arianna: Yush Du are Geeny-bug, She is Julie-bug, and I am Arianna-Boo.
Julie: *sees my pillow-pet* OMGPILLOWPET.
Arianna: Cute stuffed animals! >w< Ew.. This thing is ugly *picks up my Death the Kid Plushie*
Me: DON'T INSULT KID-KUN! GTFO! *Slams door on their asses* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Wow, I can't believe ya finally changed the Icon on your spot(Didn't wanna sound mean, but if I did, then I apologize :<). It does look nice though. Do Du know what Zeigen it's from? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

I just got back from the school talent show.
Fat male teachers in their mid-fifties dancing around in hula skirts.
My EYEES.
Not to mention three [All male] 8th graders dressed up as Barbie, Ken, and Friends Singen "Barbie girl" Von aqua ._.
What the hell is wrong with my school...? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Lol, I checked my grades in tech. class today.
I have an A+ in language arts, a B in science, an A in math, a B in literature, an A- in History, and a C- in tech class.
*Deidrenel sees my grades*
Deidrenel: I think Du should check your grades in a class where Du have a higher grade.. :3
Me: I don't care 83 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

LOL@ our restaurant day.
Mother: Y'know that one lady i used to work with, Patt?
Dad: Yeah.. why?
Mother: One day, we got drunk, and she invited us to--
Grandmother: SHHHHH! *points to me*
Mother: Invited us to.. Du know..
Me: Mother, I'm old enough to know what a threesome is.
Grandmother: ...WTF HAVE Du BEEN TEACHING HER?
*Everyone in the restaurant stares* gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

100 FANS! :3 gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Holy shiz, I have a wall, now? Sweet -ω- gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

What does IOSYS stand for? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr