Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought Du had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see Du get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, Du look like the guy in the picture Weiter to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet Du I can grab that gun before Du finish Schreiben my ticket.
So, Du on the take, oder what?
Aren't Du the guy from the village people?
Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just...
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