sonic the hedgehog... comic??

Me, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Cream, and Sexy The Hedgehog were challenged to a race Von Eggman. He had to get last place, oder else he would take control of the track, and turn it into a training ground for his soldiers to practice driving military vehicles.

Sonic: Are Du guys ready?
Sean: Yes.
Tails: Yeah.
Cream: Are Du set Cheese?
Cheese: *Sitting Weiter to Cream in a car seat* Chao!
Eggman: Let's go! *Drives his car*

He got in first place, but we weren't gonna let him win.

Sean: *Passing Eggman*
Eggman: Ah!
Tails: *Passes Eggman*
Eggman: Damnt!
Sonic: *About to pass Eggman*
Eggman: No Mehr people will pass...

The race ended. Me, and Cream tied in first.

Sexy: If Du didn't block me off that turn, I would've won.
Sean: Sorry.
Eggman: *Arrives in his car* Hello my friends.
Sonic: Friends? He must have his vocabulary messed up.
Eggman: I saw that Du were racing, and I simply could not stay away.
Sonic: Why?
Eggman: Because I have plans to take over this racetrack, and make it a training ground for my soldiers to practice driving military vehicles.
Tails: Unless they're vehicles that can fly of course.
Eggman: Yes, that too. However, I won't do that if Du beat me. All of Du must beat me however. If...