Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Weiter on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't Du take a sitz and I will get Du something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Essen with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the Liste and removed his name from the oben, nach oben of the Liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he sagte to the guy, "Because Du have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Du try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the Weiter on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't Du take a sitz and I will get Du something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some Essen with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the Liste and removed his name from the oben, nach oben of the Liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he sagte to the guy, "Because Du have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the Liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much Du try!!
A stoner called the feuer department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I Liebe and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of Du for the rest of my life :)
I Liebe Du all! Have a beautiful, wonderful Tag :D