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posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one Du may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, Von today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. Zitate from my Favorit show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know Du could play Twister all Von yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know Du could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: Du spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he oder she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Du can see that Du di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: Du spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Du know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Liebe AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Du stay since Du live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO Du wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater Fan then Du might not wanna read this but if Du do and it affends Du then leave a Kommentar and i can tell Du in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned Du so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and wiege it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. wiege in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first Artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 Jahr old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Du met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Du don't hit when Du don't get what Du want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's Mehr but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Du think in Kommentare please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that Du can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can datum Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do Du realize how crazy and gross a lot of Fans are???? Here is a gross Artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached Von “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an E-Mail to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new Favorit song, just so Du know. omg ;i wrote Mehr in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, eichhörnchen clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I Liebe Du (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by Milorox18

21 Ways to Say I Liebe You

♥

1. Call her the Weiter day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that Du can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

♥

5. Call her just to say Du were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy bär and chicken suppe when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

♥

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her Blumen for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. KISS her in the middle...

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My REALLY Zufällig Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do Du like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do Du like ponies?

User: Yes. But, Einhörner are better.

Cleverbot: Einhörner aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE Du SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: Du sagte Einhörner aren't real. :( I thought Du were my friend....

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Blue Hintergrund

added by 3xZ

Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Elijah Jones - New Album?, Everything Du need to know.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue

The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the Jahr 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" Von Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much Von which he hasn't hardly sagte anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether oder not his Weiter supposedly album will spark the...

Boobmania

added by GDragon612

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40 Laws every girl should know about boys

posted by RipDudeHugh

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: stechpalme, holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can Liebe any boy, as every boy can Liebe reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped oder broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...

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Mana-Sama

added by 8theGreat

Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Weihnachten

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a tabelle in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Weihnachten was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If Du haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time Du begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare krähe spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This movie series has been Mehr oder less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider pony video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elefant of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nick as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not sure...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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Why Queen Heenim is a Wonderful Friend

posted by mrcodegeass

Queen Heenim is a member of Fanpop. She's a big Fan of Maruko. She's a writer on a website named Wattpad.

Queen Heenim is a great friend. She's always been very polite, sweet, and a good person. She knows how to make her Friends happier when they're not in that great of a mood. She cares a lot about her Friends and she works really hard to help them out.

Her Artikel and Haikus are really good. They have a lot of emotion in them. Her Artikel and Haikus have a special feeling of care and sweetness. It's a treat to read her work. I recommend her Artikel and Haikus.

Thank Du Queen Heenim for being a wonderful person, friend, writer, and Fanpop member. It's an honor to be one of your friends.