Things To Listen To When Trippin' Balls

added by zanhar1

video

Musik

simrananime likes this

6

posted by hetaliaitaly

Well here Du are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven oder hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have Du come here ?
What do Du need ?

To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe Du want to take them to die . . . ?

But I ask Du now..
how many of these pills

would Du take each Tag to live ?

To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?

These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs oder antidepressants.

I feel happy, I feel...

5

My Zufällig story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A wolf named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do Du want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." Antworten Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are Du doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

3

how the cullen family found out that bella and eddy were in love..*please read and comment*

posted by poniesaremybffs

OK, this Artikel is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had sagte that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few bär prints, and started to wander...

1

Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

1

Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and Mitmachen the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Mitmachen us!
Allex: Ok. What are Du doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

12

?

posted by shutyourface

don't worry this Artikel is not about schaf, schafe oder bananas it is about a Mehr serious matter.

this is a Debatte and i want everyone Lesen this
Schreiben a Kommentar about what Du think is write oder wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

oder the chicken?

thats my Debatte and i want EVERYONE who's a Fan
of Zufällig to write what they think is right

and become a Fan of me and become a Fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
oder the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

Mariko Shinobu (Oniisama e...)

added by SilentForce

1

Eclair

added by ace2000

Kai (EXO-K)

added by Gretulee

1

Kpop~♥

added by Gretulee

1

Yellow High-Heels

added by 3xZ

Zufällig pie :P

added by mina27

489

99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Liebe flirts.
3. A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Du doing something?" oder "Have Du eaten already?" are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

57

Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - oben, nach oben 20 Liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, oder to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Du in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly Von giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Weiter family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Du may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin kappe and feed him grapes when...

23

Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits

Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter

Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down

Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

6

25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Du grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something oder someone

3. Go up to a Zufällig person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Zufällig noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a brunnen run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Du in public about the...

38

10 most stupid Fragen people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Du try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

39

A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi oder Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

6

When Du see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: Google

33

The 20 Dumbest Fragen asked on Yahoo Antwort

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious Artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the Autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Auszeichnungen Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...