Twilight in a Nutshell (If you're a Twihard with no sense of humor, DON'T WATCH!)

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Du HAVE BEEN WARNED, Twihards! Don't come crying to me if Du get all offended 'cause it'll be your own bloody fault. (The rest of you, enjoy!) =D

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Ovybo Did it again Dearheart!

Mallory101 Awesome!!

stephmfan215 wow u suck

Dearheart Thanks guys, lol. And stephmfan215, as stated, I DID warn you. =)

Twilightzook Ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaa! Funny!

ihavOTD That wasn't funny. And not just cuz I am a Twihard-Twilighter, becuz it was just plain DUMB. Thats not even what happens... Stupid I rate it w/ a big fat ZER0. I am sad that I wasted my precious time in life to watch THAT. Wow...

katiecain I don't really understand the first or last part, but the Breaking Free part was HILARIOUS!

Storystuff Nice voice acting on the females.

velvet_fox LOL I love this even more know it has voices and music!! And btw using HSM music was genius! XD

Lolly4me2 I saw that comic on photobucket, and thought it was really funny. adding the voices and music was awesome. great job.

Lolly4me2 omg you "Twihards" HAVE to go to google and search "Twatlight". there will be a video there. your gonna fricken pee your pants laughing.

j1edwardcullen7 I am a Twilight fan, and I DO laugh at the parodies, but I didn't like that one. It was boring. I like the live ones where they use the movie, and replace the script like... James: "You brought a snack..." Edward: "No, Bella brought a granola bar, and what the heck do YOU care; you're a vampire, you can't eat!" or Bella: "How old are you?" Edward: "One hundred and seven" Bella: "Ew! I can't believe I drempt of kissing you!"

Saint_and_Fang Nice. The frolicing part was the best.

isabell118 let us frolic!

twilight0girl wow,im a big twilighter.but this was funny :)

Free_Spirit are you kidding people that was funny. people who don't get it it saying that Bella is up herself, that edward lacks emotion and that they fall in love to quickly. That was the best Dear Heart lol he he Lets frolic ti hi

jefferyw52 twilight this twilight that shut the hell up you stalker

blaise_jez i don't know whether to laugh or hide under my bed with a chainsaw

Friendly_Girl lol I AM a Twilight fan but I really liked that one :)

sevendeadlysins You can never go wrong with Twilight parodies! Heh, your voices were perfect. Nice!

twihard865 so dumb ps. im gunna kill u

3nala I am a twihard, and I do like spoofs and stuff, but only if they're funny, like the ones j1edwardcullen7 pointed out. Not stupid parodies like this crap. Bella is supposed to represent the normal teen girl and Edward is supposed to represent every girl's dream, and Jacob is suposed to be the jealous friend. To sum it up, Stephanie Meyer was just adding spark to a normal teen girl's life...

BookWord123 I love Twilight but... lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol That was sooo funny! =D

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Sickened Von Sexual Violence

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As I write this, I feel deep disgust, sadness, and anger churning in the pit of my stomach. What had set off these emotions is what I saw: a gang rape scene.

It was on a TV show, so I know that it was just acting, but still, to see such a filthy act was so upsetting. I mean there she was, held down against her will as a group of men just attacked her, laughing with contempt as the victim screamed for help (how could filthy Tiere enjoy making an innocent person suffer like that so much?) I felt so disturbed at seeing that because even though it was acting, I still wanted to scream, cry,...

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i had a big fight

posted by shun4ever

DAD COMES Home DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE couch CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
Jesus ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT Weiter TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

Du READ THIS BECAUSE IT sagte FIGHT,
BUT WOULD Du HAVE
READ IT IF IT sagte Jesus STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

Du NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF Du DENY
Jesus IN FRONT OF UR Friends HE WILL DENY YOU
IN FRONT OF HIS FATHER