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"Search Me"


Through this skin Du see
My heart
Through this laughter Du feel
My pain
Even through this mask Du see
My face
For Du are the only one who really knows just who I am

And Du Suchen me
And Du know all the secrets of my heart
And Du Suchen me
Revealing the mysteries of who Du are
Du Suchen me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When Du are the only one who really knows just who I am

And Du Suchen me
And Du know all the secrets of my heart
And Du Suchen me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give Mehr than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving Mehr than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants Du to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help Du answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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You’re now chatting with a Zufällig stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

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Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

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You: meow

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Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: Du HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT Du DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when Du say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. Du look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Du never get tired of being with us.

4. I Liebe Du and only you.-Well, Du guys get the picture.

5. I will be with Du forever.

6. Du have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. Du shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for Du to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when Du want to get kicked out of the DMV. Von Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy Weiter to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over Von a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people Weiter to Du look at Du funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down Weiter to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your Favorit Zeigen the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big Zeigen number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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posted by TimberHumphrey
(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw Du dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then Du saw me, caught Du Von surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make Du cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that Du fell apart
But Du walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like Du didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make Du cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made Du think that...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone and welcome to the Weiter half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.



So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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Are Du bored? Do Du have the humor of a 10 Jahr old boy? Do Du like Musik that doesn't have a real point? Do Du like Musik that will make your grandma look at Du with disappointment in her eyes!? If Du answered yes to any of these Fragen then here is a Liste for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes Musik about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John herz - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...
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