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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when Du say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. Du look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Du never get tired of being with us.
4. I Liebe Du and only you.-Well, Du guys get the picture.
5. I will be with Du forever.
6. Du have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. Du shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for Du to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. Du look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Du never get tired of being with us.
4. I Liebe Du and only you.-Well, Du guys get the picture.
5. I will be with Du forever.
6. Du have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. Du shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for Du to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when Du want to get kicked out of the DMV. Von Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Weiter to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over Von a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Weiter to Du look at Du funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Weiter to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your Favorit Zeigen the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Zeigen number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Weiter to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over Von a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Weiter to Du look at Du funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Weiter to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your Favorit Zeigen the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Zeigen number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
