Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough ft. Alex Cameron, Molly Lewis, Jimmy Barnes

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, oder about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Vampire after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red oder blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” oder during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

This ente walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do Du have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the ente leaves.

The Weiter day, the ente returns and asks, "Do Du have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the ente leaves.

The Tag after that, the ente walks in the store again and asks "Do Du have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told Du no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if Du come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Du can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Frage on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Liebe with Du
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Du find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit Du first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of Du shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give Du a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...